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Friday, August 10, 2007
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Previously on Big Brother, Jenius considered making the biggest Dick move ever, Jameka talked dirty to God, and this shit got GOOOOOD!
Our beloved Chenbot gets us up to speed but it’s hard to concentrate on what she’s saying cuz she poked a heart shaped hole in her skin suit and her metal’s showing.
Come on, CBS, get a new suit for the bot.
Eric does a nervous first date at the movies stretch to show that he’s completely not skerd about just being nominated. That would have been really smooth, stud, but we just saw you almost chew your thumb nail off. He tells us that he’s putting all his trust in Amber, Jameka, Jessica and Dustin. Why would anyone be nervous with a crew like that behind him?
Kail knows that her “chances is slim” against Eric’s eyebrows, and watching her try to convince us that she’s not on the verge of a nervous breakdown while she’s stuck in a bunny suit is just breathtaking. Dear Alison Grodner, HEART.
The Dicks are pretty confident that they can get Eric out. They already have Zach on their side, which means they only need one more vote to rule the world. Eric loops “me? Why would they think it was me? What’d I do? Couldn’t be me!” over and over again to Amber, who swears on her daughter’s life that he has her vote. Then we get a slow mo hug shot of her and her kid. LOL, editors. Amber gulps.
Jenius and Fail chill on the hammock, and as usual they are silent. I imagine them leaving the show and keeping in touch. They’ll just meet up for lunch at Applebee’s every once in awhile to not talk. Seriously, what’s with this friendship? Dick comes up to try and be nice, but he can’t do it. He tells them that he’s gonna help them even though he doesn’t trust either one of them and they giggle like he just called them the prettiest girls at the dance. He’s gonna help Kail, but Jen points out that they might not have the numbers to get Eric out and she’s afraid of getting on everyone’s bad side. Dick snuffs his cigarette out on her forehead and she beams, happy to not be called a stupid vapid bitch again. Kail just giggles crazily.
Next stop on the campaign trail is the gym, where Amber is on the treadmill. Dick closes the door behind him and asks her how she’s gaining so much weight when she’s always on the treadmill. Then he starts acting like he’s working out while he bashes Eric and calls him a lying little weasel. Amber says that she promised Eric her vote and would feel bad not coming through on her word, so Dick ups the ante. He says that Eric told him that he had a secret about Amber and her ex-boyfriend that would discredit her and turn the house against her. Sure enough, we get a flashback of Eric telling Dick just that. Amber keeps walking to nowhere and Dick stares at her like a snake allowing a gerbil to run madly on it’s wheel one last time before dinner.
Amber keeps a puffy poker face, but a flashback shows her confiding to Eric’s eyebrows that she once was so in love with a guy that she lied about being pregnant twice to keep him. It didn’t work. Neither, apparently, did actually getting pregnant. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Eric didn’t tell the whole story to Dick, because he was saving it for the right time, but he’s a liar and if she believes him she’s gonna get screwed. She doesn’t make any promises, but she’s ruffled by the betrayal. She shouldn’t be too worried about the lame story circulating, though. It’s the God given right of anyone with a uterus to fib about pregnancy a couple of times in their youth.
So you’re a desperate, slutty liar. Tell us something we don’t know.
She goes straight to her GBF and vents about Eric’s backstab. Dustin pouts and nods sympathetically but says that they should still fight for Eric to stay because he’s not a threat to them. She just shakes her head, not liking this answer. “How dare him?” We get it. You’re mad. That’s no reason to torture English. She’s so pissed that she pulls out a My Little Pony Hair Braider and gives herself a rebellious make-under.
This is getting ugly.
Somewhere in Hollywood tonight, Bo Derrick is shaving her head. The Dicklets talk over each other and finish each other’s sentences as they try to convince Amber that she needs to vote against Eric. But she promised on her daughter’s life! Dani says that she should do it for Nick, which is hilarious seeing as how Amber was the first one to point the finger at the tiger and Dick was the biggest cheerleader for his eviction. These people are so full of shit. Amber’s still not convinced. She promised! On her daughter’s life!
Dick tries to show that he’s willing to work together by offering a one week alliance: if he or his spawn win HOH, they will spare Amber and Dustin if they do the same for him and Daniele. Amber asks if they’d still be on her side if she just convinced Dustin to change his vote. Dick is obviously struggling to not punch her gigantic forehead in, and it’s awesome to see him try to keep his rage contained for once. He is disgustedly seething as he tries to convince Amber to get over the whole “made a promise to God” thing. He argues that if God was just, He would want Eric out and He wouldn’t have let Amber mangle her own head like that. Amber nods, like this argument makes total sense, and Dick leeringly spits out “Pray on it” before stalking off. Amber says “ok”, still not detecting any sarcasm.
She relays the Dicks’ one week truce offer to Dustin, who is wearing his queen robe. She’s fired up, and she’s going to vote Eric out! Dustin scrunches his face and asks her what the hell she did with her hair. She rails on about Eric betraying her. He tells her to stop acting like a psycho and think with her forehead in the game. It’s way more important that Dick goes first. Amber doesn’t care about rationality and she doesn’t care that she promised on her daughter’s life. Eric’s out! Dustin says that he will be the deciding vote to oust him so that she can keep her word and not completely traumatize her poor kid back home. She asks him to promise and he does. If Amber could stop staring off into space and listening to her inner crazy for one sec, she would see on his face that he has no intention of following through on that one. Oh, Jesus. Dustin has given himself a horrible haircut too! It’s like group grooming suicide on this show.
Link has come out of the closet and stopped searching for Zelda.
Later, the HG’s are gathered in the living room. Now that Amber’s got everyone’s attention, she puts on a trucker hat and a denim mini and begins the opening act of her white-trash tirade against Eric. How dare he use something personal that she told him in confidence against her? Yes, she hurt someone she loved. “I was on druuuuggs!!” You still are. What’s your point? If he wants to tell everyone that she was a lying meth head ho then go for it! Do it now!
As she rants on, she gets more and more agitated until she’s growling like a truck stop tranny and hitting the air and scream-crying about how it’s his fault poor little Nick is gone. Instead of being home with his family he should be here in the “good person’s group”! LOL. Who exactly are you referring to? Eric just sits there stone faced, nipple pierced and faux hawked. It’s a battle of hideous style choices.
She screams “I HATE YOU!” and storms out, shouting that that felt soooo good. Oh and of course, she doesn’t forget to thank God for giving her the strength to spew obscenities and hatred so incoherently. Yay God and smooth move, Amber. You had one alliance to get you through the next couple of weeks and you just flushed it down the drain. Jenius has pulled her rabbit head over her face, either hiding from the fight or blacking out from all the feelings flying around the room. The rest of the HG’s are pretty uncomfortable, but none more than Jameka. She’s the only one not dressed like a bunny, a truck stop hooker, a gimp, a scuzzy heroin addict or a queen, and she looks like she might get up and bolt to the nearest bus stop any second.
So, Jameka. How do you feel about white people now?
Time for voting. The HG’s all convene for their meeting with the bot’s face and ChenChen starts by asking Jameka if she would ever leave her town again. Jameka says oh hell to the no and yes, she regrets giving up HOH eligibility for five weeks, but stress is no excuse not to groom herself and look adorable on TV. Take notes, the rest of you.
Does Jenius regret giving up half of her possible prize money to win the veto? Of course not! Now she can prove that she’s not greedy, just completely self involved and hilarious. Wait a second, who let Chenbot wear boxer briefs under her tight pants?
You know Les is home watching this in the bot’s silk thong right now.
For the first time, Chen will be taking questions from the viewers and tonight Dustin will answer the first one!! Wichita wants to know how two bottoms were ever happy together, and also how come he never changes out of that hideous grey shirt? He says A. porn and sex toys and B. it’s important that he shows everyone he’s consistently consistent about being consistent. Huh? Please stop wearing them. Consistently.
Next up, does Dick really know famous people or is he just a poser skeezball? Kinda and yes. Montage of used up used to bes and a testimonial from some contestant on Rockstar Supernova. Hmmm. That’s almost as good as Johnny Depp. Dick really does know people!
