Last year, we regaled you with stories of the Big Brother 5 wrap party. It was great, except the lack of a camera really put the kibotch on our style. This year, however, we decided to go full force. Yes, we have exclusive pictures from inside the Big Brother 6 wrap party, featuring every single cast member and then some (sorry, no Julie Chen). With the help of our usual accomplices as well as newbies FauxMichael (the fake Michael Donnellan blogger) and RealMichael (also known as Michael from BB6), we were able to catch some noteworthy photos, and dare I say, some shots you won’t find anywhere else on the internet. J-Unit will have the full analysis, but for now, check out the photos…
Almost immediately, a crowd swamped Kaysar. It never left.
April at the Snack Shack from Hell. Note the strategic placement of the pepperoni — or “Pepper Only” — sign.
Madeyoulaugh jumps at the opportunity to be pictured with April and the pepperoni sign. She has no idea.
B-Side participates in his first veto competition.
And so does madeyoulaugh.
James, Danielle (from BB3) and the beautiful Sarah. These guys were awesome.
The one. The only. TUSH!
And by the way, did we mention that Tush is HOT? And pretty cool too.
We actually just wanted to take a picture of Ivette and Tush, but somehow it turned into a big group photo. Ivette actually hugged us. And talked smack about The Friendship. So hey, that’s gotta be worth something.
The “eye” of Big Brother. This was one of the most exciting moments of the night.
My favorite picture. Me with the wonderful Janelle and Ashlea. These girls were über-hotties. Didn’t get to talk much to Janelle — she was being mobbed and seemed overwhelmed (I did tell her about TVgasm though) — but I chatted with Ashlea who’s very cool. And FYI, she left sequester because of a sickness in her family, thus putting an end to so many great conspiracy theories.
Could these people BE any more photogenic? Michael = coolest person at the party (beyond us TVgasm folks, natch).
TVgasm exclusive: at a certain point, the cast headed up on stage, and ever the opportunist, I gave Michael my camera. Only camera up there, I might add. Yeah, we’re cool.
Sarah LOVES walking up stairs!
The cast. Yada yada yada…
Howie and Janelle do their little “You’re so hot!” routine.
The Big Brother cast AND a piñata. A beautiful sight indeed.
Kaysar. ‘Nuff said.
Madeyoulaugh clamors for Kaysar time too. We admit it. This was all very sad on our part.
Meta-Kaysar. Kaysar watching Kaysar on the gag reel.
Good ol’ Rachel. We chatted for a while. And by “chatted,” I mean I blabbed on about how awesome The Sovereigns were and she nodded politely. Did I mention there was an open bar?
This doesn’t get a caption. It gets a story:
Okay people. Here’s the deal. Early on, Madeyoulaugh came up with the idea that we had to get a picture of Jennifer with all of us rolling our eyes. Unfortunately, by the time I found Jen, Madeyoulaugh and J-Unit had left the party at this point; so it was only up to me. Luckily, FauxMichael and I had become fast friends and was happy to step up with this plan. Here’s the thing though. Jennifer was the only one out of everyone we took pictures of that wanted to see how it came out. So when I rolled my eyes, I then had to come up with a stupid lie. “Oops, I was looking at that tree,” I said, and because she’s Jennifer, she actually believed me. Because honestly, who looks up at the trees during a photo? Anyway, we took another “real” photo afterwards, but funny, I seem to have deleted it…
FauxMichael with Beau. Before we took the picture though, Beau told us to wait so he could pull out this:
A personalized, bedazzled Sidekick. Shut up, PARIS HILTON.
FauxMichael with Ivetta-bird and Beau. Note FauxMichael’s hand…
The star of the show. Howie had a huge crowd around him all night. And he said he’d jerk off to the footage of him with the light saber later. Taking the term “TVgasm” to new, literal heights. We like Howie.
Last year, when Drew won $500,000, he was swamped all night with well-wishers. Maggie, eh, not so much.
Cappy. Here’s the thing with this douchebag. Regardless of what we might snicker or say about these people behind their backs, everyone — Friendship included — was actually very nice and friendly to us, at least at a superficial level. The only person who gave any sort of attitude about a picture was this guy. “I have to be up at 4:30 AM,” he said brusquely as if this photo were to somehow take three freakin’ hours. What an idiot.
And that’s it. Possibly more photos to come…