Clipgasm: Everybody Cut Loose Edition

Clipgasm

By B-Side | | 4:19 pm | 31 Comments


The Apprentice, 4/3/06, NBC; The Amazing Race, 4/5/06, CBS
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Dance fever is taking over the country! First The Donald boogeyed down on this week’s Apprentice, and then Phil Keoghan got jiggy with it on last night’s Amazing Race. Two wonderful men. Two wonderful dancers. We loved them both, but who was the best? To answer this question, we put the two fledgling hoofers side by side and set them loose. Who do you think is the man with all the moves?

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31 Comments

  1. 1
    Pamsey
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    I vote PHIL! I like his hair better too!

  2. 2
    zevonia
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    How could you ask, B-Side? Of course it was Phil. No contest, whatsoever!

  3. 3
    juxtapoeser
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    I love Phil!!

    For some reason his outfit was fab too…still “big Philly-style” (and I can’t believe I’m using a Jeric term) but yet…it had a little twist to it.

    I like how he is interacting with his local people this round.

  4. 4
    pixies_rock
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    Phil Phorever!

  5. 5
    plexitoes
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    Notice the bulge on Phil’s upper right thigh…

    *nice*

  6. 6
    mountain_girl
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    A PhilPackage during a PhilBoogie? I am the happiest girl in the world!

  7. 7
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm

    PhilBoogie led by his PhilHarmonic…nice!

  8. 8
    jenny10girl
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    GroovyPhil totally rocks!

  9. 9
    Volcat
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    Phil is obviously the most Phantastic dancer of the two.

    Go Phil!

  10. 10
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    PHIL, ‘pho’ sure!!!! :)

  11. 11
    McJenJen
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Catching the PhilBoogie last night inspired me to finally register. I’ve been waiting all day for a video and you guys did not disappoint.

    That being said, it’s Phil all the way. And mention of the PhilPackage makes me wonder…can we get him super-sized?

  12. 12
    Lizardqueen
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    Phinally we have the Phildance. Phor sure he is the more phantastic of the two dancers and I phavor him over the phool that is The Donald. I also apologize phor all the phuss.

  13. 13
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    I am having the ultimate Gasm right now!

  14. 14
    monkeypeanut
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Oh.
    My.
    God.

    I watched both these eps. My skin was crawling upon seeing the Donald shake what his mama gave him. And then Phil decides to bust a move 2 days later!!! But Phil is cute so he wins.

  15. 15
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    By the way — let’s hear it for that awesome funk score, created by yours truly on Garageband. Yeah, I’m gonna take down the recording industry with that one.

  16. 16
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 6, 2006 at 11:18 pm

    B-Side, you possess so many talents! :)

  17. 17
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 5:42 am

    Phil wins by phar!

    The Donald looks like one of those animatronic bears at Chuck-E-Cheese’s.

  18. 18
    NJGuidette
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 7:15 am

    The Donald looks like he is trying to shake whatever animal died upon his head off and Phil looks like a Mexican jumping bean trying to stamp out a fire.

    Close one, but when you consider Donald was shaking it to an Arby’s jingle, I have to go with Trump. Plus, I bet Phil couldn’t even grab a few coins as a street performer with that dance, while the Donald makes gettin’ jiggy with it a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!

  19. 19
    BigMax
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 8:01 am

    Awesome funk scores are a 30 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.

    I think K-Fed may sample your beats for Playing With Fire 2 (subtitled Revenge of Cletus)

  20. 20
    mountain_girl
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 8:41 am

    OK, now knowing that it is a B-Side original, I have to ask for the extended remix starring Phil.

    Pretty please?

  21. 21
    boomersmommy
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 9:08 am

    Thank you

  22. 22
    Redhead
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 9:52 am

    Here’s hoping this summer that we’ll be able to add the Chenbot to these fine dancers! That would be the ultimate TVgasm, no?

  23. 23
    3G_Phil
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 9:54 am

    B-Side,

    Sir, you’ve outdone yourself! Dancing with the Stars, ‘gasm style! I think the real winner is the TVgasm family!! It almost makes up for the shameful Paris interview.

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching it the first time. Then I realized that the sound was muted. The music is perfect!! I laughed even harder upon hearing the groovy pornoesque tune¦

  24. 24
    boomersmommy
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 10:00 am

    Did anyone else catch the Chenbot learning to Belly Dance on the Morning Show yesterday?

  25. 25
    happy_gal
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 10:51 am

    Phil phunking out was the phinest thing I have seen in a long time. My sweet, sweet Phil . . . not only hot beyond measure, but a groove-ass dancer too. Be still my heart!!!!

  26. 26
    Belinda
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Phil gives good boogie…..gawd he’s HOT!

  27. 27
    AbbyAnn
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Phil in a landslide.

  28. 28
    KatieKat
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    Okay… As much as I love Phil, gotta go with The Donald on this one. Phil seems to be looking at his PitStop buddy for validation, whereas The Donald is making an ass of himself all by his lonesome. Advantage: Trump.

  29. 29
    jenny10girl
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old…

  30. 30
    Zharak
    Posted April 7, 2006 at 11:13 pm

    Trump really looked retarded, so I’m gonna have to go with Phil.

  31. 31
    Lizardqueen
    Posted April 8, 2006 at 6:52 am

    Ladeez! If you see us in da club. Dancin! Join in!

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