Lil’ Momma Speaks Out at America’s Best Dance Crew

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By Flipit | Saturday, March 29, 2008 | 1:08 am | 5 Comments

I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I got tired just looking at em go. Those little rascals!

Anyhoo, mostly I just ate cookies from the Kraft services table and made fun of strangers with my friends C-Lock and Sky, but some exciting stuff did happen..

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A reporter in front of me asked JC Chasez if he was gay. A. RUDE and B. Duh. As C-Lock pointed out, he’s in a tight tight tight Jr. sports coat and he’s wearing more pancake foundation than any chick in the room. AT A DANCE SHOW.

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Do my lips look dry?

Anyhoo, he bumbled around for a bit and said that he doesn’t mind if people make the assumption that he’s gay, but he does mind when they accuse him of being gay. Uh….so are you gay? NO! Riiiight. Who cares? If he’s not buying me dinner and calling me pretty he can do whatever the hell he wants to with himself.

I asked him what his favorite shows are and he said Top Chef and Intervention. Big no on Celeb Rehab though. “I’m glad they’re getting help, but…” He never finished that one, but I assume he would have ended with “watching porn stars take ballet makes me uncomfortable.” And who can argue?

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See?

We got to talk to Shane Sparks a little, and I asked him how he had so many jobs. Coke? Nope. Turns out he makes sure to get a lot of rest. Then he talked about it a lot. And then he handed me Kleenex to wipe away my drool. Not his fault. I should have had better questions. I asked him if Mary from So You Think You Should Dance is as batshit crazy as she seems and he said that she’s very nice. Then I asked him what his favorite show was and he said the ones he was on. Booooring. He was nice but if you have him on your top five list of people you wanna have dinner with before you die, rethink it.

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Nap time.

He started on about something else, but I caught a glimpse of Dame Judi Dench in the crowd and started crying and bowing.

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Holla Dame!



I got sick of all the bs answers I was getting from the judges, so when I finally got some time with Lil’ Momma, I hurled some political questions her way. Wind her up and watch her go. This girl’s got some spunk. Watch out, Diane Sawyer. Enjoy!



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Thanks to everyone over at MTV for the cookies and the good times. See you for season 2 in June! Love, Flipit.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    mamatl
    Posted March 29, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Funny clip with Lil’ Mama. Your voiceovers are hilarious. But the real reason I’m commenting (besides that I love everything you do) is that you look EXACTLY like my brother. I mean the resemblance is ridiculous. Only he’s ambiguously straight.

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    Anonymous
    Posted March 29, 2008 at 11:49 am

    thanks mamatl! there is nothing i love more than an ambiguously straight guy. have him give me a ring. LOVE

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted March 29, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    So did you get to see the show at all??? How was the energy in the room…. I loved the guys who won.. I want a mask too…….

    And I think Lil’ Mama needs lil’ hearing aides.

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    Sane Jane
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Is it possible to develop a crush on someone simply because you were smitten by their smile?

    If it is… then I have.

  5. 5
    flipit
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    gif the energy was crazy in there. fans were going crazy and my friends were friends of the mask team, so they were really nice and wouldn’t stop dancing on their heads even backstage. it was awesome and tiring to watch.

    and sanejane, don’t make me love you. i’m troubled. xo

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