sarcasatire on “I Just Had To Post This Amanda Bynes Tweet”: Obama, get me out of jury duty!
Bratty McPants on “It’s Official, Season 6 of Jersey Shore Will Be The Last”: The cast would probably say it’s the end of an era, if they knew what an era was.
I highly recommend reading ALL of the comments for the Watercooler “Scotty McCreery Graduates From High School”, but since I have to pick just one, here’s OutHouse Cat: I think they’re going to rename [Garner, NC] Jerusalem or something, since they’re treating his graduation like the Second Coming.
Make that the Third Coming … I got a little too excited about graduation.
Fan-Ann on “Toddlers & Tiaras’ Isabella Barrett Is Leaving The Show”: This woman has that certain je ne sais quoi, which loosely translates as shit for brains.
CynTV on “VIDEO: Teresa Guidice on The View”: When I saw that monkey photo and the name Teresa Guidice I thought, “Did she have another kid?”
snowshoecat on “UPDATE: Deena Is Out Of Jail!”: *Woof*
You said it, ‘cat.
crankyguy on “Watch: Bethenny’s Talk Show, Thoughts?”: Did you know that Skinny Girl Margaritas make a deeelicious and low-cal breakfast?
everything JimBob Jones commented on “Go Daddy Is Getting Away From Their ‘Offensive’ Commercials”: Here’s the link if you want to read the thread.
sheesh on “Oprah Asks Kim K And Fam Hard Hitting Questions”: Please let her ask Kris Jenner if it’s hard out there for a pimp. Please.
BlueDog on “Dear TVGasm: Toddlers and Tiaras Style”: We could have been the local chapter of the child molester society (I can’t spell peadophile).
chaosbutterfly on “Arsenio Hall Returning To Late Night”: He better aim lower. Like Kim Kardashian lower.
KartofflMuter on “Jennifer Hudson Coming to Smash”: Is this where old Idols go to die?
WaffleBoy on “Dear TvGasm: Jersey Shore”: Snookie looks like two years ago she decided to look as much like a Precious Moments figurine as humanly possible.
maryedith on “Project Runway Mayhem”: Otherwise we’ll have another season of mammoth comment threads about how no one likes the show anymore.
Sparkle McSnarkle on “Another Teen Mom Disaster”: Go to JAIL. Go directly to jail. Do NOT pass go, do not collect Teen Mom money.
Sugarbush on “Oprah Will Appear On Keeping Up With The Kardashians”: They need to revive “I’m a Celebrity! Get Me Out of Here!” just so I can watch her fat, pretentious ass run amok in the jungle with Steve Guttenburg and the guy that played Willow.
Too-Old-To-Care on “DWTS Couple Alert”: I wonder if they choreograph the Horizontal Mambo in advance to ensure their performance rates a 10.
Robinez on “Savannah Guthrie Hosts the Today Show with No Announcement”: I think Matt should have said something like “Your eyes are much bigger than they used to be” about 3/4 of the way through the show.
thespiral on “VIDEO: Memory Lane: Tyra Goes Apeshit”: She’s such an evil, deluded, egomaniacal asshole, and that’s pretty much the ONLY entertainment value in the show. And yet somehow…it’s enough.
itchy on “Katie Holmes: She Wants Out of the Contract”: Look on the bright side: being Mrs. Tom Cruise got her a meeting with Nicolas Sarkozy. That has to be worth something, right? Right?
Derek Hazelton on “RHOC Recap: White Elephant Intervention”: We can at least see that Vicki’s too energetic to be a pothead.