Clipgasm: Aiken Questions Edition

17 Comments

1. 1
   shiaobundan
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 5:07 pm

   oh my god.

   his laugh sounds just like Buster from Arrested Development’s laugh.

   Very creepy.

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   thatswhack
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 5:46 pm

   most annoying laugh

   winner: clay gayken

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   Wink Dinkerson
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 6:23 pm

   Who keeps hitting the reset on this guy’s 15 minutes? Can’t he and Gaylor Hicks just shack up and shut the **** up already? Music will thank them.

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   Firecat
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 6:29 pm

   Isn’t every male on American Idol gay?

   Think about it…

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   KatiesHole
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 7:12 pm

   I love that girlish giggle. It looks like she gained weight too, maybe she is retaining water?

   Diane should of asked her about Riechen, and why she was calling the set of that awful E! movie starring reality whores.

   I love the new, angry pissed off indiginant Clay..take that Diane Sawyer – you bitch!

   KH

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   jennae
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 7:14 pm

   Forget Clay’s laugh, I want an expose’ on wtf happened to Diane’s face!

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   Mark
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 7:35 pm

   I think you got the Buster part right, but the rest of it was pure PR Kayne.

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   georgiababe
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 9:10 pm

   His laugh sounds kind of……gay.

   Are you SURE there’s nothing you want to tell us Clay?

   Actually, in all honesty, I love Clay Aiken. He’s got killer pipes, which is shocking, considering Hollywood’s obsession with giving crap singers (esp. ones who are already famous for acting or whatever) music deals. The synthesizers make them all sound the same. At least Clay has a different style.

   ~Georgia~

   P.S. Why am I always rooting for the person that everybody else in the world hates? I mean, I love Kevin Covais, Celine Dion and Clay Aiken? Am I so wrong???

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   nate
   Posted September 21, 2006 at 11:20 pm

   I think the real question Diane should have asked is “Who cares about your sexuality…why do we still care about Clay Aiken?”

   p.s., his laugh is creeeepy.

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    geewits
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 2:01 am

    It seems to me he answered the question.

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    Bobbie
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 2:52 am

    Yeah, geewits, I agree, and I also admire Aiken for being stalwart in his efforts to get the media to shift its focus. Let’s all get real; on what PLANET does it matter whom someone you’ve never come into rubbing distance with is boning?! Clay Aiken joins that short list of celebs who are using their 15 minutes or 15 months or 15 decades to promote an additional agenda outside of themselves and their careers, and I give mad props to that! In fact, I’ll help support their careers on that basis.

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    jasminetheawesome
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 7:25 am

    He’s so clearly gay, and I don’t care. Next!

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    nate
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 7:33 am

    That’s right Clay, not responding at all will make the rumors go away.

    Ricky Martin did the same thing w/ Barbara Walters a few years back, and now there’s no question that he likes to bang chicks.

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    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 10:12 am

    30 Seconds in the mind of Clay Gayken

    “hehehehehe. Gay sex? That would not make any sense for me to do that. hehehehehe”

    “Diane, I feel you’re kind of invasive. I wouldn’t mind invasion if you had 9 inches of penis. hehehehehe. This is a WASTE of my time.”

    “Where’s the bath house? I’m VERY stubborn! hehehehehe”

    “And I have PIPES. hehehehehe”

    “I’m gonna hold this position forever! I’m VERY flexible. That doesn’t make any sense… hehehehehe”

    I love Clay Aikens. People should just leave him alone. Including me. hehehehehe

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    Belinda
    Posted September 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    Gayken still looks like k.d. lang…..twins, separated at birth?

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    dredge
    Posted September 24, 2006 at 10:10 am

    i’ll tell ya..that clay aiken, she’s got sass!

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    dhford1
    Posted September 26, 2006 at 10:41 am

    Yeah I ain’t buying the old Dana Carvey bit, the effeminate hetero that all the bible belt fans keep wishing for. If he were straight he would laugh it off and make fun of it instead of avoiding it.

    However I still keep waiting for him to answer the question like Bill Murray in Stripes when he’s joining the army.

    Diane: Are you, Clay, homosexual?

    Clay:You mean like flaming, er ?

    Diane: Well, it’s a standard question.

    Clay: Yessss *lisp* totally!!!! Shocker!!!!!!