Jersey on The Challenge: I was kind of impressed with Big Easy lifting all those rocks…but then I cringed when they showed him holding it all up (all sweaty and red-faced and Easy-like) and Devyn said it “was the most turned on she’d ever been”. Vomit! I guess after all those years of playing with old balls, anyone under 40 seems sexy to you. :p
Enrique’s mole on Bad Girl’s Reunion: How do you spell ‘chicken shit’? R-I-M-A
Cherie on Bad Girl’s Reunion: Well maybe if Rima would stop unhinging her jaw so much she wouldn’t need a doctors note………..
Pikey578 on OUAT: “You’d think after everything she’s gone through she’d be better at knowing when people are liars” – Ummm, isn’t Emma supposed to have special lie detecting super powers? She must have left them in her red leather jacket…
Chaosbutterfly on DWTS All Stars: I want to roll Gilles in chocolate and crushed peanuts and then lick everything off. Lord, that man is hot. They need to make clones of his fine self.
tr on RHONY Reunion: I’m tired of Andy asking everyone if they’ve ever “swam in the lady pond”. Time to put that phrase to rest Miss Andy. It’s getting old. Can we also retire “mean girls” and “fake” while we are at it?
Kthxbai on RHONY Reunion: @BelowSeaLevel My new alter ego Krumtre Mitzentongs (that’s totally different from my other alter ego of Preachy McJudgington) wanted to type this comment. But she hasn’t quit ROFLing her AO since she got to your contraceptive device caption. I bet that’s going to be the 1st thing launched in the umbrella brand’s “Sonja’s Sexy J” line of toaster oven safe personal feminine products though. Between you and the Watch What Crappens guys, I can’t so much as see LuAnn’s name without thinking the earmeme of “Ass with the Countess.”
S-Natch on Project Runway Finale: Thank Gawd I had this recorded because I got to the point where I either had to kick a puppy or fast forward through Chris’ excessive whining. Luckily, my DVR saved Fido and the ending made the pain worth it. Amaze job all season, Mrs Mia!
Joslyn on Nashville: They showed Juliette”s mom. She doesn’t look like Rayna, she looks like a standard issue Hollywood version of a crackhead from Central Casting, LOL.
Outhousecat on Couples Therapy: Alex does have those huge crying-jag bags under her eyes. But if I was a straight woman married to flaming-ass Simon, I’d be crying, too.
Wills on Dexter: There needs to be more sex! Somebody…anybody!
Cattyfan on Ink Master: Someone please kick Kay Kutta until he stops talking. Still laughing at Corinthians being misspelled in Epi. 1…and Dave Navarro’s hilarious response. “Read that out loud. Read it!”
Isthathissister on Ink Master: Whenever Kay Kutta was like “I’m a predator”, all I could think was “Yeah, you look like a predator with those ugly ass dredlocks.”
Cattyfan on ANTM: If Laura, who is around a size 2, is considered “too big” for a collection, then perhaps – just perhaps – the collection has been sewn TOO SMALL. Oh…and you mentioned McKey. That always makes me think of A.) the stupid fake names Tyra has made contestants use over the years and B.) McKey’s super-awkward poses and horse-stomp walk.
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Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!
And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy
@plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.
And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..
Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.
Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.
Yay I made it! Thanks!
I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.
I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.
@labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…
And I hope your day gets better!
No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding
@vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”
Surely you jest?
What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!
BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place
Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.
Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!
OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…
*sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am.
Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!
Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)
heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo
Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!
I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.
“grass up”
This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?
Robin
I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.
@Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.
Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).
And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?
I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.
@Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!
And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?