
So you think you know Big Brother do you? You’ve seen every season? You know who Chicken George is and are a fan of Doctor Will? Hey, that’s great. Really, I have nothing but admiration for the devoted Big Brother fan. But did you know that Ivette was warned by the producers for calling Kaysar a “sand n____r”? Did you know the real reason Scott freaked out and threw chairs was because of a case of genital warts? And does everyone remember when Howie started calling Jennifer the “BJ Queen” after April said that she gave oral sex to an entire frat house (consisting of 26 guys) in one night?
“But EdHill” you say, “that was never on any of the episodes. You are making that up. You sir, are a damn dirty liar.” Hey, I may be many things. Raconteur, entrepreneur and a student of history, but one thing I am not is a liar. Not when it comes to reality TV at least. All that and more did happen in the Big Brother house. But it never made it to air on CBS. Apparently the Murder, She Wrote network has a thing about oral sex and genital warts (snobs). No, all that and more was revealed on the Big Brother live feeds. Four separate camera feeds on 24 hours a day within the Big Brother house. Hours of drama and crazy stuff that never makes it to air happens and it’s all caught on the live feeds. The downside is that you have to pay 10 bucks a month and it forces you to watch it using the positively evil RealPlayer. This is where TVgasm comes in. This season we will be doing periodic updates from the live feeds on the things that weren’t included in the show. You’ll get all the X-rated craziness, the 3 AM confessions, and most importantly, the stray shots of a naked Cowboy. Don’t pretend like you’re not curious.
The ground rules for comments still applies. If you want to discuss anything spoiler related in the live feeds (i.e. things that haven’t been aired on CBS yet), go to the nifty TVgasm forums. If you want to contribute to the live feed craziness, e-mail j-unit and let him know you want to be a moderator.
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Brilliant! Can’t wait! And to think I used to spend my cushy summer weeks off writing plans for the upcoming academic year–not this summer, I’ll have you know! No, I’m for spending every scintilla of time I’m not sleeping or swimming or indulging in the reality programming of my choices or prepping to feed and pamper the loving husband and brilliant child with an eye to this, my blessed TVgasm. Bring it, darlings; I’m primed to go!
THANK YOU!
Great news.
I’ve never seen Big Brother (yea, I know, something is wrong with me) but I am so excited for this season to start strictly because TVgasm is so pumped up about it. This live feed clip is a great idea, I just hope CBS doesn’t get their panties in a bunch and stop you guys from showing it.
Steve – I got into BB last year because of TVGasm, and now I am offically an addict. I have July 6th circled in red on my calendar and have notified friends and family I am NOT to be disturbed.
Well, more than I already am, of course.
Holy crap, you guys just rule! I never got the live feed before because (a) I’m terrified of getting completely addicted and neglecting my job, family, personal hygiene, etc., and (b) I figure you could have to watch hours worth before something ‘gasm-worthy happens. You are solving both my problems in one fell swoop. Can we construct a time machine and go back to BB5 and clipgasm every time Tonya the milf got naked?
However, I gotta ask, are you heading for trouble with CBS? Is this “fair use”? I’m just asking ’cause I love this site and wouldn’t want to see them sic an entire army of lawyers on your asses.
JasonR I also have fond memories of Tonya’s Tonya-ya’s.
We aren’t going to be posting video of the live feeds (at least I don’t think so), just “recapping” any really crazy stuff that happens that you don’t get to see on the main show.
For instance, did you know the stuffed animal Jennifer go from her boyfriend in her HOH gift basket is the one that he jizzed al over because she always made him pull out during sex? For the rest of the season we would constantly see all the girls holding that thing up to their heads like a pillow and it made me laugh every time.
just when i finally made peace with my decision to give up on this show several seasons ago (crazy TV schedule, too many episodes per week) they go and bring back the allstars from previous seasons…those BASTARDS!!
i can’t get sucked back into this…i just can’t…and by that i mean i’ll be watching.
Please post some kind of schedule b/c i could never keep up with it for some reason.
BRING BACK SHANNON!!
Huzzah! Great news on a dragging Thursday
EdHill: Thank you for reminding us why the Live Feeds are so essential. Madeyoulaugh’s little Boob Tube clip is so not what the Live Feeds are all about. (Not that we all don’t enjoy a glimpse or two of the BB bits, when we can get ‘em!) I only started watching last year but was so into it (Thank you, TVGasm!) that I got the Live Feeds after I read on another site what I was missing. Now that I am back in the East Coast, I look forward to TVGasm staying up late for my and all Big Brother fans enrichment.
no EdHill, I didn’t know that about Jennifer. Does that mean that her boyfriend is a plushie?
TVGasm – you continue to fulfill most of my needs and fantasies!
Btw, There are a lot of sites that have been posting clips from the feeds all the way back to season 1 – so it can’t be that big a problem with CBS.