The Gasm NOSE ALL

Big Brother

By madeyoulaugh | Wednesday, June 29, 2005 | 12:32 pm | 10 Comments

Ashlea.jpgoldnose.jpg
The New Nose <-----------------------> The Old Nose

Let the condescension, speculation and perversions of BIG BROTHER contestants’ pasts begin.

Sadly, today has been a busy day in my non-TVgasm life, which is preventing the in-depth research and dirt digging I prefer, but in a season dubbed “The Summer of Secrets,” I’m really in no rush to uncover them all on day one.

Though I couldn’t let a full day go by without at least one quick background check. So off I went to use my highly skilled top secret researchers to find some dirt. A Google search later, and I did uncover an interesting tidbit on BB6 contestant Ashlea Evans. The CBS-described “Fashion Design Student” is, shockingly, an aspiring model/actress according to her ExploreTalent.com Model’s page.

I am going to also go on record to say based on her photos (which can be found after the jump, or on her site), one of the season’s secrets is that when she got rid of her old nose, she also shaved down her twig and berries. Ashlea can also be a dude’s name, no?

dude.jpg
Is this too high? Can you see my balls?

shehasapenis.jpg
I love my quarterback neck and man jaw!! Oooh makes me so horny!

shim.jpg
Here I am after I tripped and the tight pants really squeezed my man berries.
I was visibly hurting.

totaldude.jpg
I asked the doctor to make me look like Lisa Marie Presley. Did he succeed?

10 Comments

  1. 1
    Retroqueen
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    The real clue to “her” identity lies in the man hands. In every picture they are clenching something to make them smaller. Especially in pic of black dress, the fingertips of 3 fingers are missing. Of course also in that pic “her” quarterback neck leads down to her football shoulders.

    This could lead to a very interesting season of BB

  2. 2
    smithie
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    I don’t think that’s the same girl…
    Ashlea Evans seems like a pretty common name, and I think the nose in the before pick is better anyway…

  3. 3
    kepster
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 1:09 pm

    I wouldn’t be surprised…a transgender person named Nadia won the UK Big Brother a couple of years ago and was very popular…

    Looking forward to the Summer of Secrets!

  4. 4
    dredge
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    looks like a new chin, too.The popular “Jay Leno” chin.

  5. 5
    Scott
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 1:44 pm

    Her resume from the site:

    Film:
    Extra in Movie From Justin to Kelly

    Commercials:
    Infomercial for Tracfone wireless

    Modeling:
    International shows in countries such as Greece, London, and Paris
    Playboy fashion show
    Rampage fashion show
    White house black market fashion show
    Addidas fashion show
    French Connection Fashion show
    Print for Maxim magazine promo site
    Tracfone wirless print
    Cheetagirls calender

    Special Skills:
    skilled in singing and dancing

  6. 6
    Eddiebosox
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    If she plays her cards right she could have a career that rivals Jase when she gets out of the house.

  7. 7
    The Player
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    A trannie extra in “From Justin To Kelly”?!?!?!?!

  8. 8
    Genevieve
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 8:17 am

    At first I figured this could be the big secret. But I don’t know. I just don’t think that’s the same person. The BB photo doesn’t look like the others.

    There is a link if anyone wants it that gives the secret away. I didn’t read it though, I don’t want to know.

  9. 9
    dredge
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 9:12 am

    trannie…those meaty hands give it away.

  10. 10
    ha!
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 10:03 am

    Another clue that there is a tranny on the show: As listed there are 6 men and 8 women. Usually, there is an even balance of 7 and 7. Who’s to say that there isn’t *really* a balance of 7 and 7? Something to ponder.

    And how come no one listed sex as a hobbie, huh? I guess everyone is deep denial.

    ha!

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.