She Steals, She Drinks and Drives; Man, This Chick has Balls

Big Brother

By madeyoulaugh | | 10:28 am | 12 Comments

Janelle.jpg

The Smoking Gun is reporting on Janelle’s criminal past. Thanks to TVgasm reader Sandy for pointing this out. Thanks to Officer Carter for arresting Janelle, and thanks to Janelle for being dumb.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Sandy
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    Glad I can help boys & girls. I’ve always wanted a TVgasm shout out!

  2. 2
    E.
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 12:48 pm

    awww, man- and I actually liked her? *sigh* according to a coworker of mine “everyone does it at some point”

    Anyone else think Janelle has a little Charlize Theron circa Monster thing going on there? Is it just me? Ok.

  3. 3
    Julie Chen
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    Only a retard on welfare would steal approx $400 worth in clothing from Macy’s. SUMMER OF SECRETS!!!!

  4. 4
    runswithscissors
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Gotta love the smoking gun!

  5. 5
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 1:34 pm

    oh my gawd…

  6. 6
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    …I do have a chance in hell to shag her.

  7. 7
    megstar
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    Janelle is still my favorite and now she has been shown to be “normal”, if normal is being arrested for stealing and drunk driving.

  8. 8
    tv freak
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 5:21 pm

    Man, I used to like her. ANTF: that was funny. How can she be arrested if she is currently in the BB house.

  9. 9
    Ashes
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 7:01 am

    I love the fact that she flips her hair over her right shoulder for all of her pictures, be they CBS publicity shots or police mug shots.

  10. 10
    Genevieve
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 9:51 am

    She looks good head on, but not the best profile.

  11. 11
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    Damn that is one flat profile. Its like someone hit her with a shovel in her face and whatever got pushed it poppod out through her boobies.

    That joke barely even mekes sense. But im sticking with it.

  12. 12
    Posted July 23, 2005 at 2:48 am

    I like her even MORE now. As John Waters said, everyone is beautiful when under arrest.

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