Lil’ Momma Speaks Out at America’s Best Dance Crew
By Flipit|Saturday, March 29, 2008 | 1:08 am | 5 Comments
I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I got tired just looking at em go. Those little rascals!
Anyhoo, mostly I just ate cookies from the Kraft services table and made fun of strangers with my friends C-Lock and Sky, but some exciting stuff did happen..
A reporter in front of me asked JC Chasez if he was gay. A. RUDE and B. Duh. As C-Lock pointed out, he’s in a tight tight tight Jr. sports coat and he’s wearing more pancake foundation than any chick in the room. AT A DANCE SHOW.
Do my lips look dry?
Anyhoo, he bumbled around for a bit and said that he doesn’t mind if people make the assumption that he’s gay, but he does mind when they accuse him of being gay. Uh….so are you gay? NO! Riiiight. Who cares? If he’s not buying me dinner and calling me pretty he can do whatever the hell he wants to with himself.
I asked him what his favorite shows are and he said Top Chef and Intervention. Big no on Celeb Rehab though. “I’m glad they’re getting help, but…” He never finished that one, but I assume he would have ended with “watching porn stars take ballet makes me uncomfortable.” And who can argue?
We got to talk to Shane Sparks a little, and I asked him how he had so many jobs. Coke? Nope. Turns out he makes sure to get a lot of rest. Then he talked about it a lot. And then he handed me Kleenex to wipe away my drool. Not his fault. I should have had better questions. I asked him if Mary from So You Think You Should Dance is as batshit crazy as she seems and he said that she’s very nice. Then I asked him what his favorite show was and he said the ones he was on. Booooring. He was nice but if you have him on your top five list of people you wanna have dinner with before you die, rethink it.
He started on about something else, but I caught a glimpse of Dame Judi Dench in the crowd and started crying and bowing.
I got sick of all the bs answers I was getting from the judges, so when I finally got some time with Lil’ Momma, I hurled some political questions her way. Wind her up and watch her go. This girl’s got some spunk. Watch out, Diane Sawyer. Enjoy!
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Thanks to everyone over at MTV for the cookies and the good times. See you for season 2 in June! Love, Flipit.
Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit