sheesh on Mob Wives: Rena is the sodium in my soy sauce.
NotwithoutmyTV on 16 And Pregnant: I AM NOT going to watch some stranger expel a strange life form through her birth canal.
Cathode Tube on Lifetime’s New Logo: Looks like they’ve focus-grouped themselves into a corner here.
DaisyHurts on Celebrity Apprentice: But she WAS being racist. The woman had him rapping and drumming, and wanted him to do a shuck & jive shuffle on top of it. If she could have suggested it without risking a punch to the face, you’ve gotta know she would have worked a slice of watermelon into his hand, too.
Sardini on Real Houswives of New Jersey: I’m happy that Assley is going to Vegas, because it brings her one step closer to her ultimate career in porn.
J-Mo on Lifetime’s New Logo: I guess it must just be my pre-occupation with penises, but to me that logo REALLY looks like a splatter of… well, you know… kinda like our own logo has a splatter of…
Ash1 on Toddlers & Tiaras: Come on, TLC, bring back the cray-cray moms and uggos! Two weeks in a row of relative sanity and cute kids….somebody better slip on a cow pattie and fall on her ass next week…or on her kid…
Clair on Lifetime’s New Logo: Looks like they wanted to go yin & yang but then someone named Yang pissed them off. Hmmm, it could also be a wonky exclamation point.
Gypsy on Real Housewives of New Jersey: You aren’t the female second coming of Michel Corleone. STFU already! I’ll take two Tre’s and a half a Brown Smurf if you and your fambly get off my TV screen ya piece of garbage.
Notwithoutmytv on Tonight’s Top Ten May 3, 2012: There was some old documentary on the Charles and Diana wedding on the other day, and there was this flamingay wedding planner/train straightener/royal flit-a-bout that had something to do with the wedding. I wonder if he was the Original Homosexual Party Planner? Or if, like syphillis, HPPs have been with the human race from the start?
Sheesh on Celebrity Apprentice: My “I hate Aubrey” comment was supposed to be #97, but it showed up #86!!!! And now I look like a stupiddummyhead. There is some cyber fuckery afoot.
hot cawfee on Once Upon A Time: OK– had to post this too—– I leafed thru an old copy of “Womans World” and this is what is had to offer Jennifer Morrison (our little Emma). In the “what the stars hold for…” it is as follows : There will be no ‘happily ever after’ for the Aries star’s new supernatural faitytale “Once Upon a Time”. Signs say the show-featuring modern day versions of Rumpelstiltskin, Pinocchio and Jennifer as Snow White’s daughter—will put viewers to sleep” Jeezum Crow– did you ever???????
Moli on Once Upon A time: One more thing, why do they dress the Blue Fairy in those horrible booby-tentacle dresses?