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By admin | Thursday, June 22, 2006 | 8:54 am | 37 Comments

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This year, Big Brother has given the fans the ability to vote in one half of this season’s twelve member all-star cast. Last night, madeyoulaugh and I liveblogged the announcements. We promised to get together and make our recommendations. B-side and I got together with Andy Denhart of reality blurred to come up with our “editor’s picks”. That being said, there is going to be a lot of disagreement out there, and since we know there is going to be a lot of passionate fans out there pleading for their favorites, we will also offer the east-coast response to the the TVgasm west-coast recommendations. As an added bonus, madeyoulaugh makes his picks for the final twelve, and pledges to eat a cube of wasabi for each one that is wrong.

The full list of possible house guests is available here, and you can stalk your favorite house guest as they will all be making various appearances to plead their case. Our choices come after the jump.

UPDATE: Join J-unit in the tvgasm chat at 2PM EST/11 AM PST to talk about the Big Brother nominations!

TVgasm/reality blurred Picks

Jase Wirey
We absolutely hate Jase. We don’t love to hate him. We hate him. Everything from his hair to his tank tops to his mandanas we despise. On season five, he was cocky and arrogant with no trace of intellect, and his constant posturing revealed an asshole eager for more time in the spotlight. His “Four Horsemen” alliance revolted nearly every viewer, and his obnoxious love affair with Holly not only pierced our ears but boggled our minds as well. Additionally, when cornered, Jase became a hypocritical, confrontational jerk. The ultimate egotistical piece of scum. That’s why we think he’ll be perfect the second time around. — B-Side Vote for Jase at cbs.com

Danielle Hendrix
Some people hate Danielle, but we love her. In season three, she manipulated and charmed her way to the top two, wisely employing a secret alliance with Jason all along. Her biggest downfall was her ruthless, candid, and hilarious diary room sessions, which at the time, the entire jury used to watch. They were all bitter about the things she had said, which is why she ultimately lost the big prize to Lisa. We like her scheming, and we like her observations. Bring her back. — B-Side Vote for Danielle at cbs.com

James Rhine
Although James was secretly partnered with his fiancée Sarah during his season of Big Brother, her presence was always considered a liability. While he quickly tried to play various factions of the house together, his game-playing ability didn’t show until after Sarah left the house. With no allies, James was able to scheme his way farther into the game than anybody would have imagined. With an innate ability to get people to trust him, James is the type of “win at all costs” wild card you need to twist the game at any moment.—J-Unit Vote for James at cbs.com

Janelle Pierzina
The breakout star of Big Brother 6, Janelle is the total package when it comes to potential contestants. She’s smart, funny, athletic, very attractive, and loves to scheme. Although her budding romance with fellow contestant Michael has not lasted, she will always be remembered for rubbing an HoH win in the faces of her opponents with a chant of “Bye bye bitches!”. Janelle was the most loyal in her group and the most hated by her enemies. With her in the house we are assured of candid opinions and great entertainment. — J-Unit Vote for Janelle at cbs.com

Dr. Will Kirby
Long before Jon “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton used dishonesty to advance himself on “Survivor,” Will Kirby lied his way to victory on Big Brother 2. He planned to be an unapologetic villain from day one, telling his fellow houseguests that he would lie to them, and promising to “waste” the prize money after he won. Ultimately, because he was so detested, he was never voted out. He won the game shortly after Sept. 11, 2001, and his victory was, understandably, lost in the aftermath of that day. Will deserves the chance to once again place his intellect up against a house full of morons to see if he can outwit them. —Andy Dehnart, reality blurred Vote for Will at cbs.com

Ivette Corredero
Despite—or perhaps because of—her uncanny resemblance to the trash heap on “Fraggle Rock,” Ivette managed to place second during Big Brother 6. The first openly lesbian cast member spent the season verbally ripping apart her in-house enemies. Feed watchers reported that she once called fan favorite Kaysar a “fake Muslim” and a “sand n———.” Although Ivette has distanced herself from her former alliance, The Friendship, there’s no way her fiery personality will let her play nice, so let the verbal fireworks begin. Ivette has spoken! —Andy Dehnart, reality blurred Vote for Ivette at cbs.com

What about Kaysar and Marcellas?
Okay, here’s the thing. Kaysar and Marcellas will be back no matter what. Even if they get the lowest votes, the producers will undoubtedly put them in the house. Of course, the viewers will probably vote at least Kaysar back in; so why even bother wasting an endorsement? Besides, as much as we love these guys, they did commit two of the biggest blunders in all of Big Brother history. The viewers never forget. Never.

