Ripa Toes The Line Of Indecency

Big Brother

By madeyoulaugh | Monday, July 18, 2005 | 11:26 am | 14 Comments

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Kelly Ripa’s crotch, gumming its way through her pants.”

Kelly Ripa is taking note of the CT Theory made popular by the Book Of Chen. The CT Theory states “the more Camel Toe, the more Camera Time.” Chen was a virtual unknown who got her lucky break, after allowing a Lonely Les Moonves to masturbate with her body. But her real succuss came way after Les did. It was with the Camel Toe exposure of Big Brother 5. After that, the Chenbot was a household name.

Unsatisfied with the exposure of her daily morning show and the weekly showing of her sitcom, the Ripa-ff artist stole Julie Chen’s trademark. Yes, like having the tribe speak, or telling someone they’re fired, in classic Chen fashion, Rippa wore tight tight pants to expose her loose loose toe. For a woman who has had 9 children in 3 years, its tough to make jokes on the elasticity of ones’ nether parts, but when Rippa not only wears the tight tights on her loosey loose sans panties, but also then squats for the camera crotch forward…it’s cause for a TVgasm.

Why is the camel toe such a common occurence on TV and why do we accept it? Had Regis been squatting to change a tire in tight pants and showed off his Mammel Toe, I dare say I would call the FCC.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    ad
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 12:05 pm

    this is a very good pic.

  2. 2
    Eddiebosox
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 12:13 pm

    God bless you for this.

  3. 3
    Papercuts!
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    The judges would have also accepted “Ripa shows off her Cooter Clevage,” and “Her monkey, her flapper, you’re staring at her snapper!” as headlines.

  4. 4
    HicksPub
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    That is so wrong…

    (Using my Cliff Clavin voice) …”wIth the production budget of a show like ‘Live with Regis and Kelly,’ they surely could have afforded an air wrench.”

  5. 5
    bacardi
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 1:44 pm

    pretty god-damn hot

  6. 6
    ha!
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 2:25 pm

    Yes, but what does it appear that she is ‘sitting’ on? I think my mouth would be agape (and I’d be making that face) if I was sitting on that as well…

    ha!

    P.S. Do you think she used any KellY jelly? :)

  7. 7
    ProphetsOfRage
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    wow, it does appear as if something is entering her from behind. her facial expression would lead one to believe either that car tire is pretty damn perplexing or that giant atari joystick is causing serious pleasure (which, in turn, is very confusing). and, to borrow an amazing race reference, i “kelly” that amazing place.

    “gumming”¦ nice.

  8. 8
    Sandy
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 3:01 pm

    What’s this Chen CT your talking about? I thought the Chenbot wasn’t anatomically correct?

  9. 9
    clyde
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm

    Is there a link to the pic of Chenbot’s CT anywhere?

  10. 10
    Mark Q.
    Posted July 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm

    March 2004 called – they want their picture of Kelly Ripa’s cameltoe back

  11. 11
    ad
    Posted July 19, 2005 at 6:09 am

    this is a very old pic

  12. 12
    British
    Posted July 19, 2005 at 6:35 am

    I see she’s changing a tire on a MINI Cooper. There’s a red one(just like mine) in the background, and that ugly yellow one.

  13. 13
    jos1yn
    Posted July 19, 2005 at 8:30 am

    That is beyond camel toe. That’s like the camel’s entire foot!
    Note to self: always wear panties and keep legs closed.

  14. 14
    Peter Write
    Posted January 30, 2011 at 7:58 am

    Here we go again at camel toes best.

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