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Casting Calls

By madeyoulaugh | Monday, May 8, 2006 | 10:34 am | 7 Comments

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The bleeding heart blue state liberals in Hollywierd are determined to put the gay into weddings across America.

In what is destined to become the gayest show ever, and I don’t mean gay as in homosexual, I mean gay as in retarded (thanks Sarah Silverman), New Line is currently casting for wedding singers to compete in the appropriately titled Wedding Singers. It is a paid competition where the winner gets a “cash prize.”

The casting is posted as follows:

Male or Female / 21 to 99 / All Ethnicities

New Line Television is casting a TV pilot called “Battle of the Wedding Singers” in which two wedding singers go head to head at a real wedding reception. The bride, groom and guests determine which singer is the best! If you are interested or know someone who is, please respond. From lacasting.com.

It’s tough to tell whether this is a desperate ploy to get a piece of the American Idol action or shamelessly promote the over-budget musical The Wedding Singer, also financed by New Line and based on the movie of the same name. Either way, I predict a fun opening episode followed by a few more crap episodes which will likely get yanked off the air and played “exclusively on the internet”—which, until networks figure out how to better utilize it, is just a graveyard of failed shows, such asCBS’s Innertube.

I digress; if you aren’t cute, young or particularly talented enough for American Idol and feel like ruining a couple’s special day, be sure to check out
lacasting.com for your chance to be America’s Greatest Wedding Singer, which is kinda like being someone’s favorite herpes sore.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    jash
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 11:33 am

    oh good, you dont mean gay in the homosexual way–only the derogatory way.

    a few more posts and i think you’ll have run through the entire clip art library of MSWord.

  2. 2
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    Jash,

    Im going to go out on a limb and assume you’ve never seen Sara Silvermans act to which I referenced above.

    MYL

  3. 3
    jash
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    while i could expand on the non-relevance on having previously seen or not seen the act and its relationship to the messenger (you), i fear it would be lost in a jumble of poor formatting and badly designed clip art.

  4. 4
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Jash,

    Do you need a hug?

    MYL

  5. 5
    Ubiquitous
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Am I safe in assuming the genius who came up with this idea for a show had been watching The Wedding Singer? *yawn*

  6. 6
    ldini79
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    okay, those comments made the whole post worth it. you guys just made me laugh for the first time since the redesign.

  7. 7
    goodjobben
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    aw shucks, i’m 100, guess i can’t apply. seriously, 21-99 years old–whaaa? actually, this could be watchable if all of the contestants were 99… and gay (as in homosexual…)
    i’m a big fan of sara silverman references, myl! love the title too, hehe, taint.

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