Bonnie’s interview about how much she dislikes Ann, but I’m distracted by her drunk hair and her awful lipstick choice.
Ann announces that she wants Torrann in YST. Bonnie seconds that for Alana. Mandy, soberly says that Olivia is nervous and Coach rudely says the Olivia should be nervous. Mandy interviews she couldn’t believe she said that and that not making YST will upset Olivia (and be grounds for dismissal from the family). Mandy decides it’s a good time to exit stage left. She says her good-byes and while hugging Coach, she tells them to “be safe”.
Bonnie interview’s that not drinking and only staying out 30 minutes will not work in their circle. (Honey, you aren’t even an official member until Ann says you are). But this interview shows Bonnie’s skill at head bobbing and finger rotation that is much better left to Abby Lee. (She continues to look more disheveled each interview… I like the drinking policy on this show. Abby always mocked the mom’s alcoholism, but here, even the Coach seems to like to imbibe.)
With Sober Mandy gone, Coach sneers, “Be safe, meh. I need another drink”. Me too. But for far different reasons.
Coach says that Bonnie and Ann don’t like each other. (In case we have been asleep for the entire episode). But, she explains, they also compete in pageants. So Wallflower Shannon finally pipes up to stir the pot and asks who is going to “win the grand this weekend” (pageant speak), Ann says “Torrann”. Coach says that both Torrann and Alana are good. Ann mentions that Bonnie’s bff is doing Alana’s hair and make-up. Ann must do hair and make-up, because Bonnie confirms this and says that no one good is going to be there to do it. At this point Coach says that Ann is going… and Bonnie says “that’s just what I meant, no one good is going to be there to do hair and make-up”. (Drunk burn. Haha. Suck it, Ann.)
Ann says this is why Bonnie shouldn’t be in their group (or maybe you shouldn’t call a group of women drinking a “group”. “Group” lends me to think of a Book Club, or Bible Study, not so much an old fashioned drink and dish). Ann interviews that Bonnie can’t do hair good (sic) either because all she does is let her red mop dry on top of her head. Ann then straightens her Lane Byrant demin jacket, and flips her bleach blonde hair. Back to the table, Ann faux whispers “Bitch”.
Ann interviews that Bonnie doesn’t know her place but that she is gonna teach her real quick. Bonnie interviews that she’s not afraid to tell Ann how she feels, like most people are, because she thinks Ann is a low down dirty bitch. Back at the table, we have fake smiles all around.
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