Commentgasm: Best in Comments: October 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Friday, December 28, 2012 | 7:00 am | 20 Comments
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Merry on Elementary: So…this is a soap opera, right? Medically induced comas, random half-siblings (how big a horn-ball was dad, anyway?), a main character with a “tormented” past, a couple of drug addicts… seriously. And also, not only is Watson Holmes’s unwanted “sober companion” she’s also a (former) doctor who can’t stand to look at a dead body? That makes her good for absolutely nothing. The writers aren’t even trying and it REALLY shows.

Timgunssister on Project Runway: Oh and MrsMia, this says it all – “Flamboyant men in suits. Only one of us is doing it right”. I bow to your fabulousness.

Madelyne27 on Grimm: I’m always up for (chicken) nuggets. When I babysit for my friend, she pays me with a rotisserie chicken. I wish it was a lie, but it’s not. And I wish it didn’t make me so happy, but it does.

NotwothoutmyTV on RHONJ Reunion: If Brown Smurf has been reduced to appearing in the reunion show, he must not be able to pass a bad check or build a sub-code, three-family deathtrap anywhere in Jersey…

Kthxbai on RHONY Reunion: You have to give Aviva credit though. It takes a special kind of person to turn something as horrible as a little kid losing her foot into 18 episode’s worth of #richpeopleproblems.

Labowner on RHONY Reunion: I am very jealous at how good Ramona looks for the amount of alcohol she consumes.

Jimbob Jones on The Amazing Race: Is it just me, or does the guy on Team Amy (I won’t even bother giving him a name) look like the type of guy who would crash on your couch “for one night” and still be there six months later?

Cherie on Watch What Crappens Podcast 39: Andy Cohen is a gay boogieman!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! You guys kill me! And you are all right; he puts the worst bitches closest to him. Then looks surprised when they lose their shit and he’s caught in the middle.

ChaCha on Once Upon A Time: I think Mr. Whale is Monstro, the whale that swallowed Pinocchio and Gepetto. Or maybe he’s Aquaman. ;-D

LAC on RHONY Reunion: Thank you for this act of humanitarian kindness. The screeching and harping has about a 10 minute shelf life for me at a time. Let me guess. Was one of the princesses that the Countess knows in the Italian crowd that she brought back to the villa? Princess “DO-ME-A!” – that one? I may not be on team Carolyn about the dress thing, but 3 minutes of watching the Countess’ tone deaf music videos cured me of any sympathy. What the hell was Ramona wearing? Tina Turner called and would like her 90′s tour dress returned. And did Aviva really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really…zzzzzzzzzzzz God, what a world we live in where we are arguing over an ex who looked like that. Loves the Heather – who knew?

Ohiomom on RHONJ Reunion: Juicy Joe…the great philosopher of RHONJ. “There’s that you know. He’s got it. You’s got it. What you gonna do? You say whatever. That’s the way it’s gots to be. There you go.”

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

20 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:03 am

    And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:21 am

    @plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.

    And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.

    Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.

  5. 5
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Yay I made it! Thanks!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.

    I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    @labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…

    And I hope your day gets better!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

    No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”

    Surely you jest?

    What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!

    BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place :-D

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…

  13. 13
    Viane Slice
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

    *sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am. ;)

  14. 14
    April
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)

    heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.

    “grass up”

    This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?

    Robin

  18. 18
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.

  19. 19
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.

    Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).

    And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?

    I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    @Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!

    And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?

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