Double the Bai, Double the Pleasure

24 Comments

1. 1
   m_ruv
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 3:01 pm

   holy god.

2. 2
   Mark
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 3:02 pm

   Oh. My. God.

   Bai primal shrieks?

   I’m in heaven.

3. 3
   Mushy
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 3:09 pm

   Well, the question has been answered – NO, THEY CAN NOT SING. Excuse me while I go pry my dog out from under my bed – he took off when I played this Cyndi Lauper song.

4. 4
   Gong Show Fan
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 3:54 pm

   I wish we could bring back the Gong Show. At least you could make a no-talent act stop singing by hitting that gong.

5. 5
   rg
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 4:44 pm

   This is what makes TVgasm so incredibly amazing.

   I really want Bai to come out with a rock album. Complete with hot cover art. I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

6. 6
   HicksPub
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 6:21 pm

   Meh, hearing is overrated anyway.

   (Ahem) I said, “HEARING IS OVERRATED ANYWAY!!!”

7. 7
   J
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 6:39 pm

   Stunning.

8. 8
   Double L
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 6:54 pm

   You know Bai Lings Just Wanna Have Fun! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You go girl! Who wants a Grease remake? I do! I do!

9. 9
   Mine
   Posted November 14, 2005 at 7:48 pm

   Bai Ling is incredible! She owns this show. She has to win or there is no justice! Amazing performances. She is on her way to becoming the next Bjork.

10. 10
    Trumpoline
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 10:15 pm

    This is the devil music man. Wicked!

11. 11
    Laurie
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 10:52 pm

    Singing badly is a 3 MILLION dollar industry baby!

12. 12
    Fuzzbait
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 11:33 pm

    Something tells me that Baispeak was used in WWII along with the Navajo Codetalkers. Unbreakable! Unlistenable! UNSTOPPABLE! I have tried every week to decipher Baispeak, and this week was better than the whole CAW ME episode. But, in respect to my schnauzer and sleeping baby, I had to turn it off. *sigh* I tried, but “Gahs just wanna haf fon”…

13. 13
    Mike H
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:29 am

    I love Bai Ling. So is just so entertaining for some reason. She is definitely the star of the show. But I think that fugly Gotti kid will probably win.

14. 14
    Bobbie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:11 am

    Amazing. Just amazing.

15. 15
    Laska
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:05 am

    I don’t think there are words in the English language to describe that. I was going to say that Bai is improving, since I could understand about 80% of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, but then Summer Lovin’ played. If I were John Gotti, I would be strapping myself into the electric chair right now so I wouldn’t have to live with this embarrassment to the family name any longer.

16. 16
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:36 am

    English isn’t Bai Ling’s first language – what’s this Gotti kid’s excuse for failing miserably at speaking English?

17. 17
    chick110
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:10 am

    LOL, I am SOOOO SOOOO glad I don’t watch this show. I think my TV speakers would just give up in shame!! Thank you TVgasm for sparing my TV. Now, can you do something about my ‘puter speakers???

18. 18
    bybybtchs
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:24 am

    Welcome to the death of shame in America. These people are making William Hung look like Pavarotti. Just imaging Bai doing a duet with Little Mr Hung.. neither one can even pronounce “she bang” much less do it on key. (Okay just reread that one and the mental images alone will keep me up nights for weeks.. my eyes, my eyes.) And the littlest Guido there, if his Grandad was alive he’d have to start whacking family members just to try and recoup the family honor. Sad, painful and funny at the same time.

19. 19
    TheApprentrix
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:44 am

    Who the hell is Bai Ling? Seriously… why is she famous?

20. 20
    ruplub
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:03 am

    Priceless.

    Did Bai Ling have an orgasm at the end of “Summer Lovin’????” I think I like her “buuuut…..OH!” better than that Scientology fffffreak John Revolta.

21. 21
    Patrick
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:46 am

    Bai’s Summer Lovin’ performance was 2005′s moment of televised nirvana. By the end I was up off the couch and screaming heaps of praise, my hands raised on high, then finally bowing down to the glory of Bai.

22. 22
    Dave J.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:59 am

    Good lord. Why does music hate America?

23. 23
    Genevieve
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Just had someone walk in my office I was laughing so hard. She is just a crack-up. I guess she doesn’t get embarressed easily. Good for her

24. 24
    TRENT
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 11:05 am

    CARMINE RULES