At first she’s tickled because she looks under the stall and finds that the male boinker is wearing Dolce and Gabana shoes. Then horror strikes as she realizes those are the D&Gs she got her fiancée.
The two boinkers comically fall out of the stall due to the sheer force of their lovemaking and her heart is broken.
I guess this little New Yorker doesn’t have the perfect life after all. I’m just surprised flaming fiancée wasn’t boinking another guy.
I honestly think that Lifetime is sending subconscious messages to women that if you want to be a powerful female, you are going to be alone and if you are willing to put aside everything you want for your husband and submit like a docile little flower to all his demands and put all his babies in your uterus, you won’t be alone.
EJ exacts her revenge in the only way she knows how: breaking the other woman’s heel off on the bathroom sink.
Her ex-fiancee is more horrified about the shoe than his fellow boinker.
And what do you know; the “other woman” is wearing red. Scarlet letter anyone?
My theory is looking more and more solid with every minute I venture deeper into this Lifetime Movie of the Week Christmas Special.
As she is driven home, totally distraught and drunk, EJ has a heart-to-heart with her cab driver. Looks like this was a Taxicab confession I missed. E.J reveals to the cab driver, who is cute for Lifetime women standards and will probably end up saving the day at some point, that she proposed to her now ex-fiancée.
Oh I see what happened. She was too forward as a woman and turned her man away. That’ll teach her to take initiative. She should have waited for a man to ask HER. Who wrote this, an Amish man?
Next day, EJ runs into her ex-fiancée at the office. Literally. Haha! Oh Lifetime! What a joyful joke you’ve played on the character. Slapstick comedy is making a comeback with the lady viewers.
Ex-fiancée immediately asks for his ring back. EJ tries to take it off but can’t and then he asks her if she gained weight. What a gentleman. It’s a good thing she’s getting rid of this guy. Am I right ladies?
EJ eats Chinese food from a box while she watches black and white movies in her PJs. Wait a minute, am I watching Sleepless in Seattle?
Post her Sleepless in Seattle Chinese food haze, she gets back up on her feet again; cue montage of her on the phone trying to get a new job with her new sense of self.