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Jersey on The Challenge: I was kind of impressed with Big Easy lifting all those rocks…but then I cringed when they showed him holding it all up (all sweaty and red-faced and Easy-like) and Devyn said it “was the most turned on she’d ever been”. Vomit! I guess after all those years of playing with old balls, anyone under 40 seems sexy to you. :p
Enrique’s mole on Bad Girl’s Reunion: How do you spell ‘chicken shit’? R-I-M-A
Cherie on Bad Girl’s Reunion: Well maybe if Rima would stop unhinging her jaw so much she wouldn’t need a doctors note………..
Pikey578 on OUAT: “You’d think after everything she’s gone through she’d be better at knowing when people are liars” – Ummm, isn’t Emma supposed to have special lie detecting super powers? She must have left them in her red leather jacket…
Chaosbutterfly on DWTS All Stars: I want to roll Gilles in chocolate and crushed peanuts and then lick everything off. Lord, that man is hot. They need to make clones of his fine self.
tr on RHONY Reunion: I’m tired of Andy asking everyone if they’ve ever “swam in the lady pond”. Time to put that phrase to rest Miss Andy. It’s getting old. Can we also retire “mean girls” and “fake” while we are at it?
Kthxbai on RHONY Reunion: @BelowSeaLevel My new alter ego Krumtre Mitzentongs (that’s totally different from my other alter ego of Preachy McJudgington) wanted to type this comment. But she hasn’t quit ROFLing her AO since she got to your contraceptive device caption. I bet that’s going to be the 1st thing launched in the umbrella brand’s “Sonja’s Sexy J” line of toaster oven safe personal feminine products though. Between you and the Watch What Crappens guys, I can’t so much as see LuAnn’s name without thinking the earmeme of “Ass with the Countess.”
S-Natch on Project Runway Finale: Thank Gawd I had this recorded because I got to the point where I either had to kick a puppy or fast forward through Chris’ excessive whining. Luckily, my DVR saved Fido and the ending made the pain worth it. Amaze job all season, Mrs Mia!
Joslyn on Nashville: They showed Juliette”s mom. She doesn’t look like Rayna, she looks like a standard issue Hollywood version of a crackhead from Central Casting, LOL.
Outhousecat on Couples Therapy: Alex does have those huge crying-jag bags under her eyes. But if I was a straight woman married to flaming-ass Simon, I’d be crying, too.
Wills on Dexter: There needs to be more sex! Somebody…anybody!
Cattyfan on Ink Master: Someone please kick Kay Kutta until he stops talking. Still laughing at Corinthians being misspelled in Epi. 1…and Dave Navarro’s hilarious response. “Read that out loud. Read it!”
Isthathissister on Ink Master: Whenever Kay Kutta was like “I’m a predator”, all I could think was “Yeah, you look like a predator with those ugly ass dredlocks.”
Cattyfan on ANTM: If Laura, who is around a size 2, is considered “too big” for a collection, then perhaps – just perhaps – the collection has been sewn TOO SMALL. Oh…and you mentioned McKey. That always makes me think of A.) the stupid fake names Tyra has made contestants use over the years and B.) McKey’s super-awkward poses and horse-stomp walk.