Clipgasm: This Show Makes No Sense Edition

Clipgasm

By B-Side | Wednesday, July 5, 2006 | 5:55 pm | 10 Comments


Passions, 7/4/06, NBC

For whatever reason, there hasn’t been much Clipgasm-worthy television in the past 48 hours or so, probably thanks to most of the networks preempting their normal programming because of July 4th. Well, I just spent the past few hours combing through the Tivo to find something halfway decent when suddenly it hit me. Why not check out Passions? Sure enough, seemingly two seconds into the episode, and there already was an outrageous scene involving lightning bolts, talk bubbles, awful dialogue, and, of course, the mermaid. Oh, Passions. Why did I ever doubt you?

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    What the……. I guess I never paid much attention to Passions – I just did not realize it was that insane!

    And you have it on your DVR?

  2. 2
    stacyrocks
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    LoL! I watched it yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing at the craziness! That show is out of control. I’m gonna save it on my DVR every day now. :)

  3. 3
    BK_KT
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    I thought Passions could never get past the craziness when Jesse Metcalfe as Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald journeyed into a portal of hell with the blind priest to save Charity. And the little dwarf man/doll Timmy was there too. Glad to see they are going above and beyond the call of ridiculousness.

  4. 4
    Hannah
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    simply stunning.

    on a semi related note: i’m 96% sure i saw pumkin (of flava of love fame, no less) on next last night at 2 am. the only reason i’m not 100% sure is because i was a little drunk at the time. it was amazing.

  5. 5
    Hannah
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    oh, and is that thought bubble done in comic sans? because wow, that’s a nice touch.

  6. 6
    Deena
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 10:10 pm

    People actually watch this crap?

  7. 7
    campfiregirl
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    I hate to admit I actually watched this crap. It’s nap crap, you don’t have to watch it but the heathens leave you alone at 2;00 to 3;00 to watch your story. What peace we get we take. I can’t watch it everyday or week or it will ROT YOUR BRAIN…

  8. 8
    JasonR
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 6:35 am

    Since I work a day job I am not a soap watcher, but this was really funny. If this show is a tongue-in-cheek parody of soaps then it is brilliant. If they are actually serious about all this then that is kind of sad.

  9. 9
    joshman5k
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 8:48 am

    @ Hannah,

    Yes, that was Pumpkin on NEXT. Me and my friend caught it during the first run of Flava of Love, and we laughed our asses off because it was after we saw the episode when she said she was on a couple dating shows.

  10. 10
    anonym.
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 9:39 am

    so i’m guessing they wasted this month’s budget on the snackbar again, right?

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