This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.
The first to meet up are Sabrina, Rebecca, and Abe who all ride the same airplane. Sabrina initially feels that she and Rebecca will be friends, because Rebecca is nice to her, but that all will soon change. Rebecca is as terrified of airplanes as Yours Truly, so I can’t blame her at all.
Abe and Rebecca are from the same church and they already have the hots for each other. Abe and Rebecca have both heard numerous rumors regarding Kate, who is supposedly a really cute snob. Turns out those rumors are correct as we see Kate quickly progress as the show villainess and takes Sabrina under her evil bitch wing.
Jeremiah and Abe both have their hackles up upon meeting and all any of these kids can do is be nice to one another in person and then talk mad shit behind their backs. They act like every person I’ve ever interacted with an hate, with the exception of Rebecca because she doesn’t seem to make it personal.
I’ve already made my alliances with our time traveling kids – I’m officially team Rebecca & Abe. The others are bullies. Jeremiah thinks he’s too cool for everyone, while also believing he has a solid chance with both Sabrina and Kate, neither of whom want a thing to do with him.
We also learn that Rebecca has false teeth and that this fact, apparently, warrants laughter and childish behavior on the part of The Bitches (Sabrina and Kate).
From what I’ve assessed with my super-duper assessment skills, I believe that TLC is paying the kids’ way and providing an allowance for spending money on top of the money they brought with them. I also have a feeling that Jeremiah has been out in the English world far more than he or the show are letting on. He’s not at all impressed by anything he’s seen so far, so I think this isn’t his first time. Perhaps he fared well at Rumspringa?
I will have a full recap shortly so that you can enjoy my immediate hatred for Kate. Way to ruin your natural good looks with a shitty personality, Kate.
Until then, catch up with last week’s premier recap!
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