***PennyDreadful takes on the month of April! Enjoy!!
chaosbutterfly on Celebrity Apprentice: I will say though that if I was in the crowd, I would have snatched that money off the ground and ran away as fast as I could. I would possibly even trample adorable little Clay in the process. I’m not proud of that, but it’s the truth, so I don’t blame those who did. It’s free money, floating down from the sky. What are they supposed to do? Be decent and maintain their composure? In the face of free money? This is America; we don’t do that here.
waffleboy on Person of Interest: What the? He’s Canadian? Where was the obligatory 20 minute scene on how most people can’t appreciate the strategy involved in curling? It’s probably next to the scene where they got a couple of drinks in him and he talked about how horrible everyone in Quebec is. Oh well, this will totally make the DVD a must buy.
crankyguy on Survivor: They need to cut back on all the perks or change the name of the show to Camper or Vacationer.
R2DCups on 16 and Pregnant: With that said do none of these guys use condoms? I mean seriously what’s up with that? Do kids not worry about std’s anymore? Can we do a follow up of 16 and chlamydia?
Bioscotto on Desperate Housewives: Also…yes…why are all gay boys on TV shows skinny and hair-gelled to hell? Booo….but what can you expect from the show that still uses “You’re here, you’re queer, I’m used to it” unironically?
42E8 on Person of Interest: As for the rest of it, well, suspension of disbelief is part of enjoying scripted TV, right? Of course, I’m from the “Fantasy Island” and “Charlie’s Angels” generation, so POI is practically reality TV compared to my childhood.
kthxbai on RHOC: Before I had even 1 sip “dumbbell-ee-ay” made me ROFL so hard my hand shook and my coffee slopped out all over and came THIS close to falling into my keyboard. Which would have meant accidental electrocution to me and irreconcilable damages to an important piece of computer equipment that would cost almost $11 to replace!
S-Natch on Million Dollar Listing NY: Michael also brings the exquisite sense of taste and style born of “the more money I waste on it, the better it must be…” mentality of someone who has never had to choose between and electric bill or lunch.
Cherie on Bad Girls Club: Having to listen to Piggy sing was worse than having my gall bladder removed. And my computer kept crashing so I think it was screaming for it to stop too.
Looks like too many Pixie Stix, Mom. Thought about a flipper?
sheesh on Toddlers & Tiaras: Red Bull (check), Pixie Stix (check), Names spelled in a phonetically fucked way (check), Moms crazier than a bag full of monkeynuts (check), Chookie Moves (check). Let’s do this.