Clipgasm: What The World Needs Now Edition

Clipgasm

By B-Side | Wednesday, May 3, 2006 | 3:18 pm | 13 Comments


The Apprentice, 5/1/06, NBC
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Whenever The Apprentice has its contestants sing, it’s always memorable — especially if they have to create a tune. Throw in a little Burt Bacharach, and you’ve got the makings for a classic. So please put your feet up and relax as you enjoy this latest addition to the Apprentice tome.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    Ash
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 3:39 pm

    Let me get this traight… this team won the challenge, and their prize was writing the lyrics to this dude’s song? What a great reward.

  2. 2
    dredge
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    mmmmm..delightful.
    who’s the weird girl in the sequin jacket thing..are we a cabaret singer??

  3. 3
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    Do the Fab 4 Apprentices get credit for the lyrics ON HIS NEW ALBUM?

    Evening Dredge ~

    hb

  4. 4
    mangos
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    Ugh, just awful. And I laughed at Allie, she was the one who had to have the final say over the lyrics, and it looks like she doesn’t know the words to the song!

  5. 5
    stacyrocks
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    Definitely not ‘Rubble Man’ level. The usually overenthusiastic Sean doesn’t even sing along, it’s that bad.

    -dredge (#2);

    The girl with the sequiny scarf is Allie. :)

  6. 6
    dredge
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    evenin’ hb..

    so now we get to hear MBAs sing…i think they should stick to their well honed talents of CYA.

  7. 7
    dredge
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    thanks stacy..Allie certainly believes in her own fabulousness..that’s half the battle.

  8. 8
    eighme
    Posted May 3, 2006 at 9:46 pm

    Sounds like nails on a chalkboard. They were so out of tune that it was excruciating to listen to. I truly felt bad for them.

  9. 9
    Spectater
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:22 am

    what a reward! not only did they get to write shitty lyrics, but they got to write them for a tune that was clearly ripped off from the Jurassic Park song. Awesome.

  10. 10
    bluebell
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:06 am

    Yikes. But, Roxanne was really getting into it — you go, girl!

  11. 11
    Redhead
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 9:52 am

    It was better than that craptacular tune on American Idol last night, mmkay?!

  12. 12
    DrewtheLush
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!

    Roxeanne, if business doesn’t work out for you…go to American Idol!

  13. 13
    subgenre
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    Once again, TVGasm does not disappoint! This is the only episode of this season’s “Apprentice” that I have seen. What a lame reward. For the winners and most especially for poor Mr. Bacharach. I asked my friend if he owes Trump rent money or something. Why else would he go from “Austin Powers” to this?

    Thanks for the ClipGasm, B-Side. I wondered what astute critique you would post about this mess.

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