Cheer Perfection Minicap: Bad Parents = Bad Kids. Who Knew?


You know how a few of us have said we wished we could see more of the kids? Well, I DIDN’T MEAN THE CRAPPY ONES!

I’m working on the full recap, but I’m also watching my 3 year old nephew… and let’s just say one of us needs a nap. The other one is him.

Anyway, CTR is heading for Chicago. Sadly there are cameramen in Ann and Andrea’s room so we get a glimpse into what their child-rearing skills have created. And it’s not fun. They’re too old to act like that and they make T&T pageant brats look downright cute. 

Michelle tries to speak her mind to Ann and Andrea, but it fell on death ears. Ann continues to prove how completely useless she is when it comes to anything besides stuffing food or pouring alcohol down her throat. 

Knees and toes were hurt. But the show went on… and on…

Check back soon for the full recap. But what a letdown after a good episode last week. Torrann and Kylie should be embarrassed. And their parents should be apologetic.

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21 Comments

  1. 1
    April
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Oh man when they were showing like Ann and Andrea and their kids getting ready in their hotel room and then would show Michelle and the other mom and their kids getting ready-well the comparison was hilarious! Ann and Andrea’s girls were being bratty and yelling and uncooperative. Michelle and other mom’s girls were helping and quiet. Reap what you sow. Seriously. Bwhahahaha!

    I don’t blame Michelle for bringing it up at the dinner. I probably would have to. I am all about exposing bitches for their crimes so that everyone knows exactly what they did and how they truly are. The only reason they were saying it was inappropriate was because they didn’t want to be called out on their bad name calling in front of kids in front of the other parents. Michelle waited till the business part of the dinner was over. Good enough if you ask me.

  2. 2
    Jenni Johnson
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Girl I guess if I had the TV editing my kids they would show them acting up to….but then again at least Andrea and Ann’s kids are being real. The show made it look like Mandy and Michelle were sharing a room…NOT thier kids had a chance to wake up and move around before the cameras were in their face…..Of course Michelle’s kid is going to behave in front of the camera, if you had a mom sit there and threaten you with a belt in front of everyone wouldn’t you? Maybe Kylie and Torann don’t have to worry about their mom’s beating them.

    About the whole dinner thing……I think that Michelle is CRAZY…..shame the show doesn’t show her true side. At least Mandy, Andrea and Ann seem to be real and not fake….

  3. 3
    hopelesslydevoted
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Michelle was crazy bringing that up in front of everybody at dinner. To me she seems like a wimp who needs a group of people around her to back her up.

  4. 4
    April
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Ann’s a wimp too because she would not step outside with Michelle alone.

    Oh I am sure if my kids were edited they could look awful. They have some moments. The difference being mine are 5 and one is special needs. Their kids are way older than that. I am guessing they are like 8,9, 10?? somewhere around there. Need to behave better than that at that age.

    I am also calling bullshit on the other girls being awful at all. I have yet to see any footage of those Michelle or other mom’s girls acting up. They always look very reserved.

    And if your kid acts like a complete and utter brat, maybe they do need to be whipped. Just saying. Or punished some way. Just letting them get away with it is NEVER okay. Ann is the biggest brat of all. If she had pulled that crap with me while I was lost and driving with the siren noise, I would have pulled over and set her butt on the curb. Those parents are more gracious than me.

    I actually like Alicia and she is a great teacher. The way she calmed down the little girl flyer before going on to perform was the exact right way to do it. She is a good teacher. Tough but fair and kind.

  5. 5
    Jenni Johnson
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    On now come on….I’ll admit Ann looks like a character as well….but tired of all the fussing on her. None of the moms are great. You can google their names and find out alot of interesting information.

    Have you ever thought that maybe the show wants certain people portrayed in a certain way? How else would they have the ratings…..I have a friend that knows all those moms so don’t think Michelle is that innocent….lol! Now her daughter is sweet as can be….my son knows her and she is super sweet. My son doesn’t know the other girls so I can’t really say much on them. When my friend told me about the gym coach putting her (Michelle) in time out for having a belt up at the gym I was floored. I wonder if that will make the show?

    Lasts night episode had me laughing…last week was boring….glad to see the Bonnie chic wasn’t in the show much, I think season3 they need to leave Shannon and Bonnie out….I just think they are acting silly and trying to gang up on Ann so maybe they have a glimmer of staying on the show if they are picked up next year. Neither one of them are fun, to me very put on…..I think my favorite is Andrea…..those those big ole googly eyes….maybe she needs to dye her hair blonde! Then I really like Mandy too, she don’t seem to get involved in all the fussing and griping…just get up and go! Kuddos to her!

