Bubblesballentine on ANTM: This is beyond bad, guys. I doubt I’ll watch the rest, and oddly enough it won’t even be in some kind of protest because this season is just that forgettable. ANTM no longer exists – Aliens from the planet Fuckingembarrasing have taken it over. Bryanboy – Ground control orders you to self-combust. Thank you.
Grimoire on ANTM: I no longer watch the show. I do LIVE for the recaps. This season has squashed all of the enjoyment I have received from watching ALL of the past seasons and even catching the rerun marathons. Without the “Jays” and without Nigel this has become such a TYRAmania and TYRAnnical mess that I simply cannot tune in, And just read that next “cycle” will have guys & girls competing. I call that grasping at straws. This HAS to end.
ChaCha on Revenge: If Fauxmanda hadn’t been wearing seven inch heels, her center of gravity would have been lower and she wouldn’t have gone over. Just another reason for us all to wear flats!
Itchy on ANTM: You know, I thought that between that Bryan Boy ass and that P’trick idiot, this show couldn’t possibly get any worse. And then they haul out a nebbish who calls himself “The Cobra Snake.” I liked the video with the guy with the wrist flick. Pretty much sums up my feeling toward this season. Oh, and thanks for that photo of Flipit, Hypnotoad! You know, the one with the penis-grafitti. Because lately Flipit’s been looking much too handsome in his photos. It’s nice to see him pre-photoshop.
Itchy on Project Runway Finale: Chris – you are a little whiny shit that will get bitch-slapped by life many times before you learn to appreciate opportunities you are given, and accept your own shortcomings and failings. ‘I DEMAND A RECOUNT’ – ????? Really, you little twit?? I demanded a recount when you stayed over Sonjia, and when you were rewarded a couple of wins over Dmitri, so there. You will be a miserable, bitter old queen soon if you do not take care.
Fatcamp on RHOM: I DIED when Elsa called out Elaine. “I would not be caught dead in dat rrrrred rrrrag.” AMAZING. I forgive your face now, Elsa.
Jason on RHOM: Karent is like an encyclopedia salesman. You can insult them, ignore them, taunt them, and they’ll just keep smiling away. In any case, this show is a dud. The only reason to watch it is when Romain’s on. If I had that man, I’d be doing all sorts of nasty things seen only in XXX films to him, to keep him happy and horny. Joanna’s a big, boring, plastic bore, and her sister is like a flea on a bore’s back.
Too-Old-To-Care on RHONY: Look at me! There’s a parrot on my shoulder! I’m a pirate! Aarrrrgh! (That’s French Italian for Aarrrgh!)
Say on RHONJ Reunion Finale: The picture you posted isn’t Antonia, the daughter of Melissa, but Milania, the demon spawn of Teresa.
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