The bot questions Dicklet alone. Are things getting better with her dad now that they’re forced to live together? Dani rambles on about how it’s really hard for her cuz like, no one knows the real story and she was like really you know upset. Yes or no, Twizzle Stick? Kinda. Ok, well how do you feel about the abuse he’s shown to the women of the house? Dicklet insists that she’s not like her dad and she doesn’t like being compared to him, and then she calls ChenChen a stupid bitch and threatens to shove her foot up her ass if she doesn’t change the subject. I must note that she’s wearing Nick’s bandana around her bunny ear, which I’m sure is really helping win back the confidence of homely boyfriend back home.
We’re just friends!
And now, for something none of us expected!! We finally learn what Fail’s multiple businesses are! She owns a motel, a grocery store and two restaurants. She assures us that one of them is even a fine dining establishment, but after taking a look at the store and the motel, I have a feeling she’s using that term very loosely. Her town looks like a Cracker Barrel. Then we meet her husband. Poor thing. With his wife gone, he’s had to cut his own hair. Holding a bowl and scissors at the same time is a daunting task. Soldier on, Trump.
Buy a barber shop.
Hubby tells us that Kail’s strategy of not telling the other HG’s that she’s really the Monopoly Man is smart because they’d never let such a jet setter win. He doesn’t blame Dick for being mean because he knows it’s just a game, and he thinks that Kail’s not letting on that she’s a hardcore Christian because she doesn’t want to be “perceived” that way. The disciple Peter had the same strategy in the Bible and it didn’t work out so well. A rooster crowed a couple of times, he had a nervous breakdown, and the other disciples totally voted him out of the tent.
The bot gives Fail and Eric’s eyebrows one last chance to plead their cases before the vote. Kail has wrapped part of her bunny costume around her neck like a brace to go for the pity vote, and she even cries a little. Eric stutters about how he came in prepared to fight, but then realized he loved everyone soooooo much and they’ve carried him through his week of shame. And besides, they can’t vote out two haircuts gone wrong in a row. America will think they’re shallow.
Dick happily votes to evict “that little weasel Eric” and Jenius makes the biggest mistake of her life and seconds him. Jessica sticks with Eric and votes against Kail. Zach keeps his nose firmly up the Dicks’ ass and votes Eric, and Jameka votes Kail. Dustin throws his promise to Amber out the window and votes to evict Kail, which means that Amber is the deciding vote. HAHA!
Cameltoebot
Amber keeps her word and votes against Kail. LOVE IT. The bot tells them that whoever is voted out will have only a few moments to gather their things, say goodbye, and walk out the door. When there isn’t a dialed response, she repeats her instructions. By a vote of 4 to 3, Kail, get the fuck out. Dick storms out of the room and Dicklet looks hellapissed. YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I never thought I’d say this, and I’m not all that comfie saying it now, so I’ll use Dick’s words. For this one week, I love you, Dustin!
Fail is a neurotic, ignorant, Bible thumping hag, but I feel for her when she has to greet the Chenbot wearing those huge floppy bunny slippers. And by “I feel for her” I mean I laugh and jump around til the sound of a baby crying fills my room and the bitch downstairs threatens to call the cops. It’s worth it, you stinkin’ breeder! STOMP!
Dick is furious and immediately points at Dustin, who wisely denies, denies, denies. Dick says it must be another one of those darned mystery votes. Oh this is beautiful. Now Dustin’s in the line of fire! I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
Fail tells the bot that her biggest mistake was winning the first HOH competition. She doesn’t add aligning with backstabbing douches, not speaking proper English, or acting ignorant and close-minded to the list, but hey, we don’t have all night. Dick is the first goodbye video and he peaces her out, obviously not believing this footage would ever see air. Dustin tells her “bitch, you got a lot of growin’ up to do!” Shut up, you idiot. He says that he knows she’s a bigot ignoramous, and he hopes he’s taught her something about gay people. Well, you’ve shown her that gay people can be lying, two faced, bitchy, prissy fingered std spreaders. Nice work, Handlebars. Our week of love is off! I demand a new representative!
Jenius leaves her name and number at the tone and tells Fail that she can’t wait to see her again so they can go shopping on Melrose together. LOL, Jenius!! All Kail needs is a pair of foot high platforms and edible underwear to make her spiral into Satan’s arms complete. Dani says with a huge shit eating grin on her face that she’s sorry she didn’t stick to her word. You’ll get yours, Boney Joanie.