EdHill’s East Coast Response

Speaking on behalf of the on sabbatical sg-dub I feel compelled to speak up regarding the choices and offer our respectful dissent. For all of us here at TVgasm, Big Brother is the World Cup of reality shows. Passions run high. In fact last year if I even heard anyone say a bad thing about my Jedi Janey I would punch them in the throat and call their mother the C word. Meaning crazy (What did you think I meant?). And this year it is even more agonizing as we all are forced to make our own Sophie’s Choice as to who gets in the house.

For the most part we are in agreement. Janelle of course is a no brainer. Dr. Will has been my role model for years (rule #1 in life is to always ask; WWDWD). Ivette and James. Absolutely. Ivette’s nasty racist invective at Kaysar and complete obliviousness to the fact that everything she says is being broadcast on the internet made her the breakout star to hate from BB6, now considered the most perfect season of reality television ever (if you stop watching before the last week when it broke all our hearts). James was just manipulative and backstabby enough to deserve a second chance. And I wholeheartedly support not going with the obvious choice of Kaysar. Once he took his hand of that buzzer he was dead to me.

But the last two is where I must register my objections. Jase? Jase is a loser. But what’s worse, he’s a boring loser. Hamming it up for screen time and spending all day preening in front of a mirror just doesn’t make good TV. Cowboy on the other hand, is a goldmine. The man who tells people that evictions are “nervousing” to him. The man who was convinced that he was going to be getting his own show upon leaving the house. The man who talked about how his wife liked sex in the place that red state America dares not tread (and I’m not talking about Massachusetts). The way he sycophantically sucked up to the four idiots to the point where he followed Jase into the bathroom to watch him bathe. The man who never one a challenge or an HOH due to his lack of physical prowess, coordination, and an IQ above the level where you are no longer considered functionally retarded. This man needs our support.

As for the women, I think Danielle is also not a wise choice. Yes, we all were annoyed with her constant backstabbing “devil” talk, but if evil is what you are going for, look no further than Allison, AKA Allislut. Some of my fondest Big Brother memories was hating that skank of a witch. The kind of hate that keeps you warm at night. The kind of hate that makes you disgusted at yourself for thinking she was vaguely attractive during the first episode. I need that hate back in my life. Please, bring back the hate. I beg you.

OF course if it was up to me I’d have all twenty of them in the house and make it a six month season. Give the people what they want. CBS has other plans however. The network that unleashed Yes, Dear on the world thinks it knows how best to entertain us. Ah well, I guess I shouldn’t complain. Another season of Big Brother is upon us. Life is good.

madeyoulaugh’s stone cold lead pipe locks

Season 2
Will – I didnt really watch season 1 so for me Will provides the freshness that I will want to avoid feeling like watching a summer re-run.

Season 4
Ali – I like the idea of seeing her humiliated in another summer on national television.

Season 5
Jase – It’s Jase.
Diane – She’s so pissed from last time when she screwed up, I’d love to see what she brings this time around.

Season 6
Kaysar – We already have buttons to sell
Janie – She diserves it.

Honorable mention
Season 3
Danielle – I remember her as being very smart, but much of her smarts came from people not realizing what a great player she is, how could she play now if everyone knows how good her game is!?

This is who will not be in the house:

I promise 100% accuracy or I will do the wasabi thing.

Bunky
Chicken Goerge
Marcelles
Lisa
Boogie
Nikomis
Monika
Dana

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37 Comments

  1. 1
    subgenre
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 9:37 am

    FIRST!

  2. 2
    mistichristi
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 9:38 am

    Chicken George from season 1? What about Brittney?
    My picks: Will, Jase, Erika, Janie, Allie, Nakomis, Cowboy, Kasyer, Boogie, Danielle, James.

    Wasn’t Lisa kinda boring and I always thought Marcelles was a annoying!
    So excited about this season though! Can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3
    subgenre
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 9:44 am

    MYL: Are your “Who’s Not Going to Be in the House” based on the Viewer’s Votes or CBS Producers? I think you better start sipping wax, m’friend (Like Homer Simpson when he ate the Guatemalan Chili Pepper) to protect you from the burning taste of shame (and by “shame” I mean “wasabi”).

