Commentgasm: Best in Comments: June 2012

Recaps

By ApplePie | Monday, December 24, 2012 | 7:00 am | 10 Comments
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***ApplePie leads us into the month of your June funnies. Enjoy!

Ahhhhh … remember June?  When it was warm?  And you could see this at some random South Jersey beach?

Keep it classy, girls.  Where’s the Natty Light?

BTW, Gasmii, y’all are freakin’ funny.  There were TONS of funny comments, but I got tired after copying and pasting 40+ of them, so forgive me if I left you out (especially if you worked hard on your snark, and you went the extra mile and made it grammatically correct, notwithstanding iPhone auto-correct).  Side note:  While I was reading archives for this commentgasm, my five year old read a Flipit recap over my shoulder and said, “Does that say ‘FUCK UP’?”  Hey, she couldn’t help it … he wrote it in capital letters and everything.  Curse you, kindergarten, for giving my daughter mad literacy skills!

Enjoy these June 2012 comments as much as I did:

notwithoutmytv on “The Sister Wives Are Free At Last!”:  Good thing Utah doesn’t limit the permitted number of wives by gross weight.

Laura Gill on “2012 Miss USA Goddess?”:  If I were so lucky to be part of that photo shoot, I’d be, like, the Goddess of Double Chins.

vallegirl on “Dear TvGasm: Let’s Get Cooking”:  Wouldn’t it be easier to find a list of reasons why people like Guy Fieri?  Let me start you off.  1) ….

sweetblondie on “Joan Rivers Runs Her Mouth Again”:  I like Joan, but I would have liked her more had she eaten her offspring.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    ApplePie, wouldn’t you rather your daughter learns those types of words at home rather on the cruel, cruel playground at kindergarten? Congrats on her mad skillz!

  2. 2
    ApplePie
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    @CL, very good point! I want to be the one to destroy her dreams, make her cry, and disappoint her in general … but woe to anyone else who tries do so!

  3. 3
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Yay I was funny twice this year so far. Although I was trying to be funny with either of the comments that have made Commentgasm.

  4. 4
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    *wasn’t

  5. 5
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Wow. I am snarkier than I thought!

    Thank God!

  6. 6
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Went to the “Scotty McCreery Graduated” page and just wanted to give awfuleyebrow a shout out! Very funny!

  7. 7
    Chris Velazquez
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:59 am

    It figures, I manage to make it on one of the funniest comments of the month, and I end up spelling my last name wrong by one letter. Great, now my OCD’s gonna act up till I get a goddamn aneurysm.

  8. 8
    ApplePie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    @Chris Velazquez, I am SO sorry. Of course you didn’t misspell your own name (though I often misspell my own), that was all me! I grew up in El Paso, where there were a lot of “Velasquez” families and I did not know a single “Velazquez”. Now, I finally meet the elusive “Velazquez” and I make a seriously bad first impression. Though I am a good speller in general, I am terrible with names and I apologize because I can’t correct the article now.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Yes…so Flipit, apple pie and myself RULE because we grew up in El Paso…no wait…I’ve rarely thought growing up in El Paso was a good thing outside of hamburger stand and Panchos

  10. 10
    Irishkate
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Holy crap! One of my comments made it?! I’ve made it! That Lauren person of the teeth fixing post responded to my comment with outrage of my use of the term “hilljack” and not the incest.

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