The HOH competition is on a saloon set that looks just like Fail’s Country Store, which has gotta sting. Two by two, all the HG’s but Dicklet and a pissed off Jameka will go head to head answering questions about what evictees have said in the diary room. Eric knocks Dustin out first, and Zach answers wrong next, giving Dick a win. He chooses Eric and Jess to go next.
The Chenbot asks who said they were gonna bang every chick in the house Nick? BUZZ. You gave them the answer, silly bot! Nick! Nick! Nick! She starts spinning and ripping off the rest of her skin suit as sparks fly out of her ears. Commercial.
The replacement bot greets us with a fresh question. Who was the multiple business owner? They both take a second, but Jess correctly guesses Fail, knocking Eric out. She chooses Jenius and Dick next, and Dick guesses that Mike was the one who was worried that his bed would be too small to bang Daniele in. Talk about denial. He’s out.
Amber is quickly knocked out, and before the bot can even finish the last question, Jessica buzzes in “Carol!” And she wins!! SWEET! Oh, man! The Dicklets are SCREWED! Congrats, Eric’s eyebrows! You live another week! The aftermath is even more awesome, because Dick makes the mistake of calling Jameka a liar. She is the first HG to (coherently) stand up to him, and he responds by walking away from her. Oh, no, bitch. Get back here! She follows him and tells him off. The show ends with her hand in his face, and I am going to bed one fat happy bitch. BEST. SHOW. EVER.
Take off those earrings, girl. It’s time to kick some ASS!
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Best episode of the season!!!!!
Couldn’t wait to read the recap this time. I loved it! Two best parts: Amber doing a nose pick and looking at it and Dick’s reaction when Eric got to stay. Best damned ep of the season by far. And…I’m beginning to think Jen does have a brain after all! Dani? I’m willing to bet that she and Dick somehow made an agreement before the show to put differences aside to try and win the game and split the cash later. Let’s get rid of Dick this week!
HEIFFA AMBER IS A LOSER.
Why would you go on national tv and disclose to a houseguest a secret that you are ashamed about? Because as far as I’m concerned, she told Eric….but this is big brother…and there’s such a thing as the livefeed….did she forget about the camera? or is it because the effects of PCP somehow blinds the fact that there are such things as cameras???
I bet you anything, she was probably high when she signed that waiver with CBS.
Dumb heiffa!
Well…great recap. I guess I am in a minority here. I am rooting for Jen (she is a riot) and Danielle and would love for the two of them to face off in the finale.
I must say I cannot condone the way Dick curses and belittles women.
Amber forgets about the live feed all the time.
For example..picking her nose, getting a shower naked and showing it all, her remarks about Jewish people etc. She was the first to throw Nick under the bus…and totally knew Dustin was not voting out Eric. If she cries one more time I will puke !!
I think Eric was the worst choice for the America’s player. Half the time he cannot keep a straight face when trying to do America’s bidding. Dustin, Eric and Amber are the biggest liars in the group.
I will be truly disappointed if one of these three win it all.
I am so ready for BB9 already..
Well…great recap. I guess I am in a minority here. I am rooting for Jen (she is a riot) and Danielle and would love for the two of them to face off in the finale.
I must say I cannot condone the way Dick curses and belittles women.
Amber forgets about the live feed all the time.
For example..picking her nose, getting a shower naked and showing it all, her remarks about Jewish people etc. She was the first to throw Nick under the bus…and totally knew Dustin was not voting out Eric. If she cries one more time I will puke !!
I think Eric was the worst choice for the America’s player. Half the time he cannot keep a straight face when trying to do America’s bidding. Dustin, Eric and Amber are the biggest liars in the group.
I will be truly disappointed if one of these three win it all.
I am so ready for BB9 already..
OOPS sorry for the double post…computer timed out the first time…ALSO why didn’t the Chenbot tell Kail about Eric and America’s player…I love watching the expression on the evicted ones faces when they learn who the little weasel is….lol
WHAT A GREAT SHOW!
It had everything: surprise votes, uncomfortable screaming matches, bunny costumes, Dick getting pissed, malfunctioning Chenbot… It was so wonderful!
I cheered for ten minutes when Jessica won HOH. What a great week this is going to be!!
