Sheep, Ghosts, and Betrayal: Just Another Eviction…

Big Brother

By B-Side | Friday, August 11, 2006 | 1:53 am | 65 Comments

Tonight’s episode of Big Brother marked a major turn in the game. For the first time, a member of the season six alliance would be going home, which meant their glorious (read: frustrating) reign atop the house was officially drawing to a close. I was sad to see such a promising alliance buckle under its own stupidity, but now with one guy going home — either James or Kaysar — I felt somewhat liberated. The old group was no longer, and as such, I didn’t have to hold onto some sad, nostalgic memory of what these players used to be. Yes, ladies and gents, after weeks of inner-conflict, I now no longer am beholden to season six. Well, I’ll still root for Janelle because I still love her, despite the fact that she’s been totally idiotic the past few weeks. That being said, I’ve basically given over to Chill Town. I still don’t want to see them win — their arrogance will always bug me — but man, I love watching them operate. And tonight, they proved that while they’ve been appearing to be harmless all these weeks, they truly are capable of causing mass destruction in alliances.Tonight’s big eviction show started off with the always welcomed image of the Chenbot standing just outside the Big Brother house. As she walked into her studio/lanai, we were able to admire her black-pants suit, which at first seemed modest but upon closer inspection, turned out to be quite the piece of provocative robotic apparel. At the top was some frilly, lacey business — it kind of looked like she had a giant garter belt wrapped around her chest. Then there were the pants. They seemed normal enough, but when the light hit them so, we could see that she was practically wearing mesh. For lack of a better word, holes seemed to line both pant legs — kind of like some bizarre, ill-advised cast-off outfit from a Project Runway audition. Nevertheless, it was perfect for the Chenbot, and she wore her lacy creation with ravishing zeal. Robotic sartorial perfection!

Anyway, Julie yammered away about what we’d be seeing tonight, and then when the time was right, she gave us the night’s first “But First!” This one came as she rose from the couch — a clever move that I like to call The Ascending But First (as opposed to the Rotating But First which occurs when she moves from one camera to another).

Well, we soon headed right back into the household and watched as Kaysar tried to save his hide. “I’m going to do everything in my power to stay in the game,” he said. Granted, Kaysar doing everything in his power to save himself is not always an encouraging sign. Let’s not forget Stupid Moves A through V since his short-lived return last season. Nevertheless, he cornered Erika in the backyard and reminded her, “I went out and campaigned for you.”

“I know,” she replied.

“So I’m not going to beg for a vote,” he said, “But…” BUT I’LL BEG FOR A VOTE. Don’t try to take the high road, Kaysar. Get on your knees and beg your ass off.

Of course, Erika didn’t want to commit to anything; so she tried to just play off the entire thing by saying, “I honestly don’t know if my vote makes a difference.” Translation: Yeah, I’m voting you off. Please don’t make this harder than it is.

Kaysar then tried to guilt Erika into a vote by noting that he’s put his ass out on the line for her. Last time I checked, he was targeting her alliance. Not sure how that counts as having her back. Ultimately, she simply requested more times to think things over, and so Kaysar went off to make more deals with people would snicker behind his back and screw him over.

We temporarily dropped in on James, who said he needed to get either Marcellas, George, or Erika’s vote to stay. This was clearly his to lose, especially if Kaysar was campaigning hard. And speaking of Kaysar, he then cornered Chicken George and tried to play the whole “We’re both good people” card. George admitted that he really liked “Kay-Zar” because early on, he was one of the few people who talked to him, and ultimately he said, “You’re one really good guy!” He then added, “A little stupid too. Heck, I’m Chicken George, and even I know you should have gotten rid of Dr. Will when you had the chance.”

Okay, he didn’t say that, but he did hug Kaysar, and feeling confident that he had maybe secured a vote, our beleaguered nominee then sought out Boogie for some lovin’. Kaysar told him that he wanted the three remaining season sixers and Chilltown to ally together and take out the floaters. Dammit, STOP FIXATING ON THE FLOATERS! Why would Boogie and Chilltown ever agree to that? Get rid of the floaters and then when it’s three vs. two, simply get picked off? You have to offer something better than that, Kaysar.

Ah, but I spoke too soon! Kaysar then said that because there’s loyalty in Chilltown and loyalty in season six (suppressing giggle), “that makes for better chemistry if we can pull everyone together.” Why yes. That makes perfect sense! Wait, huh? So Kaysar was basically offering chemistry. This was honestly some of the lamest negotiating since the days of Cappy. Even Terry from Survivor: Exile Island could do a better job than this.

Well, Boogie lied through his teeth and said he was down for it, and a cocky Kaysar returned to Janelle and reported the news. Kaysar knew that if he could just get Chilltown on his side, he could start “decimating” Marcellas, Erika, and Danielle, noting “Those are the clear targets.” NO, THEY’RE NOT. The clear targets are Will and Boogie! Could this season be any more frustrating? Of course, what would be truly fascinating would be if Janelle used her little Will and Boogie arrangement and requested that they save Kaysar. Then Chill Town would be in not such a hot position. Alas, Janelle didn’t think to do this, and instead, she and Kaysar just sat back and gloated. “They brought it upon themselves,” Kaysar said, regarding his planned wrath for the floaters. I don’t know why they had “brought it upon themselves.” Last time I checked, it was Will who had manipulated this war between the floaters and season six. You’d think Kaysar would see that, but then again, this is Kaysar we’re talking about. Janelle then joined in on the ignorant fun, saying, “This is really going to crush their dreams!” The two then cackled with hubris, clearly not realizing what fools they would most likely become.

“Hahahahaha we’re screwed.”

The Chenbot then returned to ask the house guests some lame questions that no one at home really cared about. Specifically, she asked everyone who played in this week’s veto competition if they were shocked by the number of prizes taken. Thirty-five minutes later, everyone had replied either yes or no, and we could move onto the next vapid question. To be perfectly honest, I don’t remember what Julie asked because we then saw Chicken George wearing a pimp suit, that afro-wig sticking out of his shirt like a giant bushel of chest hair. This ensemble was completed with a makeshift pipe that was put together with a straw and some sort of small round object like a shot glass or toilet paper roll or more intriguingly, a votive candle. You know, every time I start to warm up to this guy, he does something so annoyingly dumb that all my disdain and contempt returns in one fell swoop. Why, George, why?

