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Monday, December 24, 2012
7:00 am
10 Comments
Tagged: best of, Commentgasm, funny, hilarious
sarcasatire on “I Just Had To Post This Amanda Bynes Tweet”: Obama, get me out of jury duty!
Bratty McPants on “It’s Official, Season 6 of Jersey Shore Will Be The Last”: The cast would probably say it’s the end of an era, if they knew what an era was.
I highly recommend reading ALL of the comments for the Watercooler “Scotty McCreery Graduates From High School”, but since I have to pick just one, here’s OutHouse Cat: I think they’re going to rename [Garner, NC] Jerusalem or something, since they’re treating his graduation like the Second Coming.
Make that the Third Coming … I got a little too excited about graduation.
Fan-Ann on “Toddlers & Tiaras’ Isabella Barrett Is Leaving The Show”: This woman has that certain je ne sais quoi, which loosely translates as shit for brains.
CynTV on “VIDEO: Teresa Guidice on The View”: When I saw that monkey photo and the name Teresa Guidice I thought, “Did she have another kid?”
snowshoecat on “UPDATE: Deena Is Out Of Jail!”: *Woof*
You said it, ‘cat.
crankyguy on “Watch: Bethenny’s Talk Show, Thoughts?”: Did you know that Skinny Girl Margaritas make a deeelicious and low-cal breakfast?
everything JimBob Jones commented on “Go Daddy Is Getting Away From Their ‘Offensive’ Commercials”: Here’s the link if you want to read the thread.
sheesh on “Oprah Asks Kim K And Fam Hard Hitting Questions”: Please let her ask Kris Jenner if it’s hard out there for a pimp. Please.
BlueDog on “Dear TVGasm: Toddlers and Tiaras Style”: We could have been the local chapter of the child molester society (I can’t spell peadophile).
chaosbutterfly on “Arsenio Hall Returning To Late Night”: He better aim lower. Like Kim Kardashian lower.
KartofflMuter on “Jennifer Hudson Coming to Smash”: Is this where old Idols go to die?
WaffleBoy on “Dear TvGasm: Jersey Shore”: Snookie looks like two years ago she decided to look as much like a Precious Moments figurine as humanly possible.
maryedith on “Project Runway Mayhem”: Otherwise we’ll have another season of mammoth comment threads about how no one likes the show anymore.
Sparkle McSnarkle on “Another Teen Mom Disaster”: Go to JAIL. Go directly to jail. Do NOT pass go, do not collect Teen Mom money.
Sugarbush on “Oprah Will Appear On Keeping Up With The Kardashians”: They need to revive “I’m a Celebrity! Get Me Out of Here!” just so I can watch her fat, pretentious ass run amok in the jungle with Steve Guttenburg and the guy that played Willow.
Too-Old-To-Care on “DWTS Couple Alert”: I wonder if they choreograph the Horizontal Mambo in advance to ensure their performance rates a 10.
Robinez on “Savannah Guthrie Hosts the Today Show with No Announcement”: I think Matt should have said something like “Your eyes are much bigger than they used to be” about 3/4 of the way through the show.
thespiral on “VIDEO: Memory Lane: Tyra Goes Apeshit”: She’s such an evil, deluded, egomaniacal asshole, and that’s pretty much the ONLY entertainment value in the show. And yet somehow…it’s enough.
itchy on “Katie Holmes: She Wants Out of the Contract”: Look on the bright side: being Mrs. Tom Cruise got her a meeting with Nicolas Sarkozy. That has to be worth something, right? Right?
Derek Hazelton on “RHOC Recap: White Elephant Intervention”: We can at least see that Vicki’s too energetic to be a pothead.
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ApplePie, wouldn’t you rather your daughter learns those types of words at home rather on the cruel, cruel playground at kindergarten? Congrats on her mad skillz!
@CL, very good point! I want to be the one to destroy her dreams, make her cry, and disappoint her in general … but woe to anyone else who tries do so!
Yay I was funny twice this year so far. Although I was trying to be funny with either of the comments that have made Commentgasm.
*wasn’t
Wow. I am snarkier than I thought!
Thank God!
Went to the “Scotty McCreery Graduated” page and just wanted to give awfuleyebrow a shout out! Very funny!
It figures, I manage to make it on one of the funniest comments of the month, and I end up spelling my last name wrong by one letter. Great, now my OCD’s gonna act up till I get a goddamn aneurysm.
@Chris Velazquez, I am SO sorry. Of course you didn’t misspell your own name (though I often misspell my own), that was all me! I grew up in El Paso, where there were a lot of “Velasquez” families and I did not know a single “Velazquez”. Now, I finally meet the elusive “Velazquez” and I make a seriously bad first impression. Though I am a good speller in general, I am terrible with names and I apologize because I can’t correct the article now.
Yes…so Flipit, apple pie and myself RULE because we grew up in El Paso…no wait…I’ve rarely thought growing up in El Paso was a good thing outside of hamburger stand and Panchos
Holy crap! One of my comments made it?! I’ve made it! That Lauren person of the teeth fixing post responded to my comment with outrage of my use of the term “hilljack” and not the incest.