We start out this week as we always do… Alisha is all about making the routine harder so they can get more points. Last week they did great, but they scored low on their dance routine, so they are going to up the dance part and redo it.
Andrea says that the new dance will have her sweating and stressing all week. Ann talks about the upcoming trip to St. Louis and Andrea tells Ann that she has an Ann hangover. I imagine that it’s about the same as a Goldschlager hangover… minus the gold. They want the girls to do this back rollover thing and Alisha demonstrates by being the BASE, while a bigger girl rolls over her. It doesn’t work. Nor should it. I’ve done it. It ain’t hard.
I’m a hot mess…and I have big eyes.
Alisha, put the base on the bottom.
Torrann is a little bit crazy.
Ann says Andrea’s in training to be perfect roommate and that she got 3 of the 5 rules right. The two she missed where that she didn’t carry Ann’s bags and that she didn’t offer to get Ann anything to eat when she need a trough bag. Kudos to Andrea for thinking of the impending heart attack.
Ann is a whole lot of crazy.
Andrea tells Ann that “Torrann was scary”… but Ann thought she was on her best behavior. Andrea thought Torrann was gonna kill her. Ann said she’s bi-polar. But it’s just an Ann-diagnosed thing, and I’m assuming she doesn’t know how to diagnose sociopathic behavior disorder… Ann, watch a Jeffrey Dahlmer documentary…
Bipolar is one name for it.
Sociopathic is another name.
Kylie and Torran come up to sit with their moms and Ann tells Kylie that her mom doesn’t want to room with them again. But YAY! Kylie says she doesn’t want to room with them either. Smart kid.
Even my btch hates your btch.
Hey, we see Brooke. Hi Brooke!!! Don’t hate me. Shannon tells her to suck it up. Andrea says she looks sad. I think she does too, but Brooke is a teenager. They don’t throw smiles around like younger kids. My daughter rarely smiles at me, unless it goes along with sentences like “I found a pair of boots on Zappos” or “do you happen to be going to Chipotle today”. So, I won’t say Brooke doesn’t like cheering… she just might not like her mom and company hanging around all the time.
Sorry folks… love me some Brooke…. forward roll and all.