After the commercial break, Julie then talked to us about the mothers of Chilltown: Judy and Bonnie. And yes, I was incredibly amused by those homely names. We then headed out to Basalt, CO where we met Will’s mom Judy who apparently lives in an oversized log cabin. Anyway, the best way to describe her would be Will with giant, curly hair. It really explained why he seems so beholden to that unwieldy mess atop his head. Well, Judy whipped out some old photos of Will, and we got to see him as a child and a college student. “For Will talking to Janelle, I can guarantee you it’s strategy,” Ma Kirby told us, flashing a huge, toothy grin in the process. The joy quickly faded, however, once she began talking about Howie. “You know, I wish he would keep his hands off him,” she scowled. Oh, c’mon Judy. Don’t be so angry. Show us that impossibly gigantic smile again!

We then zipped over to Gilford, NH where we met Bonnie, the sweet woman who spawned Mike Boogie. I don’t know how to describe her. She was like a human doily. Nevertheless, Bonnie showed us some childhood photos, and no surprise here, Mike was a huge dork growing up. Apparently he was chubby too, at least until middle school when he became… a speed skater? That’s a bit odd. To think that a guy who calls himself “Boogie” might have been on track to represent the United States in the Olympics. I’m already embarrassed just thinking about it.

Anyway, after showing us more pictures (including the most awkward baby photo EVER), Bonnie then surmised that Boogie and Erika might have a secret alliance. What she based this on, I don’t know. But maybe her HomelySense was acting up.

Even as a child, Boogie looked ridiculous.

She then said of Chill Town, “I think they just enjoy being evil!” The best part of this was that her inflection was pretty much the same as if she had said, “I think they just enjoy milk and cookies!” There’s nothing better than a perky mom saying “evil” like it’s the cutest thing ever.

We then returned to the Chenbot, and just when we thought we’d be getting our second “But First” of the evening, Julie threw us a curve ball. She actually said, “But James.” Does that count? I feel like it should, but at the same time, it really can’t. She better explain herself on The Early Show tomorrow.

Another commercial break came and went, and then it was time for Julie to talk with Danielle. There was a whole lot of blah blah blah about Danielle’s playing style, and at one point, Danielle said that James was the only person in the house she could trust. “No kidding,” Julie replied with ChenShock. Clearly, her system software was not prepared for such a response. I’m surprised she didn’t crash entirely, a sad Mac appearing in her eyes.

In what could only be an attempt to make her cry, Julie then asked Danielle how badly it hurt when James took the phone call from home, and sure enough, Dani began to get choked up. It would have been sweet had she not bawled over it like twenty times on Tuesday. You miss your daughters. WE GET IT.

Next, it was time to see the various house guests ponder who to evict. No one said anything very fascinating except for Will (of course) who said that he’d love to shock the Legion of Doom and boot James out. “I don’t trust him, and I’m in an alliance with him!” he said. It actually would be a good move. It would ensure that James and Danielle don’t get too much power. Of course, if Will were to evict James, Danielle would probably drop them and join the floaters 100%. So maybe it wouldn’t be a smart move. Oh, I don’t know anymore. You can’t tell up from down at a certain point with this show.

I thought we’d then go to another commercial, but I was wrong. Instead, Julie had the noms talk to the house. James, wearing a blazer that looked like it had been pooped on by a giant bird, thanked America for voting him into the house this season. Kaysar echoed the sentiment and added, “I’ve played the game as best as I can.” Unfortunately, his best has not been that good. Hence, the chopping block. Julie then had James walk into the diary room and reveal if he was planning to use that nifty “Nullify a vote” prize he had won during the spider web HOH competition. No hesitation here. James quickly and happily said, “Janelle. Vote. Gone.” That’s kind of how I order McDonalds. “Big Mac. Eat. Now.” It’s very effective.

“I’d just like to say that I had an unfortunate incident with a peacock just now. I do plan to have this dry cleaned.”

We then had another commercial break, and then it was time for the live voting — always an adventure with the Chenbot at the helm. First up was Marcellas who managed to trip over his mic wire. He headed towards the Diary Room; although, not before checking himself out in the mirror. Gotta make sure that bald head looks just right. Anyway, he voted to evict Kaysar, which was shocking since Julie had so happily mentioned just mere seconds earlier that Marcy had a crush on Kaysey. Marcellas and Kasyar sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

I would go on, but the imagery is already disturbing me too much.

Nevertheless, Marcellas headed out into the hallway where he received probably a very unwanted smooch from Howie. I’m sure an entire bottle of disinfectant was used later that evening. Anyway, Hurricane Howie covered his eyes and said, “Happy birthday Kaysar, Kaysar fans.” Wow. Didn’t realize it was Kaysar’s birthday today. Also didn’t realize that it was all of Kasyar’s fans’ birthdays too. How coincidental! Needless to say, Howie regretfully voted to evict James, and when he walked out in to the hallway, he channeled his guilt into passion as he practically assaulted Erika with a kiss on the head. Like Marcellas, she violently recoiled, most likely repressing the moment into the deepest, darkest corner of her memory.

Well, Erika voted to evict Kaysar, and next up was Janelle, who without hesitation voted to evict James. Of course, it didn’t matter since her vote had already been nullified. Will entered the room next, and when Julie said hi, he replied, “Hey, Jules. How are you?” Jules? Jules? SHE IS THE CHENBOT, DAMMIT! You shall address her with respect, not some wanton, colloquial nickname! For shame!

Anyway, Will voted to evict Kaysar, as did Boogie, and George (who again called him Kay-Zar, as if he were some alien leader from an old ’50s sci-fi movie). Sure enough, this was all very bad news for the former King. Kaysar was a goner. On the plus side, this eviction did bring about the first ChenFlub of the night: “It is official,” she said. “James — Pardon me — KAYSAR has been evicted!” It wasn’t as grandiose as the time when Julie accidentally told Nakomis she had won HOH (warranting a flurry of apologies later to Kaysar, the true winner), but still, we enjoyed this hiccup.

The Chenbot then delivered the news to the household, and as James hugged Kaysar goodbye, it looked like he said into his ear, “I love you, man.” He’s gone, James. No need to play the part anymore. Others got in on the hug action, and Janelle did the little “Whattup, KAYsar!” thing, but it just wasn’t very endearing now that season six had fallen from idolized alliance to confederacy of dunces. You can’t bring the glory of last season back, Janelle. Not even in a little joke.