    IVETTE???? [b][i]Bloody Ivette?!?!?!?!?! [/b][/i]You DONKEYS!!!!! How can you endorse her? She was evil, yes. But once you cross over into racism, xenophobia, heterophobia and even homophobia (she hates “Dyke-y” looking lesbians) then it is no longer good time TV. Someon like that does not deserve to be on TV. If I wanna watch that kind of small-minded, hate-mongering, then I will just turn on C-SPAN to watch the Prez in action. >:-P

    Plus, you KNOW she will just latch onto Kaysar & Janelle and try to be all buddy-buddy with them. Everyone loves a Spicy Latina? Not me. No way. No how.

  4. 4
    Verbeek16
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 9:53 am

    Since we only get to pick 6 of the 12 what if…WHAT IF the 6 that we vote in each get to pick one. So if Janie gets in, she’ll take Kaysar (or if both get in then surely one of them will bring Howie)

    The Evil Dr has to be there. And the slut Allie. My only worry is, if we stock the house with all the evil, slutty, stupid, bitchy players… who’ll be there to cry? Maybe reason enough for Bunky? (sorry madeyoulaugh)

  5. 5
    Mark
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 10:26 am

    Here are the twelve I wish would be in the house:

    Alison
    Danielle
    Ivette
    Janelle
    James
    Jase
    Kaysar
    Marcellas
    Nakomis
    Dr. Will

    The other two? I don´t really care.

    I really only put Nakomis there because of the beginning of the “five-finger plan”.

  6. 6
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 10:35 am

    JoJo – I am officially requesting a Live Blog of MYL’s wasabi eating.
    It would make me “gitty”…

    hb

  7. 7
    Babs
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 10:40 am

    What, no Maggie from Season 6? You mean, they don’t want this season to be boring? Oh, ok.

    MYL – I almost agree with your picks, except I think Marcellas will get in and I’d rather not see Cowboy. I’m not entertained by pure stupidity and he offers nothing else.

  8. 8
    mikey
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 10:58 am

    Madeyoulaugh: Prepare to eat wasabi, if only for your “Chicken George won’t go in” prediction. I sure as hell don’t want to see him again, but there are two ways he’ll make it in:

    - He doesn’t get voted in by the public, but the producers want to make sure that every season gets represented, so he’s in by default as the only person from Season One

    - He gets voted in by the public because of vote-splitting among casts with more people up for the vote (3-4 people from every other season). While his season wasn’t hugely popular, he was one of the more popular people for a while and he doesn’t have to compete for votes from anyone else from that season this time around.

    Damn, I was hoping Josh Souza from Season One would be on the list; not only is he dreamy, but I think it would’ve been interesting to have him and his girlfriend Lisa (season 3 winner) competing together.

  9. 9
    EdHill
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 11:10 am

    2PM PST/11 AM EST

    Wait. I thought LA was 3 hours behind east coast. wouldnt that be 2pm ESt and 11Am PT?

  10. 10
    OD-TV
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Here is my wish list
    Jase (he is an ass but he is pretty entertaining)
    Will
    Jedi Janie
    Kaysar
    Howie (he needs another “busto”)
    James (at least he is pretty to look at)
    Danielle
    Alison (cause she is such a slut)
    Erika (I think she and Janelle would butt heads)
    Marcellas
    Nakomis (she schemes pretty well but isn’t very exciting)
    Monica or Ivette (It is just so painful to watch Ivette sometimes)

  11. 11
    Kat
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 11:16 am

    Why would you endorse Ivette. I don’t think I can put up with another summer of her.

  12. 12
    J Unit
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 11:16 am

    EdHill,

    Yes, I am an idiot. The chat is on now!

  13. 13
    kepster
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 11:18 am

    Chicken George certainly wins the prize for doing the most/lamest campaigning. It’s kind of sad actually, the levels of whoring one will go to for another hit of reality TV “fame”:
    06.22.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, New York, NY.
    06.22.06 – Appearance in Early Show Plaza, New York, NY.
    06.22.06 – Campaign plea airs on the Early Show, CBS, National Broadcast.
    06.23.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Atlanta, GA.
    06.24.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Houston, TX.
    06.25.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Chicago/Rockford, IL.
    06.26.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Las Vegas, NV.
    06.27.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Los Angeles, CA.
    06.28.06 – Hitting the streets in his chicken costume, Los Angeles, CA.
    I’ll keep an eye out for him in NY today-I’ve got my BBQ sauce ready!

  14. 14
    Doodle
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Did anyone watch the “Vote for me” videos on the cbs website??
    All I can say is wow.
    Good thing these people stick to unscripted TV.

