Marcia Brady lands in the Celebrity Fit Club

VH1′s Celebrity Fat– er, Celebrity Fit Club returns for a fifth go-round on the big scale in April. And this time, the collection of former and would-be celebrities who’ve packed on the poundage includes one grown-up child TV star who’s already shocked us, and another whose participation should make this next season a must-see, if only for the before-and-after underwear shots.

All we can say is: Marcia Brady got fat?Yes, Maureen McCormick, the perfect blonde from The Brady Bunch– who’s now fifty– leads the pack of quasi-celebs who’ll be stripping down, breaking down, secretly chowing down and hopefully slimming down– when not freaking out– for Celebrity Fit Club 5.

Her fellow fat-to-fit hopefuls include:

Saved By The Bell‘s Dustin Diamond (right), whose recent sex tape reportedly revealed where he’s packing a few extra pounds;

Tiffany, the former pop star who’s porked up since taking it all off for Playboy;

American Idol cutie Kimberley Locke (now Mandisa, she would have been a challenge);

female rapper Da Brat (or, for these purposes, ‘Da Fat’) in the Chastity Bono role;

male rapper Warren G– who’s probably eating as we speak to ensure he gets the airtime;

country singing comedian Cledus T. Judd (we would have preferred Wynonna Judd);

and for further comic relief, Ross The Intern from The Tonight Show.

Marcia Brady got fat?

–Tabloid Baby