Well, Kaysar left the house to random applause from his roommates, and then in an unprecedented move, he brought his bag all the way over to Julie’s couch. Normally she sternly forces evictees to leave all belongings outside her domain. Kaysar must have been really working the charm to get his duffel bag all the way into her inner sanctum.

The Chenbot greeted this once beloved house guest with a nice ribbing as she said, “Happy Birthday!… This is not your gift, by the way.” This immediately had me wondering just what sort of gift had Julie procured for King Kaysar. A t-shirt? A vase? A loofa sponge? Between this and the whole duffel bag situation, I was starting to think the Chenbot was all about being besties with Kaysar. A Friendpire, if you will.

Well, the friendliness died out pretty quickly as Julie went out of her way to make Kaysar feel mighty uncomfortable. After he did a whole spiel about not campaigning against James and wanting to mend their friendship and be fighting together until the very end, Julie happily said, “Well, I have something to reveal to you.”

Oh damn! Oh damn! Chenbot’s running her CrushKaysar.exe application!

“James is in a secret alliance with Danielle, Mike Boogie, and Will,” she said, Kaysar’s face registering shock. “They call their alliance The Legion of Doom.” Oh no she di’int!!! As Kaysar reeled from this info, Julie then rubbed salt in his wounds by reading certain quotes from James about Janelle.

“A stupid bitch,” Julie said (and yes, it always is a massive thrill to hear her say the word “bitch”). She then read, “This Anna Nicole Smith wannabe is probably the dumbest person to ever play the game.”

“Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Chenbot?”

Well, Kaysar went from shocked to absolutely destroyed. He looked like his whole world had just caved in on him. At certain points, he seemed like he was on the verge of tears. “I guess it just goes to show I’m not cut out for this game,” he said as I whipped out a violin and began playing it. Yes, Kaysar’s just too good of a person to play Big Brother. Can’t put a delicate flower like him in such a toxic environment. He’ll wilt and die!!!

We then moved onto the goodbye messages, which kicked off with Erika crying, of course. There were a few nice ones from Janelle and others, and then Boogie came on to say, “You shoulda got down with Chill Town earlier.” Sucka! No Geisha House for you! But this was just the warmup for Will who said, “I hate to say this, but somehow ‘I told you so’ just doesn’t cut it. I told you James was gonna peel off, and he did with me. For the time being, I have James, and well, he stabbed you in the back.” Let’s just talk about how ingenious this comment was. First, it proved to Kaysar that he had been a total dumbass — that Chill Town was working against him all this time. Secondly, it managed to put the bulk of the blame on Kaysar and James, when in fact it was Will who was truly instrumental in orchestrating James’s defection. In the battle of the wits, Kaysar had clearly lost. He had said many times that he wasn’t afraid of Will. Now maybe he saw how naive he had been. Eh, probably not.

Finally, James addressed Kaysar and said that he couldn’t sit by and watch Janelle lead the team into a situation where they’d all be picked off. He then said he’d given four weeks of chances, but the alliance had stabbed him in the back every opportunity they’d had. I would be empathetic to James about this, except let’s not forget who wasted a nomination on Chicken George. James can blame Janelle all he wants for the floater debacle, but James had a real chance to take care of Chill Town, and he’s screwed it up.

Well, if Kaysar was in shock before the videos, he was now borderline ready to pass out with over-stimulation. Luckily, the Chenbot was there to stick it to him once again, revealing that James was merely a pawn to get rid of Janelle. As Kaysar stammered a response, Julie said, “I hope your birthday gets better from here.” Oh SNAP! Chenbot hits it out of the ball park! Looks like somebody installed the YoMomma.exe program on her hard drive!

“If only there were a floater I could whisper about…”

After the break, a smiling Julie — still coasting on the high from kicking dirt in Kaysar’s face — told us that the Big Brother house was haunted! Oooh! What delightful antics would be coming our way? Well, the producers decided to freak out the house guests by having former cast members from the past several seasons show up in the various mirrors that line the walls. The first time it happened, Erika was sitting in the kitchen, staring at the wall when suddenly, a red, glowing ALISON appeared in the mirror! Erika completed freaked out, and quite honestly, I would too if I saw Alison in my mirror. Amusingly enough, no one really believed Erika when she told them. Will even commented, “You might have had a slop hallucination.” It was very possible. After all, prior to this week, Chicken George had been seeing Liza Minelli crawling on the ceiling.

Our second ghostly contact occurred in one of the bedrooms as Janelle lay in her bed unsuspectingly. Suddenly, Alison (or maybe Holly) appeared in the mirror, causing Janelle to let out a bloodcurdling scream. I’m not even joking. My blood was curdled. If Janelle were to have any sort of movie career, it would have to be in horror. That bitch is a scream queen waiting to happen.

Now, if I heard a girl scream like that in my home, I’d probably come rushing to her side, asking urgently what was wrong. Instead, Danielle sauntered in the room and blandly asked, “What.” (I didn’t even include a question mark, she was that nonplussed). How could you not be totally alarmed after a scream like that? Danielle acted as if Janelle had merely asked someone to tell her about the paper industry.

We then saw another ghost appear in a mirror, and I couldn’t tell who it was. Honestly, it looked like Mark Long from Road Rules. I was very confused. Would Coral turn up next? Maybe The Miz? Best crossover ever!

Seriously, is that Mark Long?

Well, this all led to a goofy sequence where the “ghosts” of former cast members took things out of the household. And by the way, this was probably the worst collection of Big Brother stars ever. From season one, there was a chicken. Yes, a stupid chicken. Season two had Bunky. Representing season three was the God-awful Josh. Season four was the aforementioned über-shrew Alison. Season five was none other than ear-piercing Holly. And showing up for season six was none other than the one and only CAPPY. I couldn’t tell if this was absolutely awful or incredibly perfect. I think it was the latter.

“Boogie don’t like no ghosts! Out of my way bitches!”

After the “ghosts” had absconded with all their items, we then cut to the “BB All-Stars Seance,” also know as the cheesiest event of the summer — which is why I loved it. Basically, the house guests all sat on sofas and stared at the mirrors in which the various ghosts appeared one at a time. The producers simultaneously played a pre-recorded track to accompany each ghost. First up was Bunky who threatened to unleash a tarantula in the house. He then cried for ten minutes.

