The Claws Are Out!

Big Brother

By B-Side | | 4:03 pm | 30 Comments

catfightIt seems as though there’s chaos in the Big Brother house. In the wake of last night’s tumultuous veto debacle, the warring roommates have been cursing each other ceaselessly.

First, clips of Janelle calling Beau a cokehead who sleeps with old men surfaced yesterday on the internet. Now Reality Blurred and Joker’s Updates are reporting that Howie and April have been sparring viciously. Meanwhile Ivette has returned to her tradition of anti-Muslim hate mongering. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like any of this will wind up on the air, but man, I sure hope it does.

This may be CBS’s best ploy to get subscribers to their live feeds in years.

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30 Comments

  1. 1
    HicksPub
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    Just read the “Joker’s Update” and wow. Seriously, wow.

    It’s a few chapters longer than “Atlas Shrugged,” but well worth the time if you REALLY want a brutal view of what’s going on. What happened after the POV ceremony makes the “Pressure Cooker” look like an afternoon at the spa.

    Wow.

  2. 2
    boondocksaint
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    I have so been wanting to post the latest on what I call the WWF Smackdown of BB history, bc it’s been going on constantly the last few days, and I know tvGasm’s anti-spolier policy.

    But now that it’s official, yes, check out all the live feed update areas and you will have HOURS of fun at work wasting time reading the latest verbals blows by Janelle and yes, Howie, in the most non passive aggressive way EVER in BB history.

    For a segment TOO HOT FOR TV go to jerryspringer.com…no wait… ;)

    rapidshare.de/files/40222…il.rm.html

    It’s about 40 megs or so (an hour of pure drama) but damn is it funny. Howie had me on the floor a few times, and that was only from the first 10 min of it. He rips April like 50 new ones. :) Enjoy.

  3. 3
    tv freak
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    HA HA. April had it coming so badly.

    I can’t believe Janelle might be going home. Better than Kaysar.

    Howie has four fingers. what the heck? When did that happen?

  4. 4
    the secretary
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    Not to worry B-Side, just saw the spot on CBS for tomorrow’s ep and they’re very much pimping the Big Fight(s). Don’t know how they’re going to get around all the F-bombs but I can’t wait!

  5. 5
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 7:01 pm

    Oh man I’ve bene biting my lip about this because of the “no spoilers’ policy, but now thats its out, Jesus its the most amazing thing ever. Howie is going on a rampage against April. Hes relentless. I think the house holds a world record for the number of time the word Cunt has been screamed out loud in the last 2 days (yeah thsts right, I capitalized Cunt). Some things that will not make it to air are; Beauu being called a whore who sucks old mens cocks for coke, April is a blowjob whore with bad chin impalnts, and on and on….

    Howie keeps screming “I want your DOR April” meaing the “Drop on Request” when a houseguests opts to leave the house. It got so bad the friendship allaince were poring over the BB rulebook looking for something to get the producers to kick howie out.

    And yeah, the missing finger thing was wierd. I actually looked fo rit last night. its the pinky on his right hand. its not there.

  6. 6
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 7:06 pm

    Well, this isn’t really spoilers. I cannot wait to see tomorrow night’s episode!!

  7. 7
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    Re:

    Spoiler policy.

    It is not against the rules to post something from the live feeds or that hasn’t aired yet on the west coast. However, if you post about who was evicted, nominated, won HOH, won Veto, etc. before they happen on the air on the West Coast (sorry, you have to live with our time delay), we tend to get pissed.

    As for other shows, some spoilers aren’t allowed. It’s not a spoiler to say that the Amazing Race went through Paris on one leg. It is a spoiler to say who was there or who won the race.

    But for God’s sake, please err on the side of caution.

  8. 8
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 7:35 pm

    Also, it is not a spoiler to say how much you love the picture of the kittens fighting.

  9. 9
    jayneatomic
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 8:17 pm

    the kittens do make a great picture. you guys and your random pictures – do you find these by google imaging or what? your genius is a mystery to us all.

  10. 10
    me
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 9:37 pm

    I have seriously never enjoyed reading the live feed updates more in 6 seasons than I have this week. I barely bother to actually watch the show, as the feeds are soooooooo much better and the good stuff never makes it to air anyway.

    another great update board is Hampster Time at http://p200.ezboard.com/bbb3livefeeds

  11. 11
    FeedWatcher
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    Oh yes, me!

    I live on Hampster Time and Joker’s Updates. Those two together are the best!

  12. 12
    Baz
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 2:08 am

    What has Beau done or said to Janelle to make her so deranged? I realize he is an awful player and very boring but he never did anything to her, i don’t think. She really is acting sort of homophobic and racist with her attacks. I’m surprised cause I think a tweaked out prostitute would have more liberal views.

  13. 13
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 4:36 am

    by the way, the kitten on the left is going to win. Not only is he armed, but the kitten on the right isnt even paying attention.

    And I use the survivor sucks boards for my feed updates, because everyone in there is pretty damn funny.

    http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsucksfrm13

  14. 14
    boondocksaint
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 5:24 am

    Survivor Sucks has been my guily pleasure ever since season 2. ;)

  15. 15
    Lyndsay
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 5:55 am

    While I truly enjoy the play-by-play of Jokers Updates, I also really like the screen caps and daily recaps of Hamsterwatch.com.