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    If i google them, then they win… like i always say, i prefer to just watch the show and feel what i feel… you know how they say there’s always a little bit of truth behind sarcasm? well, i think there’s alot of btch behind ann. she plays it too well.

    just submitted the full recap. hopefully it’ll be up soon. thanks for checking in… love that you all read my recaps and love the comments even more.

    btw – 3 year old nephew – 1. me – 0.

  7. 7
    CTRParent
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Jenni….I call B.S. to knowing someone that knows someone! I think you are a friend of Ann’s because you are harping on Michelle quite a bit to not “know her!” Ann is a true btch, always has been! She is all bark and no bite! She is total chicken shit of Michelle and other parents at CTR!! I’ve known all of them for years! Torrann and Kylie ARE brats, spoiled shits!!

  8. 8
    Jenni Johnson
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    Well I do know who Ann is but think what you want. I have met her before, but never sat down and had a conversation with her. I might make a point to sit and talk to Mandy and Andrea the next time I am up at the gym. Not sure Mandy will talk but I bet Andrea will, she seems like a hoot. Like I said think what you want. I don’t care. Just stating my opinion.

    OK fixing to watch my DVR show of Teen Mom 2, can wait to see what you have to say about that.

  9. 9
    Jenni Johnson
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Oh I only know what my friend has told me about Michelle, and from what she says CRAZY is a good word…..lol!

    Have a nice night CTR parent…

  10. 10
    CTRParent
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    @jenni….I bet your “friend” doesn’t even know Michelle! Sounds like you frequent the gym, yet you dont know these parents? Calling B.S. again!!!

  11. 11
    Andrea_Kylie
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    @CTRParent I don’t really care who thinks what of me OR my kid. If I worried about that I shouldn’t have agreed to film this show, right? BUT We were filming a TV show….lighten up! The people that actually KNOW us, can talk about us. Yes, I’ll admit my kid is spoiled. Most kids/families that are lucky enough to be able to afford comp cheer are lucky and very blessed. But AGAIN, we are making a TV show. Lighten up, it’s all in good fun. And you can bet your ass that if Kylie acted – in the gym, towards her coaches or ANY adult, the way she did to me in that hotel room, she wouldn’t be cheering. You being a parent at CTR, may or may not actually know my child, but if you have ever spoken to her or myself then you know she is not a “spoiled little shit”…and the fact that you are calling these kids names on a public forum makes me sad for you and I’m very disappointed that someone from our CTR family would do such a thing over a tv show. And for the record, ALL of the moms communicate on a regular basis, as we are all in this together. I talked to ALL of them today and everyone is fine so I don’t know what the big deal is. Yes, we are all unique, crazy, nutty, air headed, etc. to some degree and that’s why we love laughing together over these TV Gasm recaps. For the people that take life SO seriously that they want to argue about a television show………prayers for you. Live, laugh, and love & go CTR! Andrea

  12. 12
    ohralphie
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    They can’t edit shit you haven’t said or done Jenni Johnson – Ann is a massive twat waffle and that cannot be denied or excused away. I can’t understand where her abundance of self esteem comes from, after all Chubs is only one mortgage payment away from becoming Mama June. Nope, I take that back – Mama June actually has self awareness and a sense of humor.

  13. 13
    Mia
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    I am so sick of the moms fighting on this show. It is nuts! I would love to punch Ann right in her big fat mouth. She is so f-n annoying.

  14. 14
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 12:14 am

    Welcome Andrea!! You made me giggle a few times during the show…One when you asked Kylie if she wanted you to shit a sausage mcmuffin so she could have breakfast…second when you said you pooped your heart out your butthole! :)

    How you didn’t stop the car on the freeway and make Ann walk to the gym is beyond me! I am enjoying the show…Come back for the full Recap :)

  15. 15
    Tapnfeet99
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 3:43 am

    Ohralphie, Ann makes Mama June look like the classiest, most loving parent on Earth. I would pick Ann up and toss her in a black hole so she could stop wasting space if I didn’t weigh 1/3 of what she does. Some people really should not be allowed to procreate. Just what we need, another mean and nasty person in this world, a brat who intentionally harms others by letting them fall without having the least bit of guilt. Pure definition of antisocial personality disorder (those people who microwave cats and such without any remorse).

