Breaking Amish Minicap


By Sugarbush | | 2:55 pm | 7 Comments

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Hi, there!  About me...well, let's see.  I like to think of myself as an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery.  Sometimes my personality doesn't even reconcile in my own head.  I'm a really caring and sensitive person, but I have a dark, dry, sarcastic sense of humor which tends gives the impression that I have no soul.  I am married to a great guy who shares my sense of humor and we have a son who, both fortunately and unfortunately, has his mother's personality.   I'm an independent contractor who works from home and keeps the kid all day, everyday.  I've loved to write my whole life and have big, never-to-be-achieved dreams of one day writing a book.  My favorite past time is laughing, which is what brought me to this site.  I can laugh at almost anything, so beware.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    alice
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    theses people on fakeing amish need to get better writers..now after Rebecca talks to abe on the phone did abe get to her so quickly..was it magic..and is abe’s family real..at lest since rebeccas family moved out and left a empty home..INSTANT HOME FOR REB AND ABE AND GHOST CHILD THATS HIDEING SOME WHERE..
    this people are tossing money around like paris hilton…should’nt they be saving?
    shame on you TLC ..!!!

  2. 2
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:22 am

    what I didn’t get was why rebecca kept saying in the first half of the episode “no family, no friends, no abe” “I’ve lost everything, even abe” “wherefore art thou abe?” over & over again like they had a big break-up (which they didn’t in the last episode, didn’t he just get pissed off at her & there was no real resolution to the whole thing??) then she calls abe in the phone house & he’s there and he’s like, “okay, we’re gonna get married now” without rebecca seeming relieved or ANY talk of “let’s get back together”??!?

    this show is very confusing yet I’m oddly addicted to it & rebecca’s slurred voice. also, my name is rebecca too & last week your message in the sand had me screaming with laughter!

    I keep thinking that reality tv has reached new lows & then a show like “breaking amish” comes on the air. these yokels are the yokeliest I’ve ever encountered. there are hardly any brain cells between the 5 of them, abe, jeremiah & poor rebecca can’t even put proper sentences together without looking like they’re about to have a stroke. they make honey boo boo & her family seem like the new think tank for NASA.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 6:20 am

    I was thinking the same thing – who the hell is coming to their wedding?

    And Sabrina dropping her marriage bomb – confusing – is she married or not? Jeremiah’s exgf/wife/fiancee just picked up and moved? Along with Ree-becca’s whole family? Man this show sucks….YET I CAN’T STOP WATCHING!!

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:56 am

    This train wreck reminds me of Mellie and family from MBFAGW. So looking forward to the reunions where they clear every thing up for us.

  5. 5
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:56 am

    I know it is really pointless to ask these questions…but why did Rebecca, Sabrina, and Jeremiah even worry about being shunned if they went to New York – shouldn’t they have been shunned already for having gotten divorces??

  6. 6
    Pyper
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I am convinced these peeps are all wanna be actors.. Notice when Jeramiah went to see Ivy the girlfriend/fiance/wanna be model too – a freaking AC unit in the window – seriously do they make those gas powered nowadays ? I was sad we didn’t get a glimpse again of Abe’s hot sister…

  7. 7
    Rebecca
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    or the power outlet in Rebecca’s abandoned house?

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