Celebrity Cooking Showdown Cast Revealed!

25 Comments

1. 1
   J Unit
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:13 pm

   way to earn back that street cred!

   He would sort of need a little street cred to lose first.

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   USNRNPage
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:16 pm

   Hmm , Am I the only one who watches Top Chef on Bravo? I love the show, and would love recaps on it .
   I know, I know. Stop whining!

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   stacyrocks
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:22 pm

   What!?? Ashley Parker Angel??? Ja fucking Rule?! And they managed to get Naomi Campbell in the kitchen?? She’ll probably start throwing knives and blenders around.

   …I’m so watching that show!

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   The Svan
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:28 pm

   Top Chef is enjoyable but it is limited by the fact that we can’t taste the food.

   This celebrity cooking show looks very, very bizarre.

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   stacyrocks
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:29 pm

   Oh and B-Side, love the photoshop work you’ve done! Ja Rule with the hat: so ‘street’, so ‘East Coast’.

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   B-Side
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:38 pm

   I have to admit, I’ve never seen Top Chef, but I’m watching it right now…

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   Sher
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 1:30 pm

   Holy crap, I’m THERE.

   Please tell me you guys will be recapping this show! It’s just begging for it.

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   USNRNPage
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 1:50 pm

   Well B-side, glad to hear.
   However you missed last weeks episode where they cooked for a room full of women dressed in leather at a fetish shop.

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   B-Side
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:08 pm

   Actually, that was the episode I just watched. But now I’m onto last night’s show.

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    meeshie
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    i saw todd newton say that the show was about celebrity chefs cooking with normal people like you and me

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    EdHill
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    wasn’t that douchebag Ashlely Parker Angel’s whole new rap suppsoed to be about him being a “real” musician and getting away from the fake O town crap?

    Or is that just what he pitched the executives so he could get on another shitty reality show.

    Family services should take his baby away.

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    B-Side
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    meeshie — no, Todd Newton was wrong. you’d think he’d check his facts before he went babbling on the airwaves. but then again. it IS todd newton.

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    TWilliams
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    This sounds fun

    At least these celebrities are a bit more lively and colorful than the contestants on the new season of the Next Food Network Star (or whatever it is called)– what boring people. The only contestant on that series with any “personality” is the bleach-blond guy — and the only personality he has is being loud. Where did they find THOSE people? At least these people will be entertaining to watch and burn.

    I am confused by the selection of hosts; but perhaps Alan Thicke can make a mean omelette that we are all unaware of.

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    KatiesHole
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    What the hell can Ashley Park Asshole cook? He ordered pizza through that entire abortion of a reality show.

    I wouldn’t want to be near Naomi Campbell, especially when she is near large knives. That woman is crazy.

    KH

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    meeshie
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    but then is there going to be anOTHer show about celebrity chefs cooking with normal people like you and me?

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    Mandelweb
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    Hold on…I think my head just exploded…

    Even if it was just Naomi Campbell, I would have been in!

    But a Thicke-Angel-Arnold-Ja Rule combo?

    They’re really just spoiling me now…

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    Add my name to the list of people who want a recap of Top Chef.
    I predict they will end up cooking that ‘Champagne Cork up his butt’ Stephen, in some large HeadHunter cauldron.
    Yikes!
    hb

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    USNRNPage
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    (#17) Perhaps if we ask nicely and enough of us show interest, B-side will consider it!

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    ATCmurph
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    I love Top Chef as well. Seems like every show like that needs at least 2 assholes, and they sure have theirs.

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    Tabby Lavalamp
    Posted March 23, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    I’d just like to point out that Alison Sweeney rocks, but it would be great to see her channeling a little Sami Brady here. Sabotage the others, Sami! Then Austin will love you and Lucas will forgive you!

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    plexitoes
    Posted March 24, 2006 at 6:07 am

    OMG Tabby Lavalamp (#20), I just about lost it when I read your comment. Classic.

    Please recap this show for us B Side!!!

    I love this website:)

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    EdHill
    Posted March 24, 2006 at 6:54 am

    SO will Naomi Campbell’s entire cooking experience be making boiled water with a dash of salt? Its probably all she eats, besides the souls of other models.

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    zoobabe
    Posted March 24, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    Wow! I guess it really IS hard out there for a pimp if Ja Rule needs to be on this show.

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    holyterror
    Posted March 25, 2006 at 9:04 am

    Another reason for Ashley Parker Angel to dump his kid on his mother in law while he “works.”

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    Laminated_Chick
    Posted March 25, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    Oh Ja, whyyyyy? I think it’s official: his career is over. How can you ever bounce back from a cooking show?