Clipgasm: You Killed Miguel! You Bastard! Edition

24 Comments

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   srsdal
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 6:32 pm

   Ummm…we should totally only ever have soap opera clipgasms. The quality cannot be matched
   That being said Miguel’s I’m-being-electrocuted face looks oddly like my exes O-face
   Kind of gross…kind of hot

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   TVInsider
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 6:55 pm

   Oh my. It’s too bad I missed this. LOL

   There was a great clipgasm on All My Children today. It was Colby’s birthday and I swear she was acting like one of the spoiled princesses on My Super Sweet 16. She was throwing things around and calling her friends names and yelling because a statue of her was melting or how her stepmom veteoed having shirtless, hunky guys carry her into the party and she flipped out. I was laughing and rolling my eyes at the same time by the ridiculousness of it all.

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   murphena
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 7:21 pm

   I don’t watch this show so I have to ask: why wasn’t Miguel more surprised to find some guy outside his shower? Is that a normal occurence?

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   tvtvtv
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 9:10 pm

   Okay, so I’m a little drunk, but I’m still pretty positive that this is the BEST CLIPGASM EVER.

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   shiaobundan
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 9:52 pm

   hahah Passions is so awesome.

   I used to watch it because I liked the storylines. Now I just watch for the comedy.

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   Tabby Lavalamp
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 10:40 pm

   I watched Passions when it first aired and they started off with the questionable inclusion of the late Princess Diana as Sheridans’s late friend.
   Oh my god, it’s gotten worse. The acting in this scene is truly awful. I may just have to start watching again…

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   Nerdatron
   Posted September 8, 2006 at 11:37 pm

   Wow. The acting is…unbelievable, literally.

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   tikilights
   Posted September 9, 2006 at 4:01 am

   The next episode he imagined sticking a knife into Miguel’s back while in the kitchen. Truly magical stuff

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   Risotta
   Posted September 9, 2006 at 9:28 am

   My favorite part of this whole thing is how his schlong would be hanging out the whole time. Like, she gets underneath him in the shower and cradles him, face up, presumably with his dangle dangling. Awesome.

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    goodAg
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 9:28 am

    The lack of a cord on the hairdryer (and therefore lack of any electrical current) had me so distracted that I didn’t even notice a few seconds of the bad acting. Clever ploy, Passions!

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    doriangz
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Say what you want about Kay’s acting (“OMG you killed MIguel !”) Fox (the blond guy) is a thousand times worse. How horrible is this guy. Grmph

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    ilovebside
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 10:17 am

    The acting in passions is truly unmatched.

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    georgiababe
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    Worst. Acting. Ever.

    Isn’t Hollywood supposed to be extremely difficult to get into? But I guess that these people are kind of bottom of the heap, so maybe it’s different.

    ~Georgia~

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    I don’t watch this show so I have to ask: why wasn’t Miguel more surprised to find some guy outside his shower? Is that a normal occurence?

    One word: Hoyay!

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    Laska
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    Wow, when I predicted Passions would kill off a character to be able to afford that Big Brother volcano, I had no idea the writers would act so quickly. Looks like a trip to Fiji is in the works in time for fall sweeps! Pack your bags residents of New Harmony (that is where they live, right- I don’t really watch the show).

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    jampony
    Posted September 9, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    Ummm… Ubiquitous? Are you referring to “that which must not be named”? (I’m talking about that other website, not the actual definition of HoYay.)

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    jennae
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    hahahhaha – this is how I got addicted to this damn show – and I don’t watch soaps!

    Like tikilights says, the knife seen is quite awesome – dare I say it would be better than the shower scene were it not for the fact that Miguel is clothed.

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    Leah3t
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    wow that was awful…. was i supposed to believe the fiance was a straght man?

    So was Miguel really dead?

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    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    I hate to inject any realism to this – but wouldn’t the lights flicker?

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    KatiesHole
    Posted September 11, 2006 at 4:45 am

    They should just show Miguel’s ass already and be done with it. His ass is another character on this show.

    KH

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    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted September 11, 2006 at 5:49 am

    OMG, is this like killing Kenney and he comes back to life? Like on South Park. Does Miguel get it every week?

    BTW… Nice Back!

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    Casey
    Posted September 11, 2006 at 11:15 pm

    I wonder how many takes it took the director to get the scene like this. One of the best clipgasms. It’s just as funny the 10th time you watch it as it is the 1st.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted September 12, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Ummm… Ubiquitous? Are you referring to “that which must not be named”? (I’m talking about that other website, not the actual definition of HoYay.)

    There’s other meanings to “HoYay”?

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    dredge
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 10:54 am

    Did Fox have sex with Miguel first?

    looks like they rented space in an office cubicle..nice production values.