Cheer Perfection Minicap: I Hate Andrea As Much As I Hate Ann

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   April
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:15 am

   I am with you. I actually found Andrea pretty funny if she would cut the mean crap out but after watching her in the car bothering her poor husband, I about wanted to slap her. You know what I do on long car trips? I sit there and keep my mouth shut. Or drive. I usually am the one driving.

   Shannon’s daughter is a very pretty girl, but she is getting as big as her mother which is sad since she is still so young. I am sure the injury probably contributed to that when she was not exercising as much.

   I really don’t see the evil of Michelle either yet. Or Bonnie. Or Alicia. Or anyone besides Ann and Andrea and Ann and Ann and Ann oh did I mention Ann?

   Of course Ann is not going to run, that fat cow is only good at running her mouth and cramming cheesesticks down her hole. I don’t know what her husband sees in her. He seems like a normal guy. She embarrassed her daughter in front of everyone and while attacking your mother is not the proper response I side with her more than Ann. I do think Michelle really should have minded her business on it though. I would not have told Alicia about it. I would have just talked behind her back to everyone about what happened til it got around to Alicia anyway, but not from me. See I am sneaky like that.

   Of course Ann crashed the birthday party. There was cake so you know she is going to show up. She did not get that fat on just fried cheese. Got to throw some cake in there too.

   Next week is going to be the most drama yet because she is picking only a few girls to do the special competing in tumbling and stunting etc. I know all the moms are going to freak if their girls are not picked most especially Ann.

   You know, sometimes I wish I had one of those husbands that just kissed my ass 24/7 and let me do whatever I wanted and always sided with me and just babys me like Ann’s husband does to her. But, then I realize without some sense of checks and balances I would probably end up like Ann. So I guess I am glad I have him to talk me down some of the time. He is slightly more rational than me in general and I need that.

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   Donna
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:49 am

   This show was better than the put me to sleep episode last week.

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   ellemenop
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:38 am

   ann is unbelieveable. i’m shocked she has not yet been physically attacked by any of the other moms. or alisha. i also don’t know how alisha keeps her sanity, dealing with more crap from these moms than from little kids. i actually think she’s patient as hell to not have completely lost it yet.

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   coffylover
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:51 am

   @ Madelyne, ‘We almost see a cow run two laps’ is my favorite recap line thus far I so badly wanted to see Ann take her punishment!

   To be fair, I’m not a thin girl, and I look like a squid when I run, but also to be fair….. I don’t put myself on national TV!! (And for good reasons!)

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   CTRParent
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:53 am

   @coffylover….I LOVE YOUR COMMENT! I guess I probably look like a squid as well when I run!

   @Madelyn….The cow comment also is one of my favs!

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   coffylover
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:07 am

   @ CTRParent , Thanks!!

   Good wishes Gasmii, hope y’all have a great weekend!! Keep on rockin’ and snarkin’!

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   CrisB83
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 9:24 am

   Surely those moms can’t hate each other as much as this show wants us to think…. The whole time that Bonnie(?) was freaking out and telling Ann to leave, Ann and her husband were cracking up. Either Bonnie was acting up for the camera or Ann and her husband are both psychopaths. Seriously, who responds that way to someone who is genuinely that mad? But then again, Torry and Ann *did* produce a child who gets the eyes of Chucky at least once an episode.

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   gottokeepitreal
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:05 am

   @CrisB83 I agree about the hate and find it hard to believe but Shannon was fired up and I don’t think she was putting on for the camera. Next week should be good, real good.

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   April
   Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:46 am

   Oh I almost forgot Ann had the same 31 bag as me. The giant colored large utility bag. Ugh now I am going to have to burn mine. I feel so ashamed! First I Found out I had the same couch as Honey Boo Boo and now the same bag as Ann!

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    Donna
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:56 am

    I was waiting and waiting for Shannon or Bonnie to smack her, but no my disappointment it didn’t happen, maybe next week? I can always hope!

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 11:52 am

    I don’t think Shannon was doing it for the camera’s either…Ann had said some stuff about Brook and pretty much all the mom’s heard what she had said.

    Looks like Bonnie won’t be doing any backdoor shenanigans at her next pageant!

