April on Nashville: Having the mother move in is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Seriously she has enough money that she can pay for her to have a hotel and a guard follow her around like someone else said and keep her away and out of trouble. She should just do that. Or put her mother in rehab. Or ship her across the globe and it would take her awhile to figure out how to get back. Maybe I should be her manager. I have better ideas.
Meaghan on ANTM: Tyra’s letting women AND men try out for “Cycle 20″? Oh good lord. It’ll probably just be gay men and/or drag queens who impersonate Tyra and worship at her feet. And they’ll all go home before the ladies do, sadly. Hopefully, there’s shirtlessness. That’s the only thing that will make me watch the next cycle.
Hypnotoad on ANTM: Kristin looks pregnant in her photo. It looks like she’s pregnant with twins and one will be coming out her vajayajay and the other will be coming out of her ass. And she’s a horrible person. I don’t know why she never got called out at panel for her completely rude and vapid remarks to Johnny during that early photo shoot. Maybe she’s the prettiest girl in theory, but she’s at the bottom of the barrel competition wise, taking bad photos and sucking at challenges. And also sucking at life. If she’s in the final two, that will be the final nail in the coffin of the dead shark that was jumped in the first 30 seconds of the first episode of this cycle.
Bluedog on Grimm: We don’t celebrate Halloween here and after reading your hilarious captions to the photos at Munroes house, I am wondering. Why do you spend a whole year warning your kids about “stranger danger” then let them loose on one night to knock on strangers’ doors?
Gypsy on RHOM: What is this WWHL you are all talking about? Last night was a shitshow of epic proportions with Miss Andy in flannel pajamas wasted and cross eyed off his arse drinking hurricanes alone in the clubhouse. All I got was a glimpse of RHOBH…maybe I was watching a rerun?
Merry on Couples Therapy: Courtney claims she was a virgin before marriage. I claim I’m a fairy princess. Funny how claiming stuff doesn’t make it true.
Great job this month, guys!
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