  15. 15
    September
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Here are my 12:
    Jase
    Kaysar
    Howie
    James
    Will
    Cowboy
    Boogie
    Nakomis
    Janelle
    Monica
    Dana
    Alison

  16. 16
    Lady J
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Howie needs to be in there. Another busto tirade would be HILARIOUS!!! He and Janelle are a lethal combo.

  17. 17
    LMan550
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Hi there, Are we only picking 6? I missed the first 20 mins of the program yesterday, but I did entirely watch the last 40 mins. I didn’t hear them say anything about picking 6, so I thought we were picking all 12.

    So, now I’m confused, are there other cast members that haven’t been announced that the producers have chosen or…??

  18. 18
    Behebojo
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    There are a few main catagories that need to be filled to make the season good.

    1. Man of Honor
    Kaysar*

    2. Weasle
    James
    Will*
    Mike

    3. Evil Bitch
    Allison
    Danielle*

    4. Psycho Bitch
    Ivette*
    Dana
    Monica

    5. America’s Sweetheart
    Erica
    Lisa
    Janelle*

    6. Adorable/Funny
    Bunky
    Marcellas*
    George

    7. Intelligent female
    Dianne
    Nakomis*

    8. Complete Idiot
    Jase*
    Michael
    Howie

    A good season needs a good mix of these catagories. One or two from each of these pools would make a great season. *= my favorite of each catagory.

  19. 19
    sg-dub
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    My 2 cents…

    For me, the obvious male is Evil Doctor Will. He pioneered “assholism” as a strategy – and he did it with humor and style. After Will, I am going against the TVgasm picks and selecting – nay, DEMANDING, Cowboy. Admittedly for all the wrong reasons, but that’s why I watch reality TV anyway, right? Just him saying, “I was the first Cowboy on Big Brother” without a hint of shame or irony sold me cold. His protective Okie bubble will once again be destroyed by Will and my third pick, Howie. I was really hoping to see my man Marvin in the 20, but alas, he must actually have a life of some sort. (Recent Clipgasm notwithstanding.) Howie is lame in many ways, but he showed a darkside which is sorely missing from most reality shows. “Busto” taunts and “fat husband” insults made my summer. He deserves to be rewarded.

    Since it appears we’ll be picking 3×3 sexes, my first female pick is hands down Mantroll. I’m really at a loss why my LA TVgasm brethren went with Ivette over Dana. They are more or less the same type of abrasive bitch, but Mantroll at least has a mind of her own, such as it is. That, plus her name is Mantroll. After her, I’ll agree with Janelle and Danielle. Danielle got dicked in BB2 by the producers – if the players weren’t able to see her diary room antics, would she have won? Perhaps. Plus, bug-eyes make for good TV. And so do Janelle’s boobies.

    Those are my six top picks. Carrying it out futher, the other 6 I’d like to see in the house are:

    Jase – he’s the same tool as Boogie, but Boogie is rich so screw him.
    Chicken George – A beginning step in my “All-Retarded” Big Brother idea
    Bunky – He’s the # 1 Threatdown threat: A BEAR!

    Alison – Whoring whore whoring out more could be fun
    Monica – Extension pulling fight with Danielle a given
    Lisa – my friend (Eric from BB3) banged her. Gotta give props.

  20. 20
    tikilights
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    The videos on the website are pretty pathetic. Will and Kaysar have the best ones because they don’t come across as begging schmucks.

    And I hope that they don’t make it strictly 6 girls/6 guys. There are more interesting guys than girls in this cast…

  21. 21
    squeegie
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Hey Madeyoulaugh!

    I can’t wait to see you do “the wasabi thing” when Marcelles walks in the door. Can you live blog that? THANKS. That would kick off my season right!

  22. 22
    redhaiku
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 5:54 pm

    My Chosen Six (since the CBS people will be choosing the rest)

    The Heroes
    A.k.a: People I like.

    1. Dr. Will. Hot, evil… and damned funny. Who wouldn’t want Will?

    2. Janelle. Sixth season, I rolled my eyes as she walked into the house. Another blonde brainless bimbo, I thought. I couldn’t have been more wrong! Loved her!

    3. Nakomis. The girl that no one worried about develops the first plan to break the new “only six people play for the veto” rule allowing the house to oust Jase. Smart, thoughtful. I would take her in a second over the annoying Crying Cowboy.

    4. James. What better than a POV record holder to step up play for everyone else? As a sly person, he will definitely amp up his game this time around.

    The Villains

    5. Jase. Yes, he’s a screen-time hogging ass that’s annoying. But that’s the point! With him in the house, conflict is guaranteed!

