Last year, TVgasm made an appeal to all of our viewers. We asked you to vote for the worst in America’s Choice in madeyoulaugh’s heartfelt plea poignantly titled “Help Introduce Cowboy to Soap“. Big Brother has once again graced us with America’s Choice for 2005, with the viewers of the show voting to see which one of three evicted houseguests gets to return to the house. TVgasm officially endorses the campaign of Kaysar to return to the house. To vote, head to the Big Brother 6 website, select the vote button above Rachel’s head and then select “America’s Choice.” You can also save time by simply clicking on this big orange button that follows. You know what to do from there. Pretend it’s Chicago and vote as often as you like! Polls close Wednesday, August 10th.
There are plenty of reasons to vote for Kaysar. He is a good player and a good schemer and in general is just enjoyable around the house. But there are even bigger reasons than that, and they have to do with keeping Eric out of the house. Eric is annoying, but he is also a menace. Let’s be honest, we knew he was trouble from the first time we saw him and his beady little shifty eyes. He judges people on their morals and their integrity in the game, but is too dumb to see he was the most morally bankrupt person in the house. Better than that though is that we will get to see the faces of “The Friendship” when they realize their knighted Cappy was not the most loved person in the house.
Still, there are even more important reasons to vote for America’s Choice, but vote a couple hundred times before you continue after the jump. UPDATE: I have changed all the “Vote for Kaysar” links to direct votes for Kaysar, plus a Vote for Kaysar picture with code that you can put on your own site! [Thanks Jon]
UPDATE II: Reality Blurred says Multiple Votes Are Not Allowed. This is clearly a method for CBS to ursurp the power of American People. COUNT EVERY VOTE.So I am a conspiracy theorist, and while this America’s Choice is great, I am left with a little skepticism. Why? If there was a time for CBS to pull off some Chenanigans, America’s Choice would be the time. Not only is there no independent source to keep track of the votes, Eric’s return would easily be the most controversial and generate the most ratings. There is nothing stopping Viacom or CBS from arbitrarily announcing the winner without having to actually keep the numbers close. There is no accountability for the vote and after all of the shady moves that have been pulled lately, there is no reason to believe something might happen again.
Currently, Kaysar is the number-one most popular contestant on their website. Assuming that the same people voting for Kaysar are also going to vote for him to come back into the house, he has nothing to worry about. But since you can vote AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, we must be sure that Kaysar gets in by any means necessary. If the response is strong, CBS will have no choice but to send Eric home for good, meaning he will be able to see just how much people hate him across the country. He is already the least popular in the current web voting, so I can’t imagine that he would pull a comeback, but if he does, TVgasm will be there to call bullshit.
Once again VOTE FOR KAYSAR and help us put an end to The Friendship. Together, we can work miracles, or at least keep self-righteous, hypocritical, angry midgets off of our television screen. (And please be patient, B-Side will have a full recap of last night’s episode shortly. Please reserve your comments on this page for talk of America’s Choice.)
Insert the following code on your webpage for an automatic vote-for-Kaysar link on your webpage!
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