    I don’t know why, but I feel a little bad downloading much on my work computer.

    Go to: http://www.hamsterwatch.com

  16. 16
    scorpiella
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 7:40 am

    I am so excited we can post on this now!! It has been hysterical in there since Monday afternoon. Howie went CRAZY and it was awesome! He has named April “Busto” now because she thinks she’s hot but she’s busted. He was just following her around yelling “I want your DOR Busto!” for an entire day non-stop. April has pretty much lost her will to live now and I’m sorry if I sound heartless, but it is fantastic! Also, for non-live feed viewers, Jennifer gave a whole speech about how she was the blow job queen in college and April basically NEVER QUITS TALKING. Yesterday, a plane flew over the Big Brother house with a banner that said “J-Blo and Yapril: America Wants Your DOR”. Big Brother rushed the houseguests inside but someone said Jen looked right at it. They are not allowed to talk about it, but I really hope she saw it and knows that we all hate her!

  17. 17
    scorpiella
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 7:41 am

    P.S. I love the kittens fighting.

  18. 18
    callygirl
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 7:55 am

    I don’t have the live feeds, but I am loving the recaps and transcripts of them that you all have pointed me to. Thanks!

    Even if CBS airs portions (heavily edited) of the fighting, I doubt they will air Ivette’s hateful comments about K. And the fact that Ivette said, after mocking and criticizing him on religious and ethnic grounds, that she wasn’t going to “lower” herself to play like him–that’s just amazing. The level of idiocy in that house is mind boggling. It’s not just Ivette, but she’s an excellent example because she’s so sincere in her belief that she’s morally superior and has no sense of irony or shame at all. Wow.

  19. 19
    ha!
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 8:05 am

    Fever Pitch

    The spring is wound up tight
    Tighter and tighter still
    The signs are all there
    Some say ‘Yes’
    Some say ‘No’
    Some say ‘Maybe so’
    (and some say ‘Hello, Goodbye’ just for the fun of it)
    And I wonder, still I wonder
    Is this the Year of the Jackpot?
    Then:
    The energy is released
    And all is silent…

    …except for the screaming.

    ha!

    P.S. Love the fightin’ kittens!

    P.P.S. EdHill, you spoiled the kitten fight for me. :)

  20. 20
    Mary
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 8:39 am

    Scorpiella (#16) – how could a plane with a banner fly over the house? I thought they were taping the show in a closed studio to prevenet such things…

  21. 21
    sparky
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 8:46 am

    Wearing a black armband today…

    That whole flying banner thing is hilarious.

    They have to show all the fighting on TV tonight because (1) everyone knows about it already and (2) it seems to be the only thing going on. You can bet we’ll see Beau throwing up. They never show Beau unless it’s something very very embarrassing.

    Back to my anti April and Howie vendetta: let’s hope for double eviction soon. I am so happy that they loathe each other, there is not a more deserving couple.

    Can anyone following the feeds comment on the houseguests’ relationship with the BB producers? Has there always been an ongoing antagonism there? I get the feeling that the houseguests are unhappy with them as well as with each other.

  22. 22
    Lyndsay
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 9:16 am

    I am not writing a spoiler here, but I have information that I have posted in the TVgasm forums, for any of you that may be interested.

  23. 23
    scorpiella
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 9:25 am

    Mary #20
    They are actually on a studio’s back lot. I had heard originally that it was restricted air space so no one could fly planes over. If you watch the feeds though, there are constantly planes flying over and interrupting with the sound. The still of the plane with the banner is on hamsterwatch.com but you cannot read what it says from that picture.

  24. 24
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 10:13 am

    You guys are turning me into a BB whore. funtastic sites!

    Oh Yeah, Yapril & Jblo & Maggot, I want your DOR!

  25. 25
    floopeygirl
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 11:23 am

    OMG!!! The cat picture is soooooo dead on perfect, it’s the perfect prelude into the delight that was posted on JokersUpdate. A blow by blow update that had me laughing with glee over the idiocy of the houseguests that we don’t see b/c of editing. Oh some of these tidbits are just simply brilliant!

    And so screamingly funny, I seriously wonder how some of the houseguests can take themselves seriously. I mean the taunting of April & Jen (figures these two morons found eachother!) is just priceless. Keep at it Howie!!

    And as for Jen, has anything she stated real?! She admitted to lying on her psych test before entering the house, lied about her job (apparently she doesn’t have one and lives at home w/mommy & daddy), believes every thing that spews from April (major mistake as this chick wouldn’t know the truth if it bit her on the butt — that is if it could find her butt as she seems to be shrinking due to lack of her medications) oh it’s just so truly delicious.

    A

  26. 26
    Lady J
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 1:36 pm

    That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. The live show can’t compare to the actual feeds. These people have gone berserk!

    I think James is gonna make final two.

  27. 27
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    I’ve had fishtanks since I got home from work… think somethings up in the house?

  28. 28
    tv freak
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 3:43 pm

    Survivor Sucks, their sister site is where I get my Survivor Spoilers. True Dork Times.

    Baz (#12), She was drunk, give her a break. I still think that she rocks

  29. 29
    Skylar
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 7:59 pm

    JANELLE IS HOH!!!!!

  30. 30
    Kathryn
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 9:06 pm

    I heard that the banner said:

    JBlo & Yapril America wants your DOR

    I can’t verify that.

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