Next was Alison who “said”, “Don’t worry, Erika and Janelle. I’m not real — just like you’re… well, I think we all know!” ZING! Best Ghost Zing EVER! This show was en fuego tonight! Somebody get Nick Cannon because Big Brother was Wild ‘n’ Out!

Josh then appeared and said that Marcellas’s robe smelled like defeat (eh), and next was Holly who screeched, “Paging Dr. Delicious!” Oh, my ears. She alerted the house that she had stolen a duck, and this was followed with the obligatory, “Quack quack.” But just imagine the worst “Quack quack” you’ve ever heard IN YOUR LIFE. Yeah, that’s what it sounded like.

Cappy then popped up, and while all the other ghosts had hammed up their lines, he read his words in a stilted monotone, once again reminding us why he was such a putz in the first place. “Hey guys. Remember the ghost of Cappy from last year?” he asked. Honestly, he was making the Chenbot sound like Kelly Ripa. He then ended his little speech by saying, “Lights out, bitches!” Oh Cappy. How we’ve missed you so. I’ve already built a shrine for you.

Lastly, the stupid chicken showed up, and it had stolen George’s equally stupid chicken necklace. Thank god. Get that thing out of here.

After having seen this stirring sequence, it was now time for the HOH competition. Julie would be asking true or false questions about the seance. If a house guest answered incorrectly, he or she would be eliminated. If everyone answered correctly, however, then the slowest person would be cut. Okay, awesome. Let’s get this party started!

I won’t bother writing out the questions because who really cares anyway. I’ll just give you the results. For the first round, George was the slowest and was cut. Next, Marcellas got the boot for being slow as well, and as he walked off, he was sure to primp the big afro wig which now sat atop his head. Hey, wasn’t that the same wig that was just stuffed in George’s shirt ten minutes ago? You know, all pressed up against his chest and nipples? Live it up, Marcellas!

Janelle was eliminated next for getting the wrong answer, and then the controversy began. For the next question, everyone rang in with an answer except Howie. This, of course, caused the Chenbot to nearly explode. “Howie, we need an answer,” she said with quiet rage. Well, Howie was shocked. He had already hit the buzzer, he insisted. Technical malfunction! Time for the Tivo! Upon second viewing, it was clear that Howie certainly made a motion like he had hit the buzzer, but unfortunately, from our angle, we couldn’t tell if he had actually made contact with his buzzer or not. It’s very possible that he thought he had hit it, but in reality, he had missed it. I guess we’ll never know. Either way, Howie was eliminated, thus bringing about the sort of rage we hadn’t seen since those classic run-ins with Busto.

As Hurricane Howie brewed on the sidelines, the game continued. Will answered incorrectly and was cut, followed by Boogie who was too slow on the next question. This left only Erika and James, either one sure to be an interesting HOH. For the final question, Erika managed to ring in first, thus securing herself the victory and placing the first true floater into the power position. Everyone hugged her, but Howie still muttered, “Fuckin’ bullshit, man!” Yes, this would be a very interesting week…

Superstar!

We then returned to the studio where — oops! — Julie didn’t know she was on the air. YES. Granted, nothing major happened. She merely stared off to the side, waiting for a prompt, but any time the Chenbot shows wear and tear, it’s always great television. Sadly, she rebounded quickly and without incident, alerting us that the Coup D’Etat was coming up next. Yay!

Looks like somebody just got a 404 File Not Found

After the break, Julie explained the way this new twist worked. Basically, in any of the next three eviction episodes, the winner of the coup d’etat would have the ability to overthrow the HOH and replace the noms right before the voting took place. But there was more: no one except the winner would know what this power was until it was used. AWESOME. Love the twist. This will be great, especially since the eviction episodes haven’t been terribly exciting thus far.

Julie then told the house guests that there was a new power up for grabs. Over the next few days, they’d be given clues to “a well known phrase that applies to the Big Brother game.” Whoever knew the phrase could go into the diary room and disclose the answer. First to correctly answer would win — BUT FIRST (I said it, not her) — house guests would only have one chance to give an answer. Very tricky. I can’t wait to see how this plays out.

Anyway, the Chenbot announced that the first clue was already inside the house; so everyone filed back into the living room where they found… a sheep! Random. But at least it wasn’t that awful mime from season four. I kind of loved this new addition. Every Big Brother household should have a farm animal roving about. Not only would it be funny to see everyone dealing with the inevitable poop, but the sheer joy of watching the animal knock things over would be awesome (the sheep nearly destroyed an Ikea lamp in the short time that we saw it tonight).

“Would you be a lamb and stop staring at me? (See what I did there? I used ‘lamb’ ironically. Yeah, I’m pretty much the Dane Cook of the lamb world).”

Well, with a pretty little flower wrapped around its neck, the lamb roved around the house, not so much Bah-ing as it was belching and grunting. Unsurprisingly, Howie took a shine to this little beast, and he lovingly stroked its wool like a long lost puppy.

“Howie, you get to spoon finally, dude!” Will called out over the closing credits. I’m not sure if he was joking either.

What did you think about this episode? Happy with the eviction? Did the house guests make the right choice? And what do you think the phrase is? (One reader already suggested “A wolf in sheep’s clothing.”)

Update: Due to technical difficulties, the HOH competition has been redone. Please do not post the results in this comment section.

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Ed

Posted August 11, 2006 at 2:55 am

I wish I were a fly on the wall when Les found out that they screwed it up and made his precious Chenbot go back to Radford! She had to be up less than 4 hours after the second comp for her Early Show. Poor, Bot.

Heads have rolled, baby!
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Mark

Posted August 11, 2006 at 3:01 am

Well, it’s a sheep… and if you go by every single puzzle you were given in elementary school (you know, the ones that used pictures to represent words and you’d have to find the phrase), a sheep picture is “you.” For “ewe.”

But I’m sure it’s something else… or would they give that because 100% of the house doesn’t know what a ewe is?
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chief113

Posted August 11, 2006 at 3:44 am

When do they start to sequester the guests, to let someone back in the house? I don’t think I ever saw that before, when Julie told Kaysar what was going on behind his back. Maybe there is no sequester house this year?
PS
Now that I know James is crossing his fingers to say “hello” to his girl, I can’t stop laughing. What a wacko.
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KatiesHole

Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:20 am

They better keep an eye on that lamb. Howie would screw it, and Chicken George would cook it.

