Enrique’s mole on Jersey Shore: SuburBint – I don’t think anyone calls Sammi “Sweetheart”. Rawn’s nicknames for her seem to be “asshole” and “bitch”. Myself, I prefer to call her “douchebag”, but hey, why choose?!
Chaosbutterfly on Nashville: I think (Taylor Swift) is homely as heck. She looks like someone who was pretty once upon a time, until God’s hand reached down and squeezed her face so hard that when he let go, her features never unscrunched themselves. And she looks mad sinister about the eyes. Like she’s always planning some deviously evil shit. Which I’m sure she is. If North Korea ever successfully blows up the other countries, Taylor Swift will be in Pyongyang, pressing the buttons and sipping mimosas with Kim Jong Un. And I’m sure she knew where Osama was the entire time. Department of Homeland Security is wasting their time with black ops and phone bugs. What they need to do is apprehend Taylor Swift. *throws holy water at Taylor Swift*
Ellemenop on Breaking Amish: “The girls do one smart thing while they’re drunk – they start to beat the shit out of Jeremiah with their purses.” — bahahaha. so true.
Maryedith on Project Runway: I want to know why Dmitry got two minutes of conversation time with Tim. Was there no one in all of Jersey City he could have invited over to provide background? Oh, my lonely little Belorussian exile, floating like a piece of driftwood through America! Please stop styling your models like Eurotrash versions of New Jersey housewives!
2muchbravo on Project Runway: Chris seemed to have a major brain fart when he picked his 3 pieces. I think he was definitely having and “Oh shit!” moment during judging. I wasn’t blown away by Unibrow’s pieces. They looked like draped bedsheets and the accessories looked like plastic cross-stitch material. Hardly what *I* would expect from the final runway looks. But, then again, I shop at Marshall’s and Tarjay. I’m not edumacated in the fine art of high fashun.
Chaosbutterfly on Ink Master: Kay Kutta is so annoying. He and Clint need to be locked in a barrel with some rabid wolverines and sent over Niagara Falls.
Plockness monster on Boardwalk Empire: Best scene hands down: Nelson and his wife killing the agent. It was hilarious.
See Jay on Arrow: The premiere was pretty good but the show would be great if Oliver and Tommy became lovers with sex scenes each episode. Just sayin’.
Animalhoarder on Grimm: So the little girl goes all Damien and all they do is send her to juvi till she’s 18? Can’t wait till she gets out.
Iona Trailer on RHONJ Reunion: Midge should go back to the Chippendales. You know Big Gay Greg fell off his chair last night when he heard that one.
(Editor’s Note: I am STEALING this user name. I laugh every time I see it!)
Parisi LaRoe on RHONJ Reunion: Andy looked like he had a boner the whole time Midget Joe was talking about his stripping.
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