Commentgasm: Best in Comments: October 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Friday, December 28, 2012 | 7:00 am | 20 Comments
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Bubblesballentine on ANTM: This is beyond bad, guys. I doubt I’ll watch the rest, and oddly enough it won’t even be in some kind of protest because this season is just that forgettable. ANTM no longer exists – Aliens from the planet Fuckingembarrasing have taken it over. Bryanboy – Ground control orders you to self-combust. Thank you.

Grimoire on ANTM: I no longer watch the show. I do LIVE for the recaps. This season has squashed all of the enjoyment I have received from watching ALL of the past seasons and even catching the rerun marathons. Without the “Jays” and without Nigel this has become such a TYRAmania and TYRAnnical mess that I simply cannot tune in, And just read that next “cycle” will have guys & girls competing. I call that grasping at straws. This HAS to end.

ChaCha on Revenge: If Fauxmanda hadn’t been wearing seven inch heels, her center of gravity would have been lower and she wouldn’t have gone over. Just another reason for us all to wear flats! 

Itchy on ANTM: You know, I thought that between that Bryan Boy ass and that P’trick idiot, this show couldn’t possibly get any worse. And then they haul out a nebbish who calls himself “The Cobra Snake.” I liked the video with the guy with the wrist flick. Pretty much sums up my feeling toward this season. Oh, and thanks for that photo of Flipit, Hypnotoad! You know, the one with the penis-grafitti. Because lately Flipit’s been looking much too handsome in his photos. It’s nice to see him pre-photoshop.

Itchy on Project Runway Finale: Chris – you are a little whiny shit that will get bitch-slapped by life many times before you learn to appreciate opportunities you are given, and accept your own shortcomings and failings. ‘I DEMAND A RECOUNT’ – ????? Really, you little twit?? I demanded a recount when you stayed over Sonjia, and when you were rewarded a couple of wins over Dmitri, so there. You will be a miserable, bitter old queen soon if you do not take care.

Fatcamp on RHOM: I DIED when Elsa called out Elaine. “I would not be caught dead in dat rrrrred rrrrag.” AMAZING. I forgive your face now, Elsa.

Jason on RHOM: Karent is like an encyclopedia salesman. You can insult them, ignore them, taunt them, and they’ll just keep smiling away. In any case, this show is a dud. The only reason to watch it is when Romain’s on. If I had that man, I’d be doing all sorts of nasty things seen only in XXX films to him, to keep him happy and horny. Joanna’s a big, boring, plastic bore, and her sister is like a flea on a bore’s back.

Too-Old-To-Care on RHONY: Look at me! There’s a parrot on my shoulder! I’m a pirate! Aarrrrgh! (That’s French Italian for Aarrrgh!)

Say on RHONJ Reunion Finale: The picture you posted isn’t Antonia, the daughter of Melissa, but Milania, the demon spawn of Teresa.

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

20 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:03 am

    And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:21 am

    @plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.

    And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.

    Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.

  5. 5
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Yay I made it! Thanks!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.

    I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    @labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…

    And I hope your day gets better!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

    No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”

    Surely you jest?

    What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!

    BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place :-D

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…

  13. 13
    Viane Slice
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

    *sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am. ;)

  14. 14
    April
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)

    heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.

    “grass up”

    This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?

    Robin

  18. 18
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.

  19. 19
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.

    Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).

    And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?

    I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    @Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!

    And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?

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