In James’s Kaysar bye bye speech, he said how they didn’t go after the big threat, but he didn’t either, what a lisping hippocrite.

KH
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Testiculon

Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:41 am

“Boogie don’t like no ghosts! Out of my way bitches!”

Classic.
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3G_Phil

Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:48 am

FOUL!!!

There I cried it. I rewatched the buzz-in and Howie was actually the first one to make the motion. AND as he walked away from the booth, James commented that he too was having to hit the button more than once for it to register.

Did anyone else notice a Chennipple?

I could swear that when she was facing the camera I could see her right nip. But, I wasn’t sure. If you’ve got it saved, examine her interview with Kayser. I would like to know if other people also see the Chennip, or just a fold in the clothing. The shirt that she was wearing was clearly sheer at the arms.
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jack

Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:54 am

whoah. kaysar really didn’t see that coming, did he? that was painful.

re: the chenbot’s thursday night ensemble: b-side, did you notice the angle of the cinch on the blouse ascending from the lower back fuse access door up to the sternum power-supply housing? methinks the chenbot may have reached the next step in cybernetic evolution: a little mini-cheni on the way, courtesy of big les, or ‘leslie’, as the ‘spousal interface’ application default prefers. next item for the tvgasm store: chenbot sippy-cups so the whole family can enjoy breakfast beverages with the kind of precise uniformity the chenbot demands.

god, james is a prick. i hope he gets his, and fast. between the lame-ass miami vice 3-day beard and that hideous sportcoat, james looked like he was dressing up for halloween–as a total loser. will, however, gets the fashion-suicide award for the night, with his wavy, blown-out barry gibb hairstyle. i guess it’s better than the guido-pimp look he’s been sporting the last few weeks.

as for the game: well, as sad as it was to hear him say it, kaysar really isn’t cut out for BB, and his overblown reputation helped cook his goose a little faster than anyone was expecting. maybe his ouster will light a fire under howie & janelle’s asses. the sad part is that, unless kaysar was faking it (and we know he’s not that good an actor), howie & janelle are not aware of the extent of james’ deception. live feed watchers might know better, but it just looks like those two have their heads in the sand.
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Tony A.

Posted August 11, 2006 at 5:30 am

What the hell was with James’ jacket? Was that some sort of stain, or was it a design?

Chenbot was at her electronic best last night. I actually expected a meltdown with smoke coming out of her ears and mouth. She could make a million recording answering machine messages.

Kaysar, poor Kaysar. After lying about his deals to Janelle and Danielle (and Erika, too), he still calls himself “honest” and not a liar. I’m glad Chen showed him the clips and told him about the Chenanigans in the house. Sad to say a nice, simple man be disillusioned. Say what we will about Chilltown, they put it all out front, at least to us, that they’re out to get whatever they can by whatever means they have. I only want Boogie out because he’s such a dork.

Did you notice Howie’s kiss on Marcellas’ lips as they switched places in the jury room? Big Boy wants some “male” meat!

The producers must manipulate the players big time. A couple of the guys got screwed on the button-pushing deal, notably Howie. You really can see him hit the button first. Guess the need was for Erika to be HoH this week to help implement the coup d’etat.

Unless he has the lamest patient list in the Southern Cal area, Dr. Will should be losing patients by the dozen as he displays such duplicity and callousness. And I think he and Boogie managed to scam their moms throughout their lives. Still, you go, Will. If you win it all you will become the best gamer of the decade.
9

TheEmancipationofGigi

Posted August 11, 2006 at 5:32 am

That HOH competition was clearly screwed up. Howie clearly hit the button, and Boogie’s answer didn’t register the question before. A do-over should be done.

And Mark is exactly right, the first word is “you” based on ewe, which is why the sheep has a pink ribbon around it (to indicate it’s female).
10

jules

Posted August 11, 2006 at 5:43 am

Thank you so much for posting that baby picture of Boogie! He looks like Jimmy from South Park.
11

chick110

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:10 am

That pic of Will’s mom was so funny! It looks like she’s straining to take a major dump.

I don’t know who to feel sorrier for, Kaysar for getting crushed on national TV or Sarah for having such a lame dresser for a boyfriend.
12

Pamsey

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:16 am

This recap was comedy gold B-Side! Loved it, esp calling Boogie’s mom a human doily. The first thing I thought of when I saw the animal in the house was lamb to the slaughter.
13

TimOD

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:22 am

my guess of the well known phrase is “baah baah bitches.”

Also, did anyone catch the clip of janelle on the morning show today where she talked about how she caught her boyfriend cheating on her so she attack the girl with a knife and threw boiling hot water at him?!?
14

HoneyBunny

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:25 am

I didn’t think I could hate JamesKarmasgonnagetyou more….but I do.

Watching the Chenbot work over Kaysar was like watching Agent Smith work over Morpheus…painful.

Big Boy was robbed in the HOH.

hb
15

TimOD

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:25 am

also, Boogie has a palmfull of Erika boob in the “Boogie don’t like no ghosts!” picture”
16

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:41 am

HI-LARRY-US recap.

Camel Toe, oops, I mean Kaysar finally got a glimpse of the real world inside the house. He and Janelle had insulated themselves so much that they couldn’t see what was going on right in front of their faces. My only concern is that Janelle is still clueless and completely dependent on James who is eager to ram her face right up that sheep’s ass. What a fucking cliffhanger!!!

Will Janey learn of James betrayal?
Will she survive next weeks evictions?
Will Marcellas finally shut up?
Will Danielle’s ass cease to grow?
Will Howie ever fart a happy fart again?
Will Will ever get a tan?
Will Erika do what’s right for her and put up Will and Boogie?
Will Erika’s back break under the weight of all that hair?

The answers to all this and more…next week on BBAS.

The Chenbot was more beautiful than ever last night. I Loved how she mercilessly attacked Kaysar with the facts. (Like Danielle had done last week). She must have been rooting for him too and felt completely let down. There was fire in her delivery.

Kaysar really knows how to carry a grudge. When he left the house he hugged everyone except Danielle.

Go, Janey, Danny and Howie!!!
17

waking slow

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:55 am

I think the secret phrase is “You are safe.” Simple, and definitely frequently used in the game.