    6. Alison. What’s life in the house without a lying slut? And look, one ready-made! Vicious, vindictive, vilified Alison will fit the bill nicely.

    No Ways!

    Kaysar. Call it a day, man. You had your chance… sorry, chances.

    Ivette. It’s too soon… the Ivette screeching wounds are not healed yet. I do not need another summer of her. But I’d rather have her than…

    Diane. A one-note, one-trick pony that will probably not add anything new to her stay in the house. Better bitches are available.

    Cowboy. Go cry somewhere else and stop wasting my screen time.

  23. 23
    Tony A.
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:56 am

    No to Ivette and Alison even though Alison would hit on Ivette. It was fun seeing the “Spicy Latina” eat her words about “the Friendship”. Not a mention of Cappy, whom she was going to love forever.

    No to preening, low IQ Jase. It hurts to see such an idiot. Reminds me of every loud, cursing, obnoxious asshole I’ve seen at nearly every young bar in the country.

    No to Kaysar, He blew it big time after we got him back in. Trusting that little cheerleading chipmunk was the most idiotic act I’ve ever seen. Same goes for Marcellas, who is guilty of the same sin.

    No to moronic Howie, who sank the ship he was on. His self-serving rant this week convinced me he belongs in the weather room.

    No to poor, deluded Cowboy. Can’t take another summer of him. Besides, it will hurt to see what Will can do to him.

    Finall, NO to any previous winner. WTF? They already have their cash, pick someone else that came close.

  24. 24
    happy_gal
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 6:46 am

    If you think that Kaysar does not deserve another chance, than neither does stupid Alison. She got to be on a whole other reality show, for god’s sake. She took some decent person’s spot on Amazing Race and made a complete ass of herself. And was eliminated right away also. God, I hate her with such a passion. I don’t care who gets in as long as she does NOT.

  25. 25
    PoopsMcgee
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 8:39 am

    Of all the candidates, Booger was the one I threw my arms up in the air and yelled “NOOOOO!” at my tv screen. That guy is a MASSIVE tool especially in how he always tries to come across as a midget elf-like rapper. Oh, and let’s not forget his ‘proposal’ to Krista to extend his 15 minutes an extra second or two and coming across as a giant dousche. In my book, this guy is a bigger assclown than Jase, and Cowboy and that’s saying a lot.

    As far as who I think the viewers want to be in there, I think we all know there are going to be some locks. Kaysar will be voted in…whether you want him to go in or not, this is practically a fact. I loved him from the beginning in how he turned the house upside down, and went from outcast, to supreme dictator…but I have to agree with EdHill on this one, once he took his hand off of that buzzer, and hearing his constant sanctimonious rants about the Nerd Herd (which I will admit, at the time, we all wanted to hear. It just got way too repetitive after awhile.) I pretty much lost my respect for the guy.

    Janelle is another lock, she is hot, funny, conniving and athletic. She will also be voted in. Also, you know at least one more star from last season will be voted in whether it be Howie or James, as this season was the best and the freshest in people’s minds.

    Dr. Will is also a lock for being voted in. Anyone who watched Season 2 can vouche for that…this guy was a frickin’ genius. Though it’ll be interesting this time around to see how he fares.

    As for the other two voted in, that’s a tough one to call. I would say maybe Danielle and/or Marcellas.

    Now, for those that the producers will choose. 1) Marcellas 2) Alison…those are probably definite no matter what as they seem to be the producers’ favorites. I bet they will pick Ivette, Diane and Danielle (if she’s not voted in) and probably Jase.

  26. 26
    plethLaura
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 9:11 am

    Oh man we gotta get Cowboy back in there. What a total trainwreck of a human being. It’s not often you get to see that level of moron. Imagine the gruesome fascinationin watching all the other HGs in their struggle between “he’s harmless” and “get him the fuck away from me”.

    Janey, Ivette, Will, Alison, Cowboy, James

    My top six.

  27. 27
    slutty_whore
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Of the weasels, I must say I would prefer James than Jase anyday. But I disagree with those who said Sarah was James’ liability last year, when in all actuality, it was the other way round. Sarah was voted out for her relationship to James and James’ game suffered as a result. And, even when/if he makes it into the house, I doubt he will continue to win veto after veto.

    I am HOPING someone will actually use it this year. I want a STRATEGIC house, not an emotional one because last year was just TOO much.