Flipit, your Zelda comment sent me over the edge. Now my coworkers think I’ve completely lost it. Thanks!
Anyone remember that fashion craze from the 80s, Units or Mix-Its or something like that? That’s what Chenbot’s red belt reminded me of.
Excellent recap Flippy! Best episode of the season so far. America’s Eyebrows live to over-act another week. I’m rooting for a Jen and Jess f2.
Probably America is going to screw this whole thing up by making Eric target someone completely random this week. They’ll pick Jen or Dustin.
Meanwhile, the smart thing would be to put up Dick and Zach. If Dick wins veto, put up Danielle. But it would be better to let Dick know this is the plan, and make it public that if he chooses to save himself, then he’d be effectively getting his daughter evicted.
Big Ups to Flipit for a speedy and hilarious recap.
i read all the forums and recaps both here and at MSR and i have to ask this… why is Jessica getting a free pass from all of you? it seems everyone in the house is pretty much hated by the majority of us for one reason or another, except her. i’ve never seen someone so easily swayed by a 30 second conversation, time and time again. and the lies to D&D? hate her big time.
and after watching her and her retarded alliance celebrate after she won, i hope she chokes on it. (i do not however, hate her enough to have not enjoyed the nipple slip while jumping up and down after winning… big shout out to 2 of my new best friends: live television and Tivo.)
it pains me to say it, but D&D are dead…. i may have to change my name to poor, dead dani.
now i must head to the forums to read about what happened on the feeds after we left them last night. Dick looked like he was gonna EXPLODE. and now that they have the numbers, everyone is talking shit back to him… this shit JUST GOT INTERESTING!! (hehe anniedawg)
PDS
President of Keeping Hope Alive, Team Dani
I forgot to mention, Flipit, I’m still laughing at the whole paragraph that ends with the picture: So, Jameka. How do you feel about white people now?
SO FUNNY!
Am I the only one who really thought Eric was going home? I was sure he was, even before the episode last night. I was pleasantly surprised to see he did not, not because I really like him, but just because I knew it would piss Dick off to no end.
I hope one of D&D goes home this week, just because I was so sick of them gloating and acting so untouchable last week. You could see him melting down before your eyes after the live vote and after Jessica won HOH and he realized he was screwed. Way to piss off Dustin and Jameka immediately after that. At least he has the drummer from Guns and Roses and the runner-up from Rock Star to comfort him back at his bar.
I HEART you, Flipit, I really really do.
Thanks for the fabulous recaps time and time again – you are my fav.
I want to jump thru the screen and bitch slap Dick…please oh please let him go home, prettty please.
When Kail’s husband came on the screen, I so expected a comment about Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate….great recap!
How did they get away with all those Sunset Strip rocker chicks wearing the “I (heart) Dick” t shirts?
Briliant.
We are flipit fans!
Well the night before on the feeds, Dustin convinced the group to keep Eric around b/c he reminded them they need the numbers.
Their group knew Dustin was going to keep Eric in the house.. it didn’t come as a surprise to anyone cept for D&D, Zach and Jen.
Anyways… I kept hearing about Amber’s rant to Eric, and how great it was and blahblahblah, boy was that just a pathetic moment or what.
She has absolutely 100% convinced herself that she has never lied in the game which I find HILARIOUS.
America’s Player Lives To Raise Eyebrows Another Day. Dick’s Dogs vs. Eric’s Eagles is the new Sovereign Six vs. The Friendship.
Last night Dick got into a HUGE fight with Amber and Jameka. Of course Dick lived up to his name, but Amber and Jameka are no holy rollers either. Jameka ended up calling Dick’s mom a bitch (remember, Dick’s mom is an ordained minister.) Low blow. Then Amber told him he’d be better off if he just committed suicide. Nice. Anyway, just wanted to point out that it goes both ways. They never show the other side of it in the shows.
Poor Dead Shannon- I’ll be VP of Team Dani!
DP Hooker- Whichever side is in power each week always gloats and feels untouchable. You should have seen the nerd herd gloating last night and they will be all week.
Dick’s for sure going home this week and he’s cool with it, he knows it’s his turn. He’ll be in the sequester house though so they’ll all keep having to live with him on the other side- haha!
CWJ-
We keep the live feed discussions in the forums so not to spoil the show for those who just watch the CBS version of reality (skewed as it might be).
