Oh sht…. I am all about the curls, but the flat iron rocks for you.
And the vodka tonic rocks for you.
Where’s your bindi?
Also, this weekend is Michelle’s birthday, so Bonnie and Shannon decide to plan a surprise party for Michelle. And Ann won’t be invited. Dun, dun, DUUUUNNNN!!!
The next day, Michelle pulls Ann outside the gym to talk about Ann’s behavior with Torrann the other day. Alisha didn’t see the slapping and biting, but all the other parents and kids did. Alisha was worried and didn’t like that it was happening in her gym. Alisha said to Michelle and during an interview that SHE WAS GLAD THAT SHE WAS MADE AWARE OF THIS… (this matters later when Alisha loses her backbone.)
“My gym sucks”.
Alisha has all the Youth Silver sitting at her feet and asks who was the mother-daughter smack down duo. Torrann laughs like it’s normal and I start disliking her again. Ann says “oh crap”. Alisha said that when team members fight, they have to do laps, so she wants Torrann and Ann to run two laps. Mandy’s Moe starts laughing, but he better stop, because he’ll be the one giving her chest compressions when her heart explodes. Torrann tries to pull Ann up, but it’s dead weight. Ann is pissed. She’s got that red face that shows she’s embarrassed and pissed at the same time. Ann brings up that her husband pays Aisha a lot of money. Ann continues to refuse to run. They make Torrann run 4 laps instead of 2, and in Torrann’s defense, that btch ran. Ann calls her husband and makes him come up to the gym to fight her battle. Alisha stands firm while Ann says it’s a family matter. Alisha wants to know why she has to call her husband to fight her fights. YAY ALISHA!!! Ann, you’re a cow. Your money and smirk don’t mean sht to anyone… you embarrassed Torrann, now it’s your turn. Run, cow, run. I feel so bad for her husband. I’m PRAYING he doesn’t take Ann’s side. Alisha interviews that she’s v pissed with Ann (see upcoming meeting soon).
Andrea keeps interviewing that Ann is pissed and blah, blah, blah… Shut up, Andrea. You did nothing but egg it on, if you were Ann’s friend you would have helped Torrann while it was all going down to begin with, instead of laughing that Torrann was blocked up… Alisha gets upset and Ann says that she’ll just take Torrann and get out of the gym instead of scratching Alisha’s eyes out. Whatever, such a role model. I can’t imagine what Ann said to Torrann on the way home. Ann interviews that this is screwing up her status up the gym. She’s not sure if they’re coming back.