Clipgasm: Random Laguna Crossover Of The Day Edition

Clipgasm

By B-Side | | 5:02 pm | 16 Comments


My Life On The D-List, 6/27/06, Bravo

Last week, Kathy Griffin gave us a surprisingly moving and fascinating tour of Iraq on My Life On The D-List. This week, she gave us Talan from Laguna Beach. Minor downgrade. Nevertheless, enjoy the ever astounding idiocy of Talan as he tries to charm Kathy and her star-struck niece.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    antebellum
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    Well, to be fair, Virginia is in the South, but West Virginia did break off to the North technically.

    Anyway, I love Kathy Griffin and her show, and I was more than pleased to see Talan on it. Why his niece or any other teenage girl is in love with him is beyond me, but it’s Talan!

  2. 2
    stacyrocks
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    Wow, what a classy guy: He f*cks and tells. He’s all “This morning I got a Pussycat Doll out of my bed, put her clothes on and threw her in her tour bus. She is just a friend…”. Talan is so lame. He’s probably banging the tranny looking one.

  3. 3
    antebellum
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    Sorry, I meant her (Kathy Griffin’s) niece. For Talan’s own niece to be in love with him would just be ridiculous.

  4. 4
    zevonia
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    Kathy Griffin is hilarious. I’d definitely watch a show with Kathy and Talan. Her niece has a serious problem with her taste in men. If you can call Talan a man.

  5. 5
    boomersmommy
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    Or ooogie, antebellum

  6. 6
    tikilights
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 6:17 pm

    He had a really awkward exit from the house. Kind of a walk-of-shame feel to it.

  7. 7
    doriangz
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    In her blog Kathy says he was an hour and a half late and wouldnt stay more than hour (hence the awkward exit).

  8. 8
    JennCho
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    If ANYTHING deserves a clipgasm its this:

    AnnoyingBastardNephew: I hope theres fog tonight
    Matt: So I dont have to see your face
    Kathy: He so got you back!

    GOLD!!!

  9. 9
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 4:37 am

    Talan is so lame. He’s probably banging the tranny looking one.

    That certainly narrows it down (not). He’s cute, but oh so dumb.

  10. 10
    BigMax
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Klassy.

    I bet he has a rap album out within 1 year…

  11. 11
    Vidle
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 9:16 am

    I love her, she’s hilarious.

    Talan is a tool. Someone is giving him bad advice on his eyebrows. I can barely look at his face, his eyebrows are so overgroomed.

  12. 12
    joeypotter
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Of the Laguna guys, the three who seem to have outlived their 15 minutes of fame are Jason (cokehead), Talan (slut) and Steeeephen. I guess the other guys are just too normal? I miss Dieter and ESPECIALLY Cedric. Sweet Ceddie….

  13. 13
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    Vidle: We need to issue a memo to the men of the world. Although women are not fond of unibrows, overly manicured brows might even be more frightening and unappealing.

  14. 14
    Ubiquitous
    Posted July 1, 2006 at 6:05 am

    Are overly-done eyebrows the hip thing for young men now-a-days? I keep seeing guys on TV with horribly over done eyebrows (I’m looking at YOU, Talen and Jesse!).

  15. 15
    mcphuck
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    The guy is a fcuking idiot/loser/lowlife. WHY NICOLE WHY? And she’s like 8 years older than him!!!

    He’s dating the lead singer of PCD.

  16. 16
    Ubiquitous
    Posted July 3, 2006 at 7:51 am

    He is? I hope he’s got his booster shots up to date…

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