The 12 Men of Xmas Recap

EJ then receives an important phone call from New York. She finally has a job offer! Now she can go back to her Gucci ways and be cynical in the city where she belongs. Mr. Mountain Man is beside himself because he’s just revealed he has feelings. But just to prove he doesn’t actually have feelings, even though he really does, he tells EJ he’s “on a mission to bone and disown every woman in the state”.  Who knows why he does this, but EJ knows that now she can leave him behind and take that job and New York. Thank god! I can’t stand this back and forth between these two anymore.

The town is doing so much better now that they have nude-y calendar. They have so much publicity they don’t know what to do with it! Everyone misses EJ, because she’s really grown on them, plus her massive bobble-head scared away all those troublesome crows.

Back in New York, she walks around the city with her sister just drooling over cupcakes-they-can’t-eat as she has flashbacks of the town and the man she left behind.

Back in the mountain town, Mr. Mountain Man is also sad.

While in a very important PR meeting, EJ gets a call the next day informing her that Mr. Mountain Man is in the hospital. She tries not to care, but you can tell she really does want to care. Her Mountain Town assistant tells her that Mr. Mountain Man didn’t actually leave his wife at the altar, she left him because she was sleeping with Man #11. At some point, they had established that Mr. Mountain Man had a reputation as a shitty wife-leaver but I somehow missed that amidst all those wacky puns that were happening at the beginning of the movie.

So Mr. Mountain Man is actually one of the good guys. As soon as she realizes this she dramatically runs out of the meeting with her boss yelling something stereotypical at her like “You’ll never work in this town again” but EJ doesn’t care, she’s going back to Mr. Mountain Man, where she belongs.

When she gets to the hospital, they make boom boom in the hospital room and the nurse gets upset because “Mr. December is no longer available.”

Now everyone is dating who they should be dating, the whole town is happy and EJ is holding a plate of cookies, just the way nature intended.

The End.