Flipit – I can’t believe you didn’t mock Dilana more – she was such a scary freak when she was on Rock Star – I laughed my ass off when she turned out to be one of Dick’s “celebrity” friends.
Oh – and Eric has now missed out on being HOH twice because of Chenanigans. CBS should be helping out America’s Player a little better than that.
Why are so many of you gravitating towards this Nerd Herd? Everyone seems to dislike Amber and Dustin, understandably, and everyone knows what a fraud Jameka is, yet everyone wanted Eric to stay. He’s okay, but him staying and Jessica winning HOH only means safety for Dustin, Amber and Jameka. I know Dick is a complete red ass at times, but I’d rather him stay, then any of those three.
It seems that even people rooting for Jen were also rooting for Eric to stay. It was better for Jen if Kail stayed. Right now, this house is divided in two, and I’m not going to pull for any side that includes Amber, Dustin and Jameka. I don’t want Dick to win BB by any stretch of the imagination, but I don’t want any of those three Nerd Herders to be anywhere close to the finals.
I’m a Jensa member (for now) and was thoroughly pissed when Eric got to stay. I do believe the BB producers had a hand in last nights outcome. They weren’t going to allow the only thread left to their stupid twists to get voted out. I’m calling bullshit on that.
I’m not real happy that Dustin’s greed in the POV comp is going to go unpunished. Looks like everyone, except the Dicks, are going to let Eric’s peculiar voting habits and his tossing of Amber under the bus, receive the same fate. That’s messed up.
I’m pro-Eric if for no other reason than he’s more interesting to watch than Kail was. I’m glad he stayed & she left.
anw821: Eric’s voting habits are not his fault, they are America’s Choice, and he is stuck with having to talk his way out of them. It makes him look weasily but remember it’s not his decision.
I don’t get why anyone is sticking up for Dick. He’s not just a complete ass, a complete ass is the part that thinks he’s running the house and has figured everything out. He’s a self-rightous, abusive person who so screwed over his daughter she refused to talk to him for years. After the way we’ve seen him abuse the women in that house, you can imagine how vile he must be when the cameras aren’t on.
I’m just floored that people think there is any way to rationalize his behavior.
best episode ever! I wish I could have watched the BRAWL afterdark…but I guess I will try it on YouTube. D&D know they are toast.
Thoughts:
1. WHY did Julie NOT tell Kail about Eric being America’s Player? It was HIS 2 votes for her to get evicted over the past 2 weeks that sent the house into this psycho sprial! I would think Kail would react BIG TIME to learning this news.
2. WHY WHY WHY are D&D STILL on the “Doing this for Nick” thing? They voted to get him out! Did something serious happen on livefeeds/BBAD that CBS totally didn’t air to help explain this nonsense? Or are they REALLY that f—ed up?
3. How did Jessica know the answer to the Carol question so quickly? Either Carol TOLD Jessica what was said, or Jessica knows her enemy really well.
4. Dustin’s explanation on his “grey shirt” fetish was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I can just picture him packing all those grey shirts saying “Hmmm this will REALLY prove my consistancy in the house! I’ll pack 2 more!” SHADDUP. What I wanna know, is why the f— does he wear that queen robe?
Sparky: The house guests don’t know that Eric’s voting is not his fault. To them it is peculiar and sneaky and Dick and Danielle seem to be the only ones that want to make him pay for it. Banner or no banner, they all know now, but the Nerd Herd seems to be okay with it, just as they seem to be okay with Dustin’s greed in the POV. There should be consequences for those actions.
Does Amber know she’s on TV? So far I have seen her talking to Jameka about her “sister’s” logic about gays and Jews. Her “sister” is probably in a safe house somewhere tonight scared shitless. Her “sister” says “gay’s cannot be trusted because they are always out for themselves”. Everytime she meets someone she doesn’t like her “sister” tells her”You know why, because they are Jews”. How can you tell? Why by their noses and last names of course!
I’d love to hear this crazy bitch tell Jameka her “sister’s” theory on black people!
I will also add that Dick will face the consequences for his actions this week, as well he should. I won’t be sorry to see him go and I’ve never attempted rationalize his behavior.