I heard a rumor that they’re going to redo the HOH comp…
18

Pamsey

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:03 am

realityblurred.com says they ARE going to redo the HoH comp and it will run on Sunday nights show.
19

Court_Love

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:05 am

I giggled like a little school girl when Janelle got scared. I liked this episode.

Something is wrong with Danielle, she wasnt happy when Erica won the HOH!

Funniest–Re cap–EVER!
20

JasonR

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:17 am

waking slow (#17), that is a brilliant guess. I also picked up on the “ewe/you” clue, and I think you’ve got it. What kind of clue would they give for “are” though?

Kaysar was so arrogant I couldn’t bring myself to feel sorry for him while watching him get completely humiliated on national tv during his exit interview.

Is Erika playing Survivor or BB? Seriously, the girl is looking completely skeletal and it’s getting worse. Is it a slop diet, stress, or is she just anorexic? Her big fake boobs are starting to look like beached jellyfish.
21

lickitysplit

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:18 am

First of all, Julie’s shirt was Chenlarious. Second of all, when Boogie ran screaming down the hallway, I thought I would die laughing.

Cappy coming back to haunt me would truly be the worst ever.

Poor Kaysar. Julie really did throw him for a loop. And then, when she crushed his dreams, she kicked him right inthe head. Then, as he held his head in agony, she spit in his eyes. It was fantastic.

Great recap! And thanks to Pamsey for the info–now I can’t wait!
22

realitylover

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:21 am

WARNING! Don’t go to the realityblurred.com site if you don’t want to know who the new HOH is. They tell you in the 3rd paragraph.
23

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:23 am

WARNING… SPOILER ALERT ON realityblurred.com

That realityblurred.com site has a SPOILER. Do not go there if you don’t want to know who won the do-over.

I think I hear Prince singing Controversy.
24

biancaneve

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:24 am

Yep – I figured out ewe for “you”, also.

JasonR – for “are”, clearly they’ll have to bring a pirate into the house! (Arrr!)
25

JasonR

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:25 am

realitylover, I was just about to post the same thing. I just sent Andy Denhart a scathing e-mail. That was definitely a dick move on his part to not run any type of spoiler warning first. You Suck Reality Blurred!
26

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:30 am

Shit is hitting the fan! Sunday should be a fun show.
27

JasonR

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:50 am

Here was Andy Denhart of Reality Blurred’s response to my criticism of him on the spoiler:

“That’s fair criticism. However, I consciously didn’t include the
results in the headline, and preceded the news with a sentence that explained that the results were already known: “The result
of the new competition was already revealed last night on the live feeds:” I considered that fair warning for a spoiler that’s not all that big.

best,
ad.”

I don’t agree that just because something was on the live feeds it should be fair game. I still think a spoiler warning should have been given.
28

Publick Skool-Boy

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:54 am

Wow. How rigged was that comp to keep S6 out of power this week?

Not only do the House Guests have to watch out for eachother, they also have to keep an eye out for the producers.

This is the kind of game that Janelle excells out, so for her to be out so early just screams foul. Let alone Howies buzzer clearly not responding to _his_ commands.
29

HoosierKatie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:55 am

What about “You are the new HOH?” for the secret phrase?

Anyways, down with James!
30

realitylover

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:00 am

JasonR:

The thing that’s odd about his response is that on the link they have to Jam!Showbiz, they have a spoiler warning at the very top of the article.. So he should have been aware that many people consider that a spoiler. It’s ridiculous for Reality Blurred not to add one.
31

sparky

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:02 am

MEANEST goodbye videos ever! What the hell is wrong with these people?

So James thinks he’s both blameless and betrayed? And meanwhile he is pointlessly nasty about Janelle. In other words, he has become the Ivette of BB7.

Pardon me, but: we had to watch that stomach-churning birthday party for Boogie and not so much as a card for K? That’s really cheap, CBS.
32

HoosierKatie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:03 am

Sparky-
Birthday/Ivette – I agree, you’re absolutely right on both counts.
33

bbnewbie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:09 am

howie = my BIG BOY!!
34

JasonR

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:09 am

After I got Denhart’s response that I posted above, I then go back to the site and his idea of a spoiler warning is to make a snarky put down that his revealing who won the do-over of HOH “shattered the worlds of at least three people”. Instead of a mea culpa and some humility he gives us this? I say boycott Reality Blurred if he can’t show some respect for his audience. I used to go to his site (as I do this one) to add to my enjoyment of BB7, not to take away from it.
35

buckingfitch

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:21 am

“Chenbot’s running her CrushKaysar.exe application!

Looks like somebody installed the YoMomma.exe program on her hard drive!

Looks like somebody just got a 404 File Not Found”
_____________

Comic genius!! I’ve been reading for a year, but have not commented yet…I couldn’t let this go by without giving kudos. Where do you come up with this stuff??

James must die…’nuff said.
36

livemusicjunkie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:54 am

I was surprised you didn’t mention that Kaysar was in the room during the “ghost” appearances and that supposedly took place AFTER he left. I thought that odd.

BTW, those “ghosts” creeped me out…I would’ve flipped had I seen it in person.

And – I HATE JAMES!!! I didn’t like him on S6, I tried to like him this year, but I really can’t stand him. WTF makes him so high and mighty? How is it that he can say such horrible things about Janelle? I don’t get it. I mean, I get trying to save your own a$$ and forming a secret alliance – I don’t care about that so much. I mean, this IS a game and you need to do what you can to win, but the comments he’s made are just so ridiculous and uncalled for. I was really, REALLY hoping he would’ve been voted off – just to see his expression. That would’ve been priceless.
37

Pamsey

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:55 am

Hey guys, my apologies for not reading the whole article on reality blurred before I made my post here. I had NO idea there were spoilers, I’m so sorry. If it makes anyone feel better, I went to a different web site and accidentally saw the spoiler myself. Stay away from D-listed.com if you don’t want a spoiler. Again my apologies.
38

popqueen

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:58 am

What about “Pull the wool over their eyes?” That’s what I thought immediately when I saw the sheep.
39

livemusicjunkie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 9:01 am

I also want to add that I think the answer to the latest quiz has something to do with “backdoor elimination” – ya know, the sheep says “baa” – That’s my two cents anyway.
40

Greg

Posted August 11, 2006 at 9:26 am

Loved the 404 File Not Found caption.

livemusicjunkie (#36) – I don’t think that the seance was being portrayed as happening after Kaysar was evicted. Lord knows they have the whole schedule screwed up (aren’t the Veto Competitions always Held on Fridays, but not shown till Sundays?).

