***SourCake brings us your November comments!
Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this recap, I got to relive a few shows and shit-shots that I missed during those crazy, chilly November days.
Sheesh on Basketball Wives: It would just be tooooo exhausting to have an evil master plan.
Classy Drunk on Boardwalk Empire: They didn’t have the pull and pray method in the 1920s? The way to get pregnant hasn’t changed all that much.
Labowner on Breaking Amish: I’m starting to think this series is a Rorschach test.
Pope Philly on Dancing With The Stars: Go team Melissa/Tony…I guess.
SagittariusKim on Once Upon a Time: And to be fair they’re are some 18 year old girls who look older than Jennifer Morrison. Look at Courtney Stodden.
Mere2142 on Project Runway: I used to date a guy who had testicular cancer about 8 years ago and only had one nut. Every time I asked him to do something that he just didn’t feel like doing he would be like ‘but I had cancer.’ After a while it was impossible to be sympathetic.
LAC on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Love your screenshots of Kenya Crisco (sorry, but that child is greasy) Walter, run your chubby butt out of there. That is not sane and there is no ending for you other than one where you are dangling over a ledge with her getting ready to stomp on your fingers.
Classy Drunk on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I like how David said in their culture they will introduce the ex wife, but they don’t want anything to happen. Ummm that’s in all cultures douche. In America it’s call sloppy seconds. Does that sound classy?
Kthxbai on RHBH: Yolanda’s had that smizey squint roll sewed onto her face.
Shantigal on RHOM: The dinner looks much like the one we’ll be having this Thursday. Bunch of people invited that can’t hardly stand each other. Except we don’t get paid for it. Sadtablepoledancinghorns.
MisRed on Revolution: Aaron was in the lighthouse when it lit up, so I assume the mechanism for lighting it was within the 8 to 10 ft range. Either that or the writers are morons. Take you pick
Timgunnssister on Sons of Anarchy: Oh, poor Juicy is gonna be in therapy for the rest of his undoubtedly short life.
Crankyguy on Survivor: Survivor made me sit through what seemed like ten minutes of Penner blowing smoke up Lisa’s ass until it made her all warm and fuzzy and blubbery, and she STILL tries to vote him out?
Lindaw205 on Survivor: Sorry, Pete, but you’re balls are in Scabby’s pocket.