Commentgasm: Best in Comments: October 2012


By CynTV | | 7:00 am | 20 Comments
Posted in: Commentgasm, Recaps

April on Nashville: Having the mother move in is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Seriously she has enough money that she can pay for her to have a hotel and a guard follow her around like someone else said and keep her away and out of trouble. She should just do that. Or put her mother in rehab. Or ship her across the globe and it would take her awhile to figure out how to get back. Maybe I should be her manager. I have better ideas.

Meaghan on ANTM: Tyra’s letting women AND men try out for “Cycle 20″? Oh good lord. It’ll probably just be gay men and/or drag queens who impersonate Tyra and worship at her feet. And they’ll all go home before the ladies do, sadly. Hopefully, there’s shirtlessness. That’s the only thing that will make me watch the next cycle.

Hypnotoad on ANTM: Kristin looks pregnant in her photo. It looks like she’s pregnant with twins and one will be coming out her vajayajay and the other will be coming out of her ass. And she’s a horrible person. I don’t know why she never got called out at panel for her completely rude and vapid remarks to Johnny during that early photo shoot. Maybe she’s the prettiest girl in theory, but she’s at the bottom of the barrel competition wise, taking bad photos and sucking at challenges. And also sucking at life. If she’s in the final two, that will be the final nail in the coffin of the dead shark that was jumped in the first 30 seconds of the first episode of this cycle.

Bluedog on Grimm: We don’t celebrate Halloween here and after reading your hilarious captions to the photos at Munroes house, I am wondering. Why do you spend a whole year warning your kids about “stranger danger” then let them loose on one night to knock on strangers’ doors?

Gypsy on RHOM: What is this WWHL you are all talking about? Last night was a shitshow of epic proportions with Miss Andy in flannel pajamas wasted and cross eyed off his arse drinking hurricanes alone in the clubhouse. All I got was a glimpse of RHOBH…maybe I was watching a rerun?

Merry on Couples Therapy: Courtney claims she was a virgin before marriage. I claim I’m a fairy princess. Funny how claiming stuff doesn’t make it true.

 

Great job this month, guys!

CynTV
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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

20 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:03 am

    And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:21 am

    @plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.

    And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..

  4. 4
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.

    Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.

  5. 5
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Yay I made it! Thanks!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.

    I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    @labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…

    And I hope your day gets better!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

    No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”

    Surely you jest?

    What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!

    BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place :-D

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…

  13. 13
    Viane Slice
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

    *sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am. ;)

  14. 14
    April
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)

    heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.

    “grass up”

    This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?

    Robin

  18. 18
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.

  19. 19
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.

    Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).

    And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?

    I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.

  20. 20
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    @Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!

    And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?

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