Clipgasm: I’m Not Your Bitch, BITCH Edition

13 Comments

1. 1
   lurkertype
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 3:58 pm

   THANK YOU B-SIDE!!!!!

2. 2
   lurkertype
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 4:11 pm

   THANK YOU B-SIDE!!!!!

3. 3
   tvtvtv
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 4:25 pm

   Oh, that was so mean. For one brief, shining moment I totally thought today was the day for a Top Chef clipgasm.

4. 4
   anonym.
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 4:35 pm

   man, I wish TVGASM recapped Top Chef. I really am curious to know what you guys would have said about my favorite “bitch,” Dave. The show has everything: interesting characters, cool challenges, and bitchfights not seen since zulema stole nick’s model in PR 2…hopefully, there’ll be another season

5. 5
   pbjunkie
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 6:17 pm

   Thanks for quoting Top Chef. I also really wish you guys would have covered it. It’s got a horrible robotic host, a pretentious sommelier, and one of the finalists looks like a serial killer. What more could you want??!!

6. 6
   Hannah
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 6:30 pm

   i was hoping for some more tv theme song magic again.

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   tvtvtv
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 7:32 pm

   #5, wait wait wait…which one looks like a serial killer? Is it Harold with the scary eyebrows? I actually wouldn’t be surprised if a mug shot of Tiffani or Dave surfaced, either.

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   Coconutphone
   Posted May 16, 2006 at 7:35 pm

   OMG That totlaly IS Melrose Place! Awesome. What’s next Crazy Alma Jr come running in screaming “WAIT! It’s not what it looks like. It’s worse…” (and then she blows up CTU (for the 88th time).

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   pbjunkie
   Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:15 am

   tvtvtv –

   Yes, Harold strikes me as the kind of quiet guy with the shaved head who keeps people in his basement. That being said, I love him and I hope he wins. What does that say about me?

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    cruella_deville
    Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:31 am

    Please, I was hoping Karen would knock the shit out of that little weiner, not just give him a love tap. She needs to give him the “Donkey Punch”!!!! Or knee him in his non-existent nuts!!!

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    anonym.
    Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:08 am

    pbjunkie- i actually could see dave (though he’s my favorite) as the serial killer type. he’s so emotional and is such a drama queen and reminds me so much of a clothed richard simmons. you know he’s totally putting hexes on tiffany when she’s asleep.
    harold (though i like him too)strikes me as the creepy cousin type.

    was it just me or was miguel kind of annoying?

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    pbjunkie
    Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:48 am

    Miguel was… “special”. But he had some good one-liners including “You’re a snake. Ssssss.” I can’t stand Tiffany – LeeAnn should have been in the final!

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    anonym.
    Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:57 am

    agreed. LeeAnn should have been in the finals because not only was she a great cook, she also won that gas station challenge and all of the rest of the food was crappy. she should have gotten a freebie to the final 3 for that one.

    tiffany is portrayed as the bitch in the season to counterpart my main man, dave. she is ruthless and she lies, so i don’t care for her.

    miguel is “special”… how a cook can mix up sugar and salt is beyond me!