I sat in amazement as Kaysar walked out of the house FOR THE THIRD TIME. To think I (and many!) considered him a Mastermind. We saw who was really running things.

And this HOH redo = Total Chenanigans (also possibly my favorite word of all time).
41

stupid

Posted August 11, 2006 at 9:59 am

This show sucks. I think certain people have gotten screwed by Chenanigans all season long (Nakomis, Kaysar, and Janelle). The reason they had the dual HOH the first week was because a large group (including James, Danielle, and Will) agreed to throw the competition to Jase so they could nominate and humiliate Kaysar & Janelle. This show is absolutely being scripted by certain houseguests and little has been done to bring them under control. The show is called BIG BROTHER, after all. They could do whatever they want, but this boring piece of crap.
42

TheKid

Posted August 11, 2006 at 10:00 am

I am so glad I am not the only one with a strong distaste for James. What an arrogant self righteous prick!

He is the definition of a self fullfilling prophecy. He’s all blaming the falling apart of the season six alliance on Janelle when he’s the one who jumped ship. AGAIN! So frustrating to have to listen to his crap. He’s such a spoiled baby.

Isn’t he supposed to be Mr. Christian? Always reading the bible, blah blah? Not a very Christian attitude he has. Wouldn’t that be great to have a historical figues Big Brother. You chould have Jesus, Napoleon, Queen Elizabeth I, Benjamin Franklin. That would be awesome television.
43

jasminetheawesome

Posted August 11, 2006 at 10:01 am

Didn’t that thing on James’s Jacket look like Jay Leno?
44

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 10:46 am

Even though Will and James ran circles around him, I’m gonna miss seeing Kaysar twirl those beautiful locks.

Whatup Kaysar!
45

zoo keeper

Posted August 11, 2006 at 10:54 am

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I don’t really give a crap that Kaysar went home (although he does seem like a lovely guy with integrity, if not much backbone. But that’s not why we watch this show, now, is it?) It’s that I have to listen to another week of James’ hypocritical bitching and whining, illogical rants. Ich. I can’t stand him. I’d smash on his outfit, but B-side, Jack, and that peacock with indigestion have already made comprehensive work of the matter.

You know what I think about James’ finger crossing? (I’m just going off now because he’s such an ass)… I bet James doesn’t even think of his girlfriend when his fingers are crossed. I bet she put him on the spot with some, “Honey since you’re gonna be on TV again and I’m not, we should have a signal like Carol Burnett did… that way I’ll know that you haven’t started a new showmance with someone else, but are really, secretly pining away for me the whole time you’re there.” James, in yet another blow-your-hair-back-it’s-so-quick example of thinking on his feet scurries through his mental files for what his 10 year old brain really wants to do all the time… “Um every time I… uh… well… CROSS MY FINGERS… yeah, that’s it… I’ll cross my fingers and it’ll mean I’m thinking of nothing but you, babe.” Read: “Especially if ‘YOU’ is really code for ‘MYSELF’ because I’m really just a selfish bastard at heart, and you, my alliance, and this thing I’ve heard about called principles will be the farthest things from my mind.”

Speaking of “you”, (#2) Mark, good thinking — ewe m-A bee r+eye+t — fyi it’s called a rebus.

And since I am apparently unable to get off the subject of James or sheep, did anyone else notice that EVEN THE SHEEP CAN’T STAND James? When he tried to touch its head during the closing credits, it let out a plaintive bleat, like get your whining hand off my head, loser, I can still smell the blood of your alliance on it. I’ve always loved animals, but this one is now my official new big brother fav.

Now.. to the game. I was too freaked out to seriously consider that producers would rig the games after the Death Becomes Her blog… I mean government conspiracies are one thing, but reality shows are holy ground. After seeing this HOH competition, though, my shell of naivete is beginning to crack and I’m starting to come around. Is NOTHING sacred anymore? I think I might have an existential crisis over this. Maybe I’ll wait to see what happens in the do-over before I spaz, but this could seriously shake my underpinnings of faith in the world.

Word to Jack, HoosierKatie, sparky, and livemusicjunkie… and jthea (#43) yes, it kind of does, in that Jay Leno looks like something a bird could crap out, too!
46

Shoe-In

Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:12 am

God I hope Erika doesnt win the HOH re-do. I was so upset that she won it the first time. I cannot deal with watching her cry every five minutes b/c the game is “so hard.”

Had to love the Chenbot’s beat down of Kaysar. Producers, why so brutal ? Julie seemed positively giddy over it. Since it was a live vote, I wonder if they had a similar smack down prepared in the event James was voted out.
47

tikilights

Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:49 am

Now I just want WillBoogie to completely screw over James, Danielle and Marcellas.

James, Macellas and Danielle made this game personal by constantly attacking Janelle in calling her a prostitute and a dumb bitch. And Danielle wants redemption?
48

B-Side

Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:52 am

btw, I taped another roundtable for Fox Reality this morning, and Mark Long was there. I told him that one of the BB ghosts looked like him, and he confirmed that it was not in fact him. Alas, all dreams of a crossover have been dashed.
49

Tony A.

Posted August 11, 2006 at 12:24 pm

OK, OK, so someone posted a “spoiler”. Big deal. I knew about it before I went to realityblurred.com and my world didn’t come to an end. Get over it, already, Sunday is almost here, anyway, and the sequence of events means little. No, I’m not telling, either.

My guess for the phrase? “You are evicted”, although I like the “Baa baa, bitches” theory. Much funnier. Of course, those evil producers would have to bring yet another sheep in the house.

Stop with the Kaysar moaning already. The doofus had all year to see the tapes from last year and he made the SAME stupid mistakes (picture his finger coming off the button after believing the slut Jen). Can’t feel sorry for the man. And he wasn’t that clean himself, making the first S6 overtures to CT.