  16. 16
    Tapnfeet99
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 3:45 am

    Btw, Cassadee and Cambree are absolutely gorgeous children. I’m jealous of Cassadee’s dimples.

  17. 17
    April
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 4:36 am

    Andrea- I will give you credit for making me laugh. I also LOLed at the “Do you want me to poop you a Sausage biscuit!?” comment. My husband was in the room and laughed at that too. It is something I would totally say to my kids if they were whining or being difficult about getting ready to get breakfast.

    Just turn down the bad mouthing other moms and kids and you would be a super cool character. More wacky, less bitchy! The wacky you is funny.

  18. 18
    CTRParent
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 5:29 am

    Andrea….apparently you DO care what I think about you AND your kid…otherwise you would have just rolled on by without TRYING to explain her behavior away! You REALLY need to get a grip on reality lady! I honestly feel so bad for your daughter, and Ann’s kid as well. They can’t help the way they are being raised. Instead of exploiting yourself and your child on national television…maybe you should seek counseling and take a few parenting classes. And I just want to add….you and Ann have extremely filthy mouths in front of your kids! I am all for cussing, when necessary, but NEVER will my child hear me!

  19. 19
    pjpape
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Andrea,

    How can you stand Ann? She’s mean & manipulative. You seem nice and funand have some of the best comebacks.

  20. 20
    Jewels
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 1:12 am

    I’m not judging anyone on how they parent, so don’t take me wrong, it’s not my place to judge, although judging and having an opinion is different. Judging, ( in this case, the parents), is more of \if you are not doing it my way, then it’s the wrong way\. This is just how I see it, and how I keep MYSELF in line and in check, before speaking out. That being said, I too, use cuss words occasionally. My children are early twenties, so they hear me cuss, although throughout their childhood, I never did. It was actually good for me to have them around, I was more self disciplined! But words like poop, fart, (yes, I grew up being told it was just as bad, and I tend to agree Mom!). Words, and sentences as what Andrea used, and also how Ann talked to her daughter about her \issues\ with her bowels, just seem equally as bad as cuss words to me. It sounds so gross to hear it, although it dosen’t seem to bother some people. I just don’t understand why people have to talk that way, especially to their children. Seems so disrepectful. My son, who is 24, says when someone uses cuss words, or talks with words like poop, ass, fart, (how Andrea and Ann talk I guess for example), it’s because they don’t have better knowledge of the english language, and can’t make their points with intelligent words and sentences. I say, it’s a social thing. Where, how,one grew up. It seems to me, there is just so much of this filthy talk on this show, not by all, but a few. And may I add, society in general seems to have this \ I don’t care what anyone thinks of me ATTITUDE\. I capped attitude because it’s okay to not be bothered by other’s opinion of you, but when you have an ATTITUDE with that opinion, that’s when one comes off as snarky, bitchy, can’t get along with others, no one can disagree with me, lack of respect for other people and places, etc… Which is what I personally see in a few of these mothers on this show. RESPECT ladies. It’s a lost virtue. I hope I didn’t offend anyone, just stating what I see alot of in each episode. I agree, editing CAN make one look worse, better than they truly are, but if we hear, and see, you say, and doing it, it’s not editing. Disrepect, and bad attitudes, anger, bitchiness, and gossip, shows on the face, and comes through to the televisions at home.

  21. 21
    newengland
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:34 am

    This episode was so funny regarding the trip. However, I don’t understand why you would fly to a competition that was held in a gymnasium and not a large arena. It looked like no one was in the audience. Watching the hair and makeup lessons was a hoot. I have been an allstar cheer mom for 11 years, and tried doing hair and makeup on my kids when they were younger, then gave up because they were nasty to work with. I ended up paying older girls to do the hair and makeup for me. And all was well with the world because they younger ones do not act up with the older girls. Now my girls are teenagers and able to do their own hair and makeup, and get paid to do the younger girls as well! I think it is a win win situation, and everyone is happy and not stressed out before a competition. The show still drives me crazy because I don’t believe half of what is going on, and can’t stand the mugging for the camera. But it is kind of addictive and I hate to miss an episode just to see what stupid things are going to happen. And I’m not used to parents being in the gym while their kids are practicing. We watch on closed circuit tv, and the kids are not allowed to leave the gym until the practice is over.

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