“Yep, I bit my mom”.
“I totes deserved it”.
My hubby is in the NFL… minus the FL.
I can’t believe I have no balls.
PLEASE COME BACK… HATING YOU HURTS SO GOOD!
Oh good, Ann and Torrey are back to meet with RD and Alisha to resolve the problem. RD’s soul patch is a very smooth operator. Ann says that Michelle started it all by telling Alisha about the fight. Ann had it slightly wrong, but she says she was so hurt. Alisha backtracks and says she was just trying to make a point and that she didn’t realize that the Michelle thing would be a part of the issue. IT’S NOT. Alisha, you told Michelle she did the right thing… you should have held your ground. I blame the soul patch. Everyone saw Torrann and Ann act like asses. And it was Ann’s fault. Andrea should have been the one to tell, but she’s as spineless at Patrick from SpongeBob… so she’s useless… Andrea, you’re not a peacemaker, you’re a wuss. You don’t stop Ann from embarrassing her kid, you don’t interview when a kid is biting her mom, and you sit there and make your eyes get all big and play stupid. You kinda deserve Ann… Did Michelle tattle? Yes, absolutely. Should she have? Maybe, maybe not… Not my call. I think she should have, others probably say no, but it makes no difference who did the tattling. Ann says that if it was Andrea, Mandy, or Shannon she wouldn’t have been so upset. BULLSHT… You are lying. Torrey sits there and does nothing. Get out your checkbook and sign yourself up for some therapy and sign your daughter up for some heavy meds. And then send the heavy meds to me, because I don’t see many other people VOLUNTEERING to recap this sht.
Hello, Soul Patch.
Alisha, why do you hate halfricans?
I only weep ranch dressing.
Andrea, Kylie, a younger brother, and her husband, Mark, are making the trip to Six Flags. This is a 6 hour drive. Nothing. Two movies and a book and everything is easy peasy. Andrea is stressed about everything. The rain, her waist, her huge eyes, everything. She wants Kylie to act better than she did last week. Andrea is really, really annoying. I had hope for her, but this week she’s found a new low spot in my coal black heart.