Clipgasm: TVgasm Repairs Chenbot

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By B-Side | Friday, June 23, 2006 | 5:14 pm | 15 Comments

After watching Wednesday’s Big Brother casting special, we were a bit disappointed that the Chenbot went the entire hour without uttering the phrase “But First” even once. Surely she knows this is her catch phrase. Programmers even installed algorithms that allowed her to laugh about it on The Early Show today. We therefore have come to the conclusion that the Chenbot, for better or worse, may have been malfunctioning. Luckily, we’re a pretty tech-savvy group here at TVgasm, and we’ve managed to restore Julie to her natural glory. Click above to see the fixed Chenbot.

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Sir Jiggabins

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:21 pm

Nice ending…she obviously got the memo.
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Sir Jiggabins

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:28 pm

BTW, can I get a “The Hills” recap? I mean really, that recap should be the #1 priority of this website. So as to not come across as a selfish asshole, perhaps I should say something nice. Keep up the great work!
3

sweetleaf

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:40 pm

YOU think YOU want a recap of The Hills are Stupid?

What about me? I saw Rescue me where my freakin hero raped his ex wife!?! I WANNA RECAP!
but seriously
I will wait as long as it takes. At least till Monday anyway.
4

sweetleaf

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:41 pm

UMMMMMM
I just saw that the Rescue Me recap is up.
That was FAST
5

B-Side

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:42 pm

I hate to rain on everyone’s parades, but the recaps for The Hills and Rescue Me have been up for a few hours now…
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Sir Jiggabins

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:50 pm

In my defense, that recap appeared at 5:41. My messages were posted prior to that. DON’T TRY TO INSINUATE I’M AS STUPID AS HEIDI!!
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Sir Jiggabins

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:52 pm

Great…I guess I am as stupid as Heidi. The good news is that I may get my own reality show now…
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B-Side

Posted June 23, 2006 at 5:53 pm

I don’t know, Sir Jiggabins. I think you might be looking at the wrong times on the page. Just goes to prove: the mere act of thinking about Heidi will reduce people’s brainpowers 75%.
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stacyrocks

Posted June 23, 2006 at 7:01 pm

LoL! It’s all so clear now, Chenbot was broken! I noticed her twitching when she’d say “When we return”, “when we come back”, etc. instead of “But first”. Thanks for fixing her up! I love you guys.
10

BigTeebo

Posted June 23, 2006 at 8:50 pm

Listen to the first line “a little later on”. Chenbot’s head almost tilts off and she could have fallen over, like a robot.
11

scamboogah

Posted June 24, 2006 at 7:09 am

Did you see the first time Chenbot stood up? HOLY CRAP!! She bounced up using one leg WHILE HER LEGS WERE STILL CROSSED!! Only a robot would even attempt something like that!
12

dredge

Posted June 24, 2006 at 9:07 am

OMG that is hilarious!
13

Kathryn

Posted June 24, 2006 at 9:32 am

I was so sad when the Chenbot didn’t But First at all during the special!
14

Lubin Odana

Posted June 24, 2006 at 2:57 pm

She’s teasing us. She knows we all want to hear “but first” so she’s keeping us hanging on.

Either that or the “but first” sub-routine got burnt out last season due to massive over-ise. CBS robotics experts are working night and day to repair the damage, but it may be irreparable… Meltdown!
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TinkerbellAPixie

Posted June 24, 2006 at 7:41 pm

“BTW, can I get a “The Hills” recap? I mean really, that recap should be the #1 priority of this website.”

Clearly you are new to this site or you would know Big Brother is and has always been the #1 priority of this site. As it should be.