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By Flipit | Sunday, August 26, 2007 | 9:07 pm | 4 Comments

The Miss Teen USA Pageant was on this past Friday on NBC and you know it was a big important night for the network because they pulled out their big guns and booked two of the most important, reputable judges in television history: Joey Lawrence and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Didn’t even know the show was on? Don’t worry! YouTube has saved the day! If you have ever felt lesser than or even slightly insecure in your intellectual prowess, add this video to your favorites and cuddle up with it on a sad, rainy day. I know I will.

Thanks, Miss South Carolina!

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Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

4 Comments

  1. 1
    CheriesTake
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Holy shit. This is our future???? That sounded like my speech the night I came home drunk and my mother caught me brushing my teeth with prep H.
    Where is God I ask you?

  2. 2
    Flipit
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 9:26 am

    ask amber. she’s hoggin him.

  3. 3
    Firecat
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 11:45 am

    I think Flipit needs to interview her, pronto!

    ~Firecat

  4. 4
    bdos88
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Holy crap! I don’t even know what to say, so f**king funny! Also, has this girl never watched a beauty pageant before? The only answer to ANY question posed is always the tried and tested “world peace”.

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