Commentgasm: Best in Comments: October 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Friday, December 28, 2012 | 7:00 am | 20 Comments
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NateB on RHONJ Reunion: WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING Sugarbush on Breaking Amish: I’m so relieved to know that I’m not the only one who thought this was like Frankenepisode. I still don’t really know how the hell we got from Point A to Point SLDK3L9DJLK3.

Begonia skies on Breaking Amish: I’m sorry but I burst out laughing when they were talking about how Kate works out all the time and the clips TLC showed were of her doing back bends and goofing around. Sweet work outs Kate – is that Amish zumba?

Kthxbai on Breaking Amish: I know calling bullshit on this show’s like calling curly fur on a poodle dog.

Tingunnssister on Project Runway: A tangerine Vienna sausage = things you can’t unsee. Anyone got some bleach they can spare?

Lovethehobbitses on Project Runway: “Chris makes that face you make when you’re an adult and your mom is trying really hard and you are embarrassed but no longer an asshole teenager so you’re mostly just amused and a little pitying.” BEAUTIFULLY put. I’ve never thought about that phenomenon before, but that is exactly what happens once someone reaches adulthood!

CynTV on Revenge: Aiden is hot. H-O-T. They better keep him around. And once again I will complain that Ems has NO SECURITY for her home!! Anyone can walk in!!!!! I don’t get it.

(Yeah – I put my own comment in. Watcha gonna do? Nuthin. Heh.)

Pope Philly on DWTS All Stars: I’m trying to come up with names for each of the couples. Gilles and Peta will be Team Pretty because “Team Makes PopePhilly Think Very Dirty Thoughts” is just too long. @vallegirl: I’m amazed Kelly (or anyone, really) is still awake after their interviews with Brooke.

Marie Antoinette Jr on Watch What Happens: Shut UP Jill Zarin: This interview was like a pathetic drunk dial, begging an ex for a booty call. It was hard to watch. I feel so sorry for her daughter.

Itchy on Survivor: Russell wasn’t saying that man is a perfect creature. He was saying that god made him a perfect creature, which is why it made so little sense that he kept losing. Methinks his braids are too tight.

Smarlo on RHONY Reunion: George Clooney dated Carole? Was it community service?

 MrsMiaWallace on RHONY Reunion: Aviva can drown in a milk bath for all I care. Of course it would take a team of experts to find her since white on white on white is her signature.

TV Junkie on RHONY Reunion: Aviva’s mother was an alcoholic? Why does that not surprise me having George for a husband and Aviva for a daughter would cause me to be a drunker too!

Plockeness monster on The Challenge: Cara Maria’s hair extensions (real dreads??) looks like colorful ferrets nested on her head and died. MoRum is going to be the new Walnuts/Tonya. Gotta love those alcoholic women! Knight sucks at life. And has sick-o man boobs. And he needs braces. And a new personality. Knight related – on the after show, he still stuck with the whole “I was just helping Nanny get her clothes clean” story. It was pathetic. Learn to admit when you are wrong and it’ll make you a better person, fuck wad.

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

20 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:03 am

    And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:21 am

    @plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.

    And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.

    Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.

  5. 5
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Yay I made it! Thanks!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.

    I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    @labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…

    And I hope your day gets better!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

    No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”

    Surely you jest?

    What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!

    BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place :-D

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…

  13. 13
    Viane Slice
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

    *sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am. ;)

  14. 14
    April
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)

    heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.

    “grass up”

    This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?

    Robin

  18. 18
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.

  19. 19
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.

    Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).

    And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?

    I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    @Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!

    And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?

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