Commentgasm: Best in Comments: October 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Friday, December 28, 2012 | 7:00 am | 20 Comments
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VelocityBird on RUPaul’s Drag Race All Stars: Tammie is serving Lucille Ball-esque realness. Not every queen goes for glamourfish.

Too-Old-To-Care on RHONYLost Footage: Has anyone else noticed that whenever Countesslu laughs, she immediately turns her head to the left or right? I can’t tell whether she’s looking for approval or agreement that someone else finds it funny, or if it’s a “royal” affectation that prevents you from laughing at someone right in their face. Watch for it in the reunion or re-runs, in case you don’t have a chance to watch her next season.

Faye on DWTS All Stars: PopePhilly – the first time I heard of that song and the person singing it was on a DWTS results show. The performance was Britney Spears doing Gimme More at the VMA’s level bad. The singer was stiff and unanimated. I don’t have the Tvgasm talent to put into words how bad it was. A train wreck stopped outside my house to watch (*is this thing on*) Yeah, that’s all I got … back to reading.

Robin on Survivor: “The conditions were terrible” – No Shit! Does she think that the folks watching this show want to see folks win a million dollars while sunbathing and drinking fruity cocktails on the beach? They don’t make the conditions terrible enough as far as I am concerned…Idiot.

Crankyguy on Survivor: Another thing that bothers me is his play-by-play commentary during thinking challenges, like puzzles. How can anybody think with him running his mouth? I used to have a teacher who would talk all during exams, and even was asking one guy about his new, just-out, top-of-the-line HP calculator that no one else had yet — while the guy was trying to write his exam. Asshole.

s-k-s on Arrow: Also, the corporate “auction” was the most f*ing hilarious thing ever. You don’t buy companies at a black-tie family event. The business world does not actually use Sotheby’s when a company goes bankrupt.

Caligal on Project Runway All Stars: I can’t believe Casa-ThisShowIsMakingMeFat-nova is working for Ivy. I still hate Wendy Pepper. She may have lost weight, but that hair is still atrocious. She looks like she should be standing over a cauldron, stirring baby limbs for Nina.

Stephanie on Project Runway All Stars: (Reply to Miss Molly’s “Wasn’t Emilio’s model on ANTM ?) Yes! Aminat (silent “T”). I love knowing other people’s brains are filled with ridiculous trivia. Thank you for validating my viewing habits.

Katie on RHOM: But next week Bravo hits a new low when violence erupts to the point when one woman punches another in the face. You knew it was coming sometime. I need to renew my library card because these shows are getting worse.

SurrealGirl on Couples Therapy: As for the “saving lives” bit, their marriage can be viewed as a cautionary tale of pedophilia. Man chats with an underage teenager online. Man lures teen with bullshit promises of fame and fortune. Man convinces teen that he loves her and needs her. Underage teen falls for this and agrees to meet in person. Enter Chris Hanson of “To Catch a Predator”. The End. I’m still waiting for that last part…

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

20 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Great job, Cyn! I don’t judge you at all for including your own comment. In fact, it makes me like you more!

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:03 am

    And your comment about aiden from revenge is correct. He even makes threats sound sexy

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:21 am

    @plockness & @LAC – thanks and I love a hot, sexy male voice.

    And reading the previous month’s comments, I feel a little derpy. I thought 131 comments was monstrous, until I read that some comment threads are double that number. Oops..

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Heh. I agreed to do August because I thought it would have fewer comments…until I saw that there were TWO Honey Boo Boo threads with more than 300 posts each AND at least one TNT one with over 200.

    Y’all needs to stop feeding the trolls.

  5. 5
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Yay I made it! Thanks!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am now just realizing not one comment about the Euro or American version of MBFGW made it to the best of? How is that possible.

    I made it again. Yeah for me. Always seems to happen when I am having a bad day. Thanks for the pick me up.

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

    @labowner – I am racking my wine-marinated brain cells to figure out what MBFGW means. And I apologize in advance for forcing you to spell it out…

    And I hope your day gets better!

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:48 am

    No worries and thanks – My Big Fat (American) Gypsy Wedding

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @vallegirl: “…stop feeding the trolls.”

    Surely you jest?

    What am I thinking? Of *course* you jest! Feeding the trolls (or better yet watching my fellow Gasmii feed them) makes my ridiculously boring life worth living! Stop feeding them…good one!

    BTW, thanks for the mention CynTV. As I think I’ve stated before, making several months of Commentgasm makes me feel like a rock star, even amongst the always brilliant Gasmii that make it multiple times every month! Jeebus I effing LOVE this place :-D

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Wow, thanks CynTV! I got married in October so I was convinced I didn’t even comment on anything, or whatever I did was incoherent nonsense that was first and foremost not funny, but I’m on here twice – guess we know where my priorities lie.

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Hey – this is the only websites where the comments are as good as the recaps!!

  12. 12
    Pikey578
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    OMG I finally made it! You have made my day…

  13. 13
    Viane Slice
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

    *sigh* I think this is the first time in two years none of my comments made Best of. I don’t watch alot of TV and it’s beginning to show. The shows I do watch are either not capped or the recap falls through.*sigh* I’m not whining or anything. (reading my post) Well, yes. Yes, I am. ;)

  14. 14
    April
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Yay I got two on here! Love you guys!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Jeepers— twice on page 1???? I am ……speechless!!!! Thank you Cyn (holding my pint glass under wine box spigot)

    heehee– my capcode is ….. jumping jacks—-that is for you Lapband Manzo

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Despair not, @Viane! There are still two months to go!

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I always stay away from the “captcha, by logging in every few days. But I was intrigued after hearing all the cool things captcha made folks say before they were allowed to post and I wanted to see what my captcha may say.

    “grass up”

    This captcha thing is kinda creepy..do they stalk us?

    Robin

  18. 18
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m beginning to think someone should make a list of the most interesting capcha codes.

  19. 19
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Cyn — Honestly, I think this is one of the few sites where they LET the comments be as good as the recaps.

    Many other sites (especially a large television-related one that I won’t mention but haven’t been to since I got banned from their message boards twice for daring to be funny) make sure that your posts get deleted if you dare be funnier than the person they chose to write them (since I’ve had medical reports that are funnier than most of the writers there, it ain’t that hard).

    And “don’t feed the trolls”? But the trolls are hungry. What are we supposed to do, let them starve?

    I’ve got to say I was a bit disappointed with some of my comments from some of the uber-threads not making it through in July and August, but given how hilarious those threads were, it must have been a real challenge to pick some.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    @Viane Slice, I miss your takes on Mad Men, but I don’t think the comments on that thread would ever make it to the commentgasm because even we, here, take that show WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!

    And, while I’m on the subject, what the hell happened to the Dexter recapper?

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