Clipgasm: Sapphic Pageantry Edition

13 Comments

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   stacyrocks
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:22 pm

   I’m embarrassed to say I recorded this show to check it out this weekend… I can tell it won’t be as awesome as 8th & Ocean. That girl’s voice annoyed me. “By being a news broadcaster, I could tell the world a secret !” Hummm… no. News is you would report something that has already happened. People KNOW!

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   derder
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:23 pm

   Like Ohmagod- Like when is this on? I like sooooo wanna see this…

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   Bobbie
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:47 pm

   Did she say she wants to go to the University of England?? Gosh, that reminds me of a simple young student I had several years ago who wanted to attend “SUNY California and take a Masters’ degree in bartending.” In encouraging an edit/revision, I suggested perhaps she meant Cal State, but she insisted she preferred the idea of going to a State University of New York school, since, as a resident, she would pay a lower tuition, but she wanted to go to the California campus, because “that’s where all the coolest bars are, and [she wanted] to train for her career with the best.” Oh, she had it ALL worked out…

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   sireb
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 6:19 pm

   oh my god..i like totally want to use my swavorski-encrusted 5-inch, bedazzled platforms to kick this bi-otch in the ass! or, you know..i could get one of the “lesbian” contestants to do it for me.

   *jesus, what the hell is wrong with teen america today?

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   derder
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 7:16 pm

   I am lying on the couch with Bronchitis watching MTV tonight (My Sweet Sixteen and this stupid pageant show- and no, I didn’t really want to watch it- I just can’t find the remote and don’t have the energy to frickin’ move), I can tell you exactly what is wrong with Teen America-
   Mom and Dad America. I’ve never seen such a vulgar display of wealth. These kids are spoiled rotten and their parents are 100% to blame. Seriously, that Sweet Sixteen show was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Unbelievable.

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   sireb
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 8:16 pm

   ^ok, i totally recant my last statement..i just watched the show–her parents are totally HORRIBLE! here’s what’s wrong with kids today: their parents spoil them so much that they start feeling they’re entitled to everything

   ^derder- i totally agree..that sweet 16 show is ridiculous

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   annna
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 10:09 pm

   derder- i’d just like to say that i was watching this at home in bed, because i too have bronchitis.

   haha, and…. i love how she decided that since she couldn’t win this one, she’ll just quit.

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   Shollia
   Posted April 21, 2006 at 10:32 pm

   Wow… glad I don’t have cable. If I watched shows like that I’d probably have a remote sticking out of my tv.

   I can’t stand watching spoiled little sh1#bags get everything they want and mommy and daddy give in to everything.
   UGH makes me so angry.
   Glad that lil skank on the video didn’t make it to top ten.. cry ya spoiled brat.. cry cry cry so I can laugh at your idiot ass some more.

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   Casey
   Posted April 22, 2006 at 2:58 pm

   I didn’t watch the show, but I watched this clip. I couldn’t stand her voice either. It was like nails scratching on a chalkboard. You would think her parents would have sent her to a voice coach.

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    Leah3t
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    Bobbie- that is a fantastic story about SUNY california….I mean i guess you could confuse SUNY Plattsburgh with San Diego– 9 months of sun, 9 months of snow….

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    flipkicks
    Posted April 24, 2006 at 5:57 am

    I love this show. Amazing. My favorite part was when the one girl lost and goes, “I’m done with pageants. I’m going to try another sport.”

    I don’t even have the energy to go off on that idiotic statement.

    http://www.flipkicksandnightbellows.blogspot.com

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    c-rock
    Posted April 24, 2006 at 8:17 am

    I’m not saying I never curse, but …I’m not a pageant contestant either. Clean up your mouth, girl! Or were you trying to be “cool” for the MTV cameras? I guess she wasn’t “the best bull sh*tter” there. Awww.

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    pagmom2002
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 10:28 am

    I thought she had a wonderful dress, the USA system is glitzy, she made a mistake changing her dress last minute and it seemed to me that the judges just preferred blondes.Her coach was a hoot! I hate that her little outbust afterward was aired on national tv – we all do it, just usually in the privacy of our hotel room or car. Her into was, well, different. I would’ve expected something a little more polished for her age. I do think that Jamie is making a mistake by quitting pageants. She has a lot of potenital to win something big.

    I am so loving this show!!