Clipgasm: Butcherizing English Edition

Clipgasm

By admin | Thursday, April 27, 2006 | 5:05 pm | 14 Comments


America’s Next Top Model, 4/26/06, UPN
Click on the picture to play (QuickTime 7 required)

Today’s afternoon edition of Clipgasm is courtesy of America’s Next Top Model contestant Jade. Although I think she is a bitch, I have to say that I identify with her a little bit. We’re both about the same age, we both come from biracial parentage, and we both have very high opinions of ourselves. I don’t think I am quite as crazy as she is, although some of my friends may disagree. That being said, Jade is not a top model and has got to go. Maybe she’ll do better on the second season of American Inventor

About

14 Comments

  1. 1
    B-Side
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    That was great. I’d love to get her and Alan Thicke in the same room talking about fah-jeet-ahs and whatnot. Oh Jade. She’s so neologismy.

  2. 2
    derder
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    Jade is in her own world making up her own language as she goes along.
    I have to go make dinner now in preparedness for my husband getting home.

  3. 3
    derder
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    How utterly embarrassful- I just realized preparedness is actually a word. Guess I am just not very talentful at this.

  4. 4
    Lizardqueen
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    I like to make up adverbs. My favorite one so far is “penisly”. Try it. You’ll like it.

  5. 5
    Tati
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    2 faves that i’ve heard b4 are ‘craptacular’ & ‘shitastic’ …..i had a friend who used those 2 skillfully.

  6. 6
    raggedy_andy
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Ridiculistically funlarious!

  7. 7
    fycin
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:49 pm

    People who speak in the third person cannot be trusted. i.e. “Jade’s just gotta be Jade. It’s Jade-style and that’s all Jade can do.” — Jade

    There’s nothing more irritating than listening to that shit.

  8. 8
    hardly@work
    Posted April 28, 2006 at 6:45 am

    I wonder what THE SVAN has to say about that fycin, I guess he/she is not to be trusted

  9. 9
    OD-TV
    Posted April 28, 2006 at 8:10 am

    I think Jade would be a very dramatical actress. Her analystic decipheration when she dwelves into the characters emotional torness would be such a emotionalistic releasment to see. I’m glad she is considerating acting as a second career.

  10. 10
    derder
    Posted April 28, 2006 at 10:02 am

    OD-TV
    I’m rolling over here- “analystic decipheration”; “emotionalistic releasment”. You’re quite good at this…

  11. 11
    OD-TV
    Posted April 28, 2006 at 10:08 am

    Aawww derder, thanks for your kindfulness.

  12. 12
    fycin
    Posted April 29, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Oh, I am aware of THE SVAN.

  13. 13
    Shollia
    Posted April 30, 2006 at 9:26 am

    Rofl.. you guys are hilarious with your comments.
    I make up new words all the time when I’m trying to be creative with my cussing.
    I know they’re not real words though unlike Jade who obviously thinks she’s sounding so smart.

  14. 14
    LyrikalJuse
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 6:38 am

    LOL, oh Jade is a trip. She gives me many laughs when I watch the show.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.