    Ok, I get bad anxiety in the car so I can kind of see where Andrea was coming from…but she took it a bit over the top…

    And you have to know your child is a problem when your “friend” says she was scared that when she woke up she’d find your kid standing over her with a pillow…

    Oh, and Ann how does it feel to be embarrassed in front of the whole gym? Kind of like you did to your daughter…

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    Sweetpea
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Andrea eyes look like they are going to bug right out of her head. Kindof reminds me of a cross between Bugs Bunny and Spongebob.

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    Stacy Smith
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    I would like to start off by saying Madelyne27 your recaps are amazing. I tune in every week just to have a good laugh.

    I have a couple of recaps for you myself let’s start with the whale of this group…..

    Ann and Torann – Oh where or where to begin. As I have been watching the show I have become enraged with Ann and the power she think she carries. She is a bully and to be honest has no self esteem I mean how could she, she has to be over compensating for something. When is she not eating? Who does she think she is? She talks about other people’s children has she stopped for a second to really look at her own daughter. Just in this weeks episode her own daughter slapped her of course after being embarrased b y her own mom (rude). She had to call her husband to talk for her really so funny the coach pointed that out btw. And why exactly does she think her husband is threatening in the words of Wayne World \AS IF\ right Garth lol. Now lets talk about what other animal she resembles CHICKEN. squak sqauk squak run… Ann here is some advise. If you really want to be queen bee then after you talk smack dont run away. You only make yourself look more like a coward. As far as Torann goes you have a beautiful daughter but can you show her how to act like a young lady please. I was always told you dont have bad dogs you have bad owners. Im just saying…

    Bonnie and Alana- Don’t pay attention to Ann negative on you. Let’s just call her jealous. As far as Alana goes she will get her skills down send her to Shannon looks like she has some voodoo up her sleeve and could help ya.

    Andrea and Kylie- Andrea honey I think you are living a real life Will and Grace tv show and Kylie is your Jack spoiled rotten. Kylie and Torann deserve to room together all the time. I dont know who else would deal with them. Unless you want to send them here to me in NY for a week that will show the real deal.

    Michelle and Ashtyn – Michelle how many mg of Prozac are you on that’s the only way I know how you deal with Ann. You are so mellow on the show kudos to you. Ashtyn is so well behaved I think Ann and Andrea’s daughters need to take lessons from her.

    Shannon and Brooke- Shannon do you do palm readings? If so hook a sister up. I think your calmness with Ann has to because of those crystals your daughter Brooke is beautiful. She had me laughing when you tried your therapy on her. Brooke does it work ?

    Mandy and Olivia – Not much to say here Olivia your so cute and love to watch you fly. Mandy I think you have the right idea you just keep leaving.

    Alisha, Cambree and Cassidee – I want a monkey too!!!! Where can I get one? Your girls are so cute. I really only have one thing to say I think the lap thing from this weeks episode should be a permanent rule for the kids and the adults. If the parents don’t like it they can Kick Rocks. You have enough kids in your gym that if a couple drop off I think you will be fine. Not to mention your not Ann’s 2 dollar whore and I think that was very disrespectful for her to tell ya that she pays you to teach. So glad your back bone came through.

    All and all guys great show you always have a fan here in us. GO CTR!!!!! Keep the laughter coming and Ann we know you wont stop eating, Bonnie and Michelle keep that bond going. Shannon keep your hilarious saying coming. Andrea you need to cut your strings and possibly go to eHarmony because I think your husband cheers for the other team (which is good for him) just saying open that closet door. Mandy you just keep playing musical chairs lol. And last but not least Alisha keep CTR going!!!!!

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    Shadanelle
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    I think Ann is childish and a disgusting image of a parent. I understand that most of these women Alisha included are all carry overs from Toddlers and Tiaras, but this is crazy. None of the more confrontational moms seems to have the maturity to say “you know what I was wrong for what I said and I apologize” and I’m not entirely sure why Ann keeps texting her husband for these tit for tats, or why he puts up with it. If you go looking for trouble what do you expect to find other than trouble? I feel sorry for the girls who can only learn from this destructive environment negative things. Although one can only feel sorry for TLC as well for encouraging shows like this one, honey boo boo (DHS trainwreck waiting to happen) and Toddlers and Tiaras, if this is all the “Learning” channel has to offer this is just straight up sad.