Clipgasm: Future of America Edition

18 Comments

1. 1
   Tati
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 2:51 pm

   Oh.my.GAWD!!! when i read the brilliant recap of this episode earlier today, i could not quite envision how this interview went down. But when you actually hear it, complete w/Heidi’s ‘umms’ & ‘likes’, u really get the full effect. Honestly, i felt compelled to reach out & smack her upside the head in hopes of springing loose am errant screw or 2. I luv how polite the interviewer was, but that’s prolly b/c she was halfway thru biting her tongue as she stared at this royal ditz in her presence. Like, unbelieveable!

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   Mark
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 2:52 pm

   Is that Felicity Huffman?

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   chief113
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 3:10 pm

   This chick should date that Brandon Davis dude who ripped Lindey Lohan by saying that she was worth 7 million, and so she was totally poor. Then hopefully, they would go on vacation together, and there could be a plane crash. That would be good.

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   Bobbie
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 3:39 pm

   Um…was she being interviewed by her aunt, or was that her mother?! Even the body language was the same, and Auntie did not seem too pleased….

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   babeblue
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 3:52 pm

   i guess she forgot that she is but a lowly sidekick and thought that she would get in the school as easily as her master.

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   jash
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 4:46 pm

   OMG people like this actually exist?!?!

   seriously, its people like her that give community college and low-tier state schools a poor name.

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   RealityTV4Me
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 5:58 pm

   You mean this is a reality show?! I thought it was a put on. It would have been some brilliant comedic writing.

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   annna
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 7:03 pm

   ‘are you sure you’re in the right college?’

   aka

   ‘what the eff are you doing here wasting my time?’

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   hannahthehun
   Posted June 1, 2006 at 7:39 pm

   The worst part about this is that I just KNOW that four years from now she’ll be making more $$$ than me.

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    goodAg
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    Well, she does have self-confidence! I’m just not sure she should.

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    Mark
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    She’s already making more money than you, Hannah. Damn it, MTV, why do you support these people?

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    Ash
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    I’m completely off topic but… has anyone watched that So You Think You Can Dance show? There is some lady judge on here cackling like crazy and I can’t stop watching, but I’m about to start a petition to have her voice box removed!

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    anonym.
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 10:40 pm

    and here i thought such people only existed on the “picture boxes” and in my imagination…

    my, how unfair some things really are..guaranteed she gets into the school/gets the job/whatever she’s doing there

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    PoopsMcgee
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 7:53 am

    That was truly one of the saddest moments in human nature I have ever witnessed. And to think, people like this actually exist! That clip reminded me of that Paris Hilton South Park from last year that was spot on about stupid sluts like this, and I couldn’t help hearing the theme song to “Stupid Spoiled Whore: Video Playset” in the background after I watched this.

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    BigTeebo
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 8:09 am

    Boy has Tana Goertz aged since we last saw her.

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    Clair
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 8:39 am

    Yes Ash (#12), I watch ‘So You Think You Can Dance’. I was so hoping TVGasm would recap it, especially when I saw the first contestant and his mother – the guy who called himself “Sex”. (shudder)

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    EdHill
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    She’ll be shooting ping pong balls out of her cooter on Howard Stern within 2 years.

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    BigMax
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    I think you have to work your way up to Howard Stern. I think she’ll be shooting ping pong balls out of her cooter on Opie and Andy within 2 years.

    Or she’ll realize the whole ping pong ball career requires work and practice and move back in with her parents.