Clipgasm: Desperately Seeking Breanna Edition

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | | 8:05 pm | 38 Comments

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For the past few weeks of Laguna Beach, we’ve noticed that the girl we once thought would be the star of the whole season has been all but non-existant on the show. That’s right, I’m talking about Breanna Conrad, younger sister of Lauren Conrad, and latest member of the Family Conrad to have her life documented on MTV. As far as we can tell, the only time we saw Breanna recently was when she popped up to give Rocky’s erstwhile boyfriend Alex a few eye-rolls on last week’s episode.

Well, we’ve had enough of these shenanigans. We decided to drive down to Laguna Beach and find out where the hell Breanna has been hiding. The results may shock you.

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38 Comments

  1. 1
    J-Light
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Thank God you finally found her!!!
    oh by the way I don’t come to parties to be ignored either! can’t wait for the rest of the videos!

  2. 2
    IVofRealityTV
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    The whole Conrad family is a bunch of media whores! You know what? I be Breanna “The Jaw” Conrad was tied up in the basement by her own father! Poor boring Tessa being blamed for such atrocities!

  3. 3
    antebellum
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    She lives!

    I love your seriousness of purpose, guys.

  4. 4
    IVofRealityTV
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    Oops, that was ” I bet” not ” I be”…

  5. 5
    annna
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    Yeah, B-Side, you tell her!

    She’d probably be more willing to go over and talk to you if you weren’t so articulate and, instead, had mumbled, sighed, and stared your way through the whole thing.

  6. 6
    captainobvious
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    And this is why I’m obsessed with TVgasm.

  7. 7
    HoneyBunny
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    Conrad Dad reads the gasm…Awesome!

    Another J-unit and B-side superb production.
    More of these – less of the tabloid shit please!

    hb

  8. 8
    pupkick
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    That was… lame.

    I can’t believe I’m going to type this… but… I’d rather have more Tabloid SpamBaby

  9. 9
    shiaobundan
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:48 pm

    ahhaha.
    i loved the ending on that.

  10. 10
    seph
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 12:41 am

    lmao that was great.

    ‘i dont show up at parties to be ignored’ hahaha

  11. 11
    dr_sloppy
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 3:44 am

    Can you go and visit Jason in prison next? Maybe you could also swing by the Hills and find out whether Heidi has been nominated for a Nobel prize yet…

  12. 12
    I can't believe I post
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 3:47 am

    Did Honey Bunny just say “shit” oh my image of her is shattered

  13. 13
    dsher
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 4:41 am

    I’m still laughing! More Please!

    I hope you ask her some questions next. I can’t wait.

  14. 14
    OD-TV
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 5:23 am

    That was hilarious!!

  15. 15
    vividblurry
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 5:34 am

    That was awesome!!!

  16. 16
    Vidle
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:00 am

    That was it?

  17. 17
    pjtvqueen
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 7:18 am

    Hilarious. Can’t wait for the rest…

    Also, why are B-Side and J-Unit’s names not showing in their bilines? It lists on the other posts the authors, but for these two it just says “by” with no name. They should get credit for their great work.

  18. 18
    HoneyBunny
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 7:39 am

    What is going on? B-Side and J-Unit’s names are missing from all their posts! I even checked the archives and they have all been deleted.

    I feel like I am watching a coup! If they are gone so am I!!!

    hb

  19. 19
    pjtvqueen
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 8:01 am

    And I’d be right behind you HB, but I think they’re still around. I’m crossing my fingers it’s just a technical glich.

  20. 20
    nico-co
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:27 am

    i absolutely loved the “i don’t show up to parties to be ignored breanna” strange how the family went along with this…

  21. 21
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:40 am

    What kind of technical glitch deletes B-Side and J-Unit’s names but keeps Tabloid Baby’s byline? That’s a mighty selective “glitch” if you ask me.

    I call SHENANIGANS!

  22. 22
    J Unit
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:40 am

    HB,

    It’s just a technical glitch. I have no clue why it’s happening.

    nico-co,

    The entire Conrad family is super cool and they all have a good sense of humor about the show. I was one of those people who hated on Laguna because I didn’t really give a shit what a bunch of spoiled kids in California were doing.

    I left their house not only in awe of the view but actually surprised how well-adjusted and normal teenagers and parents are in Laguna.

  23. 23
    I can't believe I post
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Hey B-side and J-unit I am just wondering did either one of you ask Daddy Conrad why he didn’t kick Jason’s punk ass.

  24. 24
    HoneyBunny
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 10:07 am

    Thank you J-unit. Whew!
    I guess it is obvious that I can’t handle even the thought of being w/o you.

    hb

  25. 25
    Jinger
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    I can never see any of the videos posted on here and I am dying to see this one!! SUCK!!

  26. 26
    Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    JOKES!!!!

  27. 27
    Brewer818
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Ah.. i love u guys.. but that was a little silly…too rehearshed…

    Although i liked the end with her ignoring u.. that seemed real and typical of the Laguna kids… I hope we get more Q & A in the upcoming videos..

  28. 28
    CrazyTrain
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Ok… I don’t even watch this show but this was a great clip!
    You go boys!

  29. 29
    UrMomSaysHi
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    I don’t come to parties to be ignored…BREANNA! loved that.

  30. 30
    mo_knows
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:39 pm

    HA-larious!!!

  31. 31
    ishan
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm

    help! I can’t see the video :( It only shows a white box.

    I really wanna see this.

  32. 32
    gotigersgo
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    Yeah,I have that problem too ishan.Can anyone help us?

  33. 33
    I can't believe I post
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    I had that problem, its a glitch in the new version of Internet Explorer. I downloaded Firefox (which took about 2 minutes) and it works with no problem at all. Here is a link

    http://www.firefoxresource.com/co/firefoxresource/?sid=M2AG0001fGS

    Now that I feel like a complete geek I am going to go put some tape on my glasses

  34. 34
    LagunaConsultant
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 9:13 pm

    I just finally watched that clip and it was awesome awful just like the show. The fact the Conrads went along with it was even better. Does this mean that your in enough with them to pay a visit to my girl LC up in the supposed hills? Dr. Sloppy’s comment about visitng 8-Bahl in jail was priceless as well.

    I also just watched the new episode, or should I say the first decent episode of the entire season. People blatantly attacking each other, people so messed up on drugs they couldn’t even hide it, scandals galour and a preview for what looks like another solid episode with the 2 douche bags just being themselves. Can’t wait for the recap tomorrow.

  35. 35
    dredge
    Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    more tv-gasm reality tv please..that was awesome.

  36. 36
    reeeeelbigfsh
    Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Are you guys together?

  37. 37
    Phil
    Posted November 3, 2006 at 3:50 am

    omfg this is the funniest i’ve ever watched!

  38. 38
    gotigersgo
    Posted November 3, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    Hey Ican’t believe I post,thanks for the tip! I’m gonna check it out.

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