    With that being said, Danielle (BB3), Will (BB2), Janelle (BB6), Nakomis (BB5), James (BB6), and Marcellas (BB3)… COME ON DOWN!

  28. 28
    Pamsey
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 10:55 am

    I hear all of you saying Kaysar doesn’t deserve another chance, but I deserve another chance to gaze upon that fine looking man for as long as he can stay this time! If Alislut gets to go in, at least Kaysar’s man beauty may deflect some of the skanky whorishness radiating from that beeotch.

  29. 29
    sparky
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    Oh for goodness sake, people! He took his hand off the button, yes. Time to get over it. Most of the other players lost that very same competition and for no less stupid reasons (like dancing; or “I saw how much it meant to Ivette and suddenly it didn’t seem so important to win”) Let’s have a little reality check (hilarious pun intended): he’s the hottest man in the running. Have you SEEN the photo CBS put up on their site? Hot is way more All-Star material than Jackass.

    Derder: I don’t recall now which posting you asked about Alison’s sex appeal. My answer: Her success has nothing to do with HER sex appeal but the way that she is able to make gullible men think THEY are irresistible. Then they think they’re the one in control, and then our Black Widow goes in for the kill. Frankly, it’s a thing of beauty to watch. Bitchy? Slutty? Okay. Other words: Clever. Dangerous. I prefer to watch her than certain other Dumb As A Sack of Manure candidates out there.

  30. 30
    tikilights
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    I agree with Pamsey and Sparky: Kaysar’s hotness is a factor in my picking him. Throw in his (somewhat overhyped) smarts and I’ll forgive all stupidity..

  31. 31
    becca
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    I’m over Kaysar at this point. He’s too self-righteous.

    I’m definately rooting for Janelle, Dr. Will, and Marcellas. When they’re in, I’ll have a good summer.

  32. 32
    zoobabe
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    I’m not over Kaysar, though I wish I was under him… :)

  33. 33
    jack
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    i’d rank kaysar high on the list of BB alumni i’d let date my sister, but i don’t really care to see him in the house again. he’s kind of a crap player. look at his game plan:

    –upon entering the house, he alienates himself somewhat, and is quickly nominated by rachel; he survives solely because people find Ashlea annoying

    –insecure and desperate to avoid elimination, he pledges himself to an alliance with eric, which later comes back to haunt him

    –when michael ends up on the block, kaysar refuses to compete in the veto comp on his behalf for fear of ‘drawing attention to himself’; michael is evicted, and kaysar loses his shot at the big money

    –kaysar wins HOH (no strategy involved there), initially nominates james and maggie and only later comes up with the backdoor plan to oust eric, largely due to james’ obvious willingness to flip on eric

    –maggie wins HOH, kaysar and friends don’t win veto, and the iraqi assassin is out on his ass

    –kaysar gets back in ’cause we hate eric, holds that button for like 14 hours, and then lets go because of a promise from the same chick who lied to get his partner kicked out of the game

    –see ya, for the second time.

    i’d smoke the hookah with kaysar any day of the week and twice on sunday, but he is way overrated as a player. all-stars is tough to begin with because they all know each other’s past strategies and personalities, and only the really clever and unscrupulous players like dr. will and james rhine are smart enough to take advantage of it.

    but it’s all moot, because kaysar will certainly be voted in by the fans.

  34. 34
    tikilights
    Posted June 25, 2006 at 7:41 am

    What I don’t remember being commentated on last season were the awful blogs given to past season BB players on the CBS.com website. Some only posted like twice the whole season while others gave lame and obvious assessments of what was happening. I hope they do it again…

  35. 35
    slutty_whore
    Posted June 25, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    JACK… James is far from a clever player; everyone last season saw him for what he was and, therefore, I doubt no one will form an alliance with him. Why do people give James so much credit, when he is so awful a player? Not as awful as Kaysar, but very close.

  36. 36
    Zharak
    Posted June 25, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    Ugh, I can’t believe so many people are cheering for Marcellas. The guy is clever and funny as hell, but just as hypocritical as the friendship was last year. All the comments he made behind peoples back in BB3, and then (still to this day) claiming he played an honest game is BS.

    Am I the only one wanting Roddy back? He was great in said season, and got voted out because people knew he was dangerous. How many times did Danielle said in the Diary Room he was the one she was scared off?

  37. 37
    campfiregirl
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    May I just say that I watched BB2 and Dr.Will was fabulous. The Guy Boston Rob based his game on. He deserves this second chance with 9/11 happening he didn’t get his 15
    minutes. Give Will his 15.

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