Sheep…..their just a flock of sheep…..
Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his ‘negative’ energy.
I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I’m ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.
Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?
Also… WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America’s Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.
I could go on for days, but I’m so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out… wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says… “and I’ve nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot.”
P.S., I love you flipit… you’re so flipping fantastic.
“Fail is a neurotic,ignorant, Bible thumping hag, but I feel for her when she has to greet the Chenbot wearing those huge floppy bunny slippers. And by “I feel for her” I mean I laugh and jump around til the sound of a baby crying fills my room and the bitch downstairs threatens to call the cops. It’s worth it, you stinkin’ breeder! STOMP!”
Hilarious!!!
Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his ‘negative’ energy.
I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I’m ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.
Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?
Also… WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America’s Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.
I could go on for days, but I’m so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out… wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says… “and I’ve nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot.”
P.S., I love you flipit… you’re so flipping fantastic.
Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his ‘negative’ energy.
I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I’m ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.
Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?
Also… WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America’s Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.
I could go on for days, but I’m so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out… wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says… “and I’ve nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot.”
P.S., I love you flipit… you’re so flipping fantastic.
Sorry Tinkerbella, my bad.
Sorry for triple posting my comments…
Jen is a trip! When Jameka was making out with God and Jen kept popping into the scene talking nonsense I was dying! That has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. But when Dickwad was trying to call a truce with her I wanted to scream “Run Jen, there is no puppy. Don’t get in the car!”
He is soooooooooo disgusting. I can’t believe I liked him at first. Anybody who watches BBAD knows what I mean.
I just thought of something. I’d love if Amber won HOH one week for the sole reason of seeing a picture of her boyfriend. I’d love to see what he looks like. (Is that mean?)
Well, I don’t understand what everyone has against Evel Dick. I love him! He’s been my favorite player since day one, and I’m rooting for him to win. Being a metal musician myself, I identified with him most. I’m absolutely a feminist, and I still don’t see him as “belittling women””he belittles everyone equally! But they usually deserve it! Sometimes I feel he goes a bit too far, but I still love that he speaks his mind.
I really liked Dustin at first, but he’s proving himself to be two-faced, just like the delusional Amber, who doesn’t even see that she’s a liar! And Eric”he’s not handling his role as America’s player well at all. Once he found out that we wanted him to evict Kail, he should have told everyone how he was voting! It was so stupid to not be up front about it! And he shouldn’t have been campaigning for Nick in the first place until he knew what we wanted!
Anyway, I couldn’t stand by any longer”while everyone bashes Dick”and not defend him. He’s awesome!
Oh yeah, CheriesTake, the contrast between Jameka praying like a fiend and then Jen popping into the foreground concerned about her wardrobe was hilarious! You couldn’t have planned that any better! I had to replay it a couple of times ’cause I was laughing so hard!
Dagiana, I’ll share what I have against Dick. He does not treat men & women the same. Yes, he yells at men, but he berates them for making the stupidest move ever (Mike), being shady/playing all sides (Nick), or being lying, two-faced weasel who is shaking like a leaf, etc.(Eric). Somehow that’s not the same as constant threats of sexual violence, constantly calling someone a c*nt, threatening to choke someone with his c*ck (while she’s hanging upside down on a clock), threatening to strangle her & break the bones in her neck, and threatening to rape her & others in the asshole until they bleed to death. Nice. Really nice. I apologize for my offensive post, but that’s Dick. All in front of his daughter, no less. No wonder she’s screwed up. He deserves to GO. NOW. And the fact that he’s going to treat the gay guy the same way (because gay guys are so low he calls them “women”) doesn’t make it any better.
Lime23 — Dick said all those things on the live feed??? Wow.
Am I missing something? Why does EVIL Dick proudly proclaim how EVIL he is but then choose to spell his name EVEL? Hey Dick, here’s my version of spelling for ya. Take EVEL and rearrange the letters to LEEV. That sounds like LEAVE! See ya!
That bothered me at first too, but all I can figure is that he spells it Evel because of Evel Knievel.
Unless he’s planning to jump the Grand Canyon he needs to learn to spell. I bet he really thought that’s how it is spelled and everybody was too scared to tell him otherwise.
I loved him in the begining but after seeing how he really is on BBAD I can’t stand him.