I guess I’ll stop the hatin’ on Janelle, since now I feel she’s right in abandoning the alliance and lying about it. She’s doing what James has done, without all the drama queen bs James spouts. Yes, she’s duplicitous (whew!) and does try to use feminine wiles to get ahead. Boogie would go for it in a heartbeat, dog that he is, but Will knows better and his game is nearly flawless. I still pick him to win, only now I’m hazarding a guess he’ll end up with Janelle and Boogie in the final 3, unless Danielle manages a comeback from the near-disaster she created this last week. No one is going to stand beside her and she will be stabbed mercilessly when the time is right.

Leaving Erika and George in is golden for CT, since they have always voted with those guys no matter what S6 has tried. Same with Janelle. I think Howie’s heart is going to be broken by her when the time comes to cast him loose.No way is Big Boy making it to the final 2 with Janelle, like he hopes.

Guess the only thing standing between CT and the ultimate win is their inability to gain HoH, but that may be deliberate, seeing as to how they have mental control over the others. I mean, if I was in the house I would have immediately gone to Marcellas and asked if he had indeed gone for all the prizes during the Graveyard challenge. But, no-oooo, everyone continues to believe CT! How dumb is that?
50

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 1:14 pm

I vote to evict…. Tony A.

LOL
51

derder

Posted August 11, 2006 at 1:25 pm

Will has been my pick since about week three when I saw him do the puppet show in the bathtub on the feeds. That guy- well, I don’t even know what to say about him… He is just too good for words.
And I also thought to myself that Janelle should be an actress when I heard her scream. Not only was it hysterical- but she was completely TERRIFIED!
This re-cap was EXCELLENT, B-Side. Especially the chen malfunction referrences. And I also noticed her staring into space when the camera came back on her. I thought of you immediately
James is a pile of shit. I fucking hate the guy more than I did last year.
52

sweetblondie

Posted August 11, 2006 at 1:57 pm

I’m starting to hate eveyone! (but still like James’ lisp)

I mean, I hate Will, and I hate everyone else in the house for allowing CT to continue their domination…SO frustrating!

Can’t wait until Sunday!
53

juddfan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 1:58 pm

Great recap as always, B-side, now I’m really annoying my office mates. Just to give you props, I hear TV guide has used “Chenbot” and one of my other co workers excitedly told me about it, as if it wasn’t already in the ‘gasm bible . . . . harummmph!

I was soooo wrong this time, boo hoo, but Kaysar was rather dull this time. Please, somehow, can we get rid of James–anyone got a helicopter, maybe we can fly over and do what that giant bird did with a wheel barrel of Manure–perhaps then the BB producers will see how we loath that lispy ass!

And alas, seasix is now the underdogs, a princess and a court jester–did anyone text vote a pick for king and queen (I kind of hope Marcy gets queen!)
54

Tony A.

Posted August 11, 2006 at 2:50 pm

Tony A: Why, ANTF, I thought we had an alliance! OK, let me get strategical here and see if I can come up with a plan…hmmm. I Know! Let’s evict a FLOATER!

ANTF: OK, who’s the biggest threat? Danielle?

Tony A: Nah, let’s go for a REAL danger, just like James. Let’s put up Chicken George?

ANTF: Not Boogie?

Tony A: No, no, no. He’ll be easy pickings after we pick off all the floaters.

ANTF: But Will is the brains of the operation, man!?

Tony A: No, no, Will wants to go home anyway, so why bother now? Besides, he gave me his WORD he’d try EXTRA HARD to win POV! He told me so himself.

ANTF: Well, Tony, I don’t know…but, hey, you’re America’s favorite player, so I’ll trust you. I know you’d NEVER lie to me.

(Lie back on the couch and laugh maniacally).
55

lalia

Posted August 11, 2006 at 3:14 pm

boogie’s baby pic=the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. it has officially became the new background on my computer. and am i the only one who thinks his mom bares a slight resemblence to camryn manheim??? maybe i’m crazy
56

Tenner Heath

Posted August 11, 2006 at 3:26 pm

I can’t help it….but I’m pulling for James. And, I can’t help but get peeved at how Janelle is falling for Will’s BS.
57

Redhead

Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:31 pm

Can I get a refund on my “Save Kaysar” button now?
58

JasonR

Posted August 11, 2006 at 5:46 pm

Hey B-Side, can you make my day and Photoshop a headband onto Boogie’s baby pic?
59

juddfan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:34 pm

Actually, I thought Booger’s Mom was cute–nailed it with the human doily! even the pictures made me hate him less, but he’s still the worst, and I hope whoever gets the power this week picks him (hmmmm, can I say, it’ll never happen, esp after I was robbed this week and lispy stayed!)
60

America's Next Top Fan

Posted August 11, 2006 at 6:35 pm

uh oh.

Tony A. getting strategical here. OK. To protect our alliance I vote to evict…. me. lol

Kaysar is so 5 minutes ago
Tony A. is now
James was so yesterday
61

zoobabe

Posted August 11, 2006 at 7:38 pm

juddfan- I did vote for the prom Queen thing and for all the superlatives on the CBS website too. They’re pretty funny. I don’t mind so much that the Iraqui peach has left 9even though I love him). I just mind that it gives Janelle one less ally now. I hope that she figurws out whose side james is REALLY on soon. I wonder if Marci commented on his jacket. It was really godawful Now I wanna know who wins the coup. It’s an excellent idea.
62

ajkc

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:45 pm

great recap once again.

did anyone else notice that BB6 never seemed to push the fact that James had been gunning for marci to get evicted??? surely emphasizing that fact to the floaters might have made a teeny-weenie bit of difference for the mighty kay-zzzzar?????
63

Keyser Soze

Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:59 pm

Since they made a point of putting the pink ribbon on the lamb, they are stressing ewe (you).
That was really hard watching the Chenbot crush Kaysar. Maybe he can hire someone to fly a banner over the house and warn Janey. Because she really has no clue if the master chess strategist couldn’t figure it out.
I agree with Sparky- James is this year’s Ivette. He is such a lispy bitch. His self righteousness is nauseating.
Looking forward to Sunday night!
64

Tabby Lavalamp

Posted August 12, 2006 at 11:19 pm

One down, two to go! Once Janelle and Howie are gone, the season will finally be bearable!

Speaking of Howie, am I the only one who thinks he’s responsible for staining James’ jacket?
65

juddfan

Posted August 14, 2006 at 10:51 am

Tabby . . . I guess you’re not a seasix fan!

I would say it was Howie’s stain